A little late to the nude Channing Tatum party that went on a couple of weeks ago, here’s that naked photo that his wife posted, or made him post, because of a bet or a board game or something. It doesn’t really matter because the end more than justifies the means. Mr. Tatum has been almost naked here in posts like this, and this, and this, but it’s been a while since he graced these pages. Welcome back, old friend.
Zac Efron’s nude booty has been featured here before, but for his turn as Ted Bundy in ‘Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile’ he’s showing his naked ass off again, in a little more explicit fashion. Given its serial killer subject matter, this is one of those films that may best be viewed by isolating the naked male celebrity bits. No one who comes here regularly is going to complain about that kind of editing, so I suppose now is a good time to recount all the times Zac Efron got naked here:
Who knew a math teacher would offer so many scintillating poses for this website? Pietro Boselli has been turning heads as many times as he has been solving equations, thanks in large part to pictures like this. He’s been seen in his underwear, in a Santa hat, and in nothing at all. One day I’ll do a comprehensive collection of all his links. For now, you’ll have to do some finger work and search the archives yourself. (Yes, there are archives – scroll to the bottom of the page and type anything into the search section and see what comes up.)
Oh wait, it’s Ash?
Whoopsie daisy.
Ban me from FaceBook and call it a month.
We celebrate Ass Wednesday here. There’s enough shame in the world. This is where the booty gets down. It’s not our first Ass Wednesday at the butt-baring rodeo. It’s actually not our second Ass-Baring Hump Day either. This is, as far as I can tell from the Ass Archives, our third booty-ful beginning to Lent. It begins with 50 Shades of a Nude Jamie Dornan. He’s shown off his backside here before, and it’s always worth another look.
Newer to these pages is Kit Harington and his kingly booty. I have yet to start binge-watching ‘Game of Thrones’ so this GIF will have to suffice. Here’s Mr. Harington’s Hunk of the Day post.
Richard Madden was also a Hunk of the Day. Perhaps more impressively, he was a Prince in Cinderella, and a naked hunk on this website.
John Cena may have the most bodacious bottom ever seen on this site, but don’t take my word for it. Check out a naked John Cena here.
Back with his brothers for ‘Sucker’ and making his most recent splash right here, Nick Jonas has always used his assets from his first Hunk of the Day post and beyond.
Backing this post into the end zone (groan if you must, and don’t come for me over bad sports puns that I don’t even fully understand) is David Beckham. More of his bum may be found at this link-filled post.
Happy Ass Wednesday everybody – shake it if you’ve got it! Let’s get our Lent on…
It’s been way too long since Jake Gyllenhaal has been naked onscreen, and on this blog, so let’s get a glimpse of his new Netflix movie wherein he plays a gay character. And in this scene wears nothing but glasses and a laptop, with a shirtless accessory. Mr. G has been naked here a number of times. Check out those previous nude looks here, here, and here.
He is currently appearing in super-buff form in ‘Glass,’ M. Night Shyamalan’s final installment of the tenuous trilogy that began many years in ‘Unbreakable.’ In the second film, ‘Split,’ James McAvoy turned in a stupendous multiple-personality performance that was utterly riveting. There is one insane slow close-up in which you can register his transformation from one personality to the next in terrifying detail. He’s possibly even better in ‘Glass,’ even if the movie doesn’t quite rise to that level of perfection. This time around he convincingly shifts characters in strikingly swift fashion, but with a certain masterful cock of the head or a specific glint in the eye, you always know exactly who “has the light.†Of course, this post isn’t just to honor McAvoy’s acting talents, it’s to give superficial praise and notice to his body. He’s already been a Hunk of the Day here – this is a holder until he officially wins a second go-round at it, and he’s only one nude scene away from that.
The second part of our returning sexiness (see the skin-heavy glory of Part 1 here) is a continuation of a promise to bring back the men. This site was built on the broad and shirtless shoulders of the male form, preferably in various states of undress. Celebrating the beauty of the naked human body has long been a province of serious art, but somewhere along the line it became dirty and salacious. Pfft to all that – we celebrate our nakedness as God intended us to be. Fuck the prudes.
Heading up this sexy line-up is film star Idris Elba. Not sure what the latest is on his popular bid to be the next James Bond (last I heard the director was off the latest iteration of the franchise, and Mr. Elba was not officially attached to it). I hope he is the next martini sipper, and check out his Hunk of the Day crowning to see how well he could fill out those fancy shoes.
Next up is the delectable Ronnie Woo, the chef in California who cooked up some hot dishes in his Hunk of the Day post.
Looking toward the future of Hunks here, I offer this sneak-peek of a man who will likely join that vaunted collection of hunkdom: Jermaine Jones, coming or going from an airborne ball in this stunning ESPN Body Issue shot.
A favorite of this site (he has his own category), Ben Cohen continues to be a vocal ally of the LGBTQ community, and a fighter against bullying in all forms. When sexy meets noble, the results are glorious.
Another glimpse of future hotness is seen below. Introducing Andee Chua. More to come from this model-in-the-making.
It’s almost that time of the year: Super Bowl time. I haven’t been following very closely (ever since Madonna left the football field after her halftime show, I’ve lost interest). Here are two gents who have been naked here before: Julian Edelman and Tom Brady. They’ve been here in more clothing too, but rather than look that up for you, I invite you to type their names in the Search box at the bottom and see what comes up.
Leaving political commentary aside, one gentleman who is not on the football field these days is Colin Kaepernick, who has already been crowned a Hunk of the Day. Courage can be sexy; here’s the proof.
Charlie King earned his Hunk of the Day crown here, and seeing him in motion is all one needs to see why. See if you can pick him out among these nude dudes.
Two up-and-coming Hunks will be primed for their future appearances next: Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Matthew Hanham.
Bringing up the rear, quite literally, is Jamie Dornan. Mr. Fifty Shades closes out this collection of hotties with his buxom behind exiting the shower. He’s doffed his shirt here before, now he’s lost his pants. Welcome back to sexy, everybody. More to come in the next year, whether you like it or not.
Justin Hartley has already been named a Hunk of the Day here – and not just once, but twice. That puts him directly in line for the coveted and rare three-time HOD. This isn’t quite that post, rather a holder with a stripping Santa theme for the season. Taken mostly from his naked romp in ‘A Bad Moms Christmas’ these GIFs should keep things merry and bright. It’s important to keep the twig and berries properly maintained. Manscaping matters.
The men are in motion, and while our parade of Hunks of the Day has been relatively steady of late, it’s always nice to do a broader best-of collection to highlight some gentlemen who have been featured here recently, or those from the past who should be seen again. First up is the amazing Adam Rippon, who continues to make splashes into the pop culture world, proving that figure skating can make it to the masses, provided the skater has enough star power and charisma. Mr. Rippon has ample supplies of both – and check out this naked display of his body for additional opportunities for ogling. He recently did a commercial with Danny Amendola, so the pic below is a twofer from me to you. Mr. Amendola has been featured here before as well, so visit that post if you are so inclined.
Jake Quickenden relaxes in a sauna, while his sweaty body reminds us of his turn as Hunk of the Day.
Sidharth Malhotra was recently crowned not once, but twice in as many weeks, an almost-unprecedented feat that sets him up for a third honor at some point in the future.
Some have called him an unlikely choice for Hunk of the Day, but Jay Mohr more than justifies his selection with his wit and talent. Check out his HOD crowning if you don’t believe me. Hunks come in all shapes and sizes.
The many faces of Antoni Porowski all say the same thing: hot. Witness his Hunk of the Day feature to see more.
Giving Tom Daley a dive for his Speedo-clad money, Jack Laugher has brightened up this blog with his scantily-attired appearances here, here, here and here. (Or type his name into the Archives and see what other things come up… hint, hint.)
Finally, a duo unrelated in any way other than their proximity on this blog, which is reason enough to celebrate. Shawn Mendes recently showed the world how he took a shower, while Ray Quinn flexed his shirtless muscles as Hunk of the Day.
In another post, John Krasinski will get his proper crowning as Dazzler of the Day; for now, here’s a glimpse of the reason why: his naked ass. Clearly Mr. Krasinski has graduated beyond his early days at ‘The Office’ and currently stars as Jack Ryan in the new television series. Jack apparently requires a much more buff body than Jim, and no one is complaining.
It’s been far too long since we’ve had a properly gratuitous Simon Dunn post, so let this go some way toward rectifying that. Mr. Dunn, as you may likely remember because who can forget such hotness, made a splash as an openly gay Olympic bobsledder. Currently, he’s a trainer in London and does all sorts of fun, and often thankfully shirtless, extracurricular activities. Here are a few shots that have appeared on his wildly popular Instagram page.
He works hard for his money-maker body, and inspires his clients to do the same. Even from halfway around the globe, he’s proven to be an inspiration to others, as evidenced by such naked teases as seen here. (If you’re lucky enough to live in London, you might even be able to score a training session with him.) His first Hunk of the Day crowning put him on this website’s radar, and ever since then he’s offered tantalizing glimpses of treasure trails and the like in posts like this. Soon after that first HOD, he earned a second one, and now stands to join the rarefied Threesome Club if and when he gets around to winning a third. (He’s probably just one naked photo shoot and interview away from getting that glorious triumvirate.) Until then, this post will have to suffice and tide over his fans.
{Check out his website here, where you can schedule your own personal training session in London.}
Just before taking off for summer break, we lucked out on the timing of this post, which allows me to post several photos from Adam Rippon’s ESPN Naked Body Issue, a very happy time for the world, when athletes doff their uniforms in favor of their God-given suits and strut their stuff in fully nude form. That always gets a big celebratory post here, as we’ve seen here and here and here, particularly among such favored luminaries as Julian Edelman, Rob Gronkowski, and Michael Phelps. Now we can add Adam Rippon to that esteemed list. Mr. Rippon was featured here a number of times, notably in this post and that one. (Ok, this one too.)
It’s been a while since we’ve had a torrid post of naked male celebrities or nude male models, so before anyone thinks this site has gone all PG on your ass, here’s a post to get the tongues wagging again. Several guys who have already been featured here are back in the shirtless game, starting with Dan Osborne, who models underwear like it’s going out of style. Given that he looks just as fine with no underwear on at all, that may be a good thing.
David Beckham, while fully clothed here, was decidedly not fully-clothed in this post. Ryan Serhant took a little more off, selling it like only Serhant can. (For more naked Ryan Serhant, look here.)
For ginger fans, Ricky Schroeder is again on the Broadway Bares prowl, sans clothing completely. (Check out his Broadway Bares page here to contribute.) Meanwhile, Chris Pratt gears up to battle dinosaurs again, but without a shirtless scene I may not be interested. (See his naked shots here.)
Speaking of gingers, Greg Rutherford as been here before, as delineated by this one monster of a post.
Bringing up the younger side of things is Cody Christian, who was crowned Hunk of the Day not once, but twice.
Ricky Martin made a splash earlier this year in the Gianni Versace mini-series, where he donned a Speedo, and took it off, while Nick Jonas finds selfie-shiftlessness the easiest way to inspire thirst. (But most would rather see these Nick Jonas underwear pics.)
Finally, the caboose of this post is the featured tush of Sean Avery, who was a Hunk of the Day here.
In honor of this spring holiday, when the big JC got one of the most infamous rises of them all, I’m going full-frontal on your ass and giving you the treat that has long been in the teasing: the full-frontal cock shot that so many have been clamoring for since the inception of this website over 15 years ago. Before my big reveal, however, a few other gents and their cock rockets.
First up, an Angel ~ Ashley Parker-Angel to be more specific. Talk about satisfying, Mr. Angel Parker’s Instagram is fodder for all sorts of thirst, as evidenced with the VPL (Visible Penis Line) shot seen here. It’s just a matter of time before he goes proper full-monty. Until then, the barely-veiled hints will have to suffice.
While it’s nowhere near a full frontal (he was showing far more skin here), Easter is as good a day as any for a peek at Adam Rippon.
The aforementioned Visible Penis Line rears it’s anything-but-ugly head in the stunning physique and photo of Simon Dunn. Where do we even begin with Mr. Dunn? Start with this link, then go to this one, and finish off here. Then search the archives if you want even more. (Type anything into the ‘Search’ button at the bottom of each page, or pick a month in the actual ‘Archives’ button also found below.)
A pair of cheeky hunks is to be found in Benjamin Godfre and Matthew Camp – each renowned in his own way, both resplendent in their open embrace of sexuality and freedom. Mr. Godfre has bared his body in posts like this, and Mr. Camp has made similar naked motions here. (Bonus Easter points for Mr. Camp’s bunny. We love a bunny in these parts.)
Booty-baring antics are apparently common-place on ‘Game of Thrones’ and Kit Harington got his out last season, I believe. I haven’t seen it yet because I’m still debating whether to watch the series from the beginning. In the meantime, a Harington booty pic and GIF.
Before the big full-frontal reveal of the day (yes, this very Easter Sunday), here’s a pair of booty-shaking GIFs from Ryan Serhant, who’s already been named Hunk of the Day here, and who is Selling it like Serhant on Bravo TV these days.
And now, before any further ado (even if ado is what I do best) the full-frontal shot that has been fifteen years in the making…
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Oh shit, it’s not only Easter, it’s also April Fool’s Day!
In honor of his birthday today, here are a few celebratory GIFs of Adam Levine in his birthday suit (and varying states of shirtlessness). Mr. Levine hasn’t been featured here in a while, but he has a storied tradition of disrobing in cheeky form as can be seen in posts like this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or his very first Hunk of the Day crowning.
