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Category Archives: Naked Male Celebrities

Dazzler of the Day: Patrick Schwarzenegger, Nude

This year’s installment of ‘The White Lotus’ promises more male nudity than even Theo James dared to bare in last season, starting with Dazzler of the Day Patrick Schwarzenegger. Despite growing up in the far-reaching shadows of parents Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Patrick has forged an acting name for himself, and ‘The White Lotus’ looks to put him on the map in his own right, a long-deserved accomplishment that sometimes gets lost in parental comparisons. Remember, comparison is the thief of joy, so enjoy and celebrate this Dazzler in the following photos and check out this evening’s premiere of ‘The White Lotus’. 

{See also Aubrey Plaza, Jennifer Coolidge, Murray Bartlett, and Carrie Coon.}

BONUS UPDATE: Scroll down for a GIF of the naked Patrick Schwarzenegger scene from ‘The White Lotus’.

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Dazzler of the Day: Saquon Barkley

Quarterbacks don’t usually win Super Bowls all by their lonesome, and to so spectacularly trounce the Chiefs in that epic game the Eagles relied on more than Jalen Hurts, which is why Saquon Barkley earns this Dazzler of the Day. Barkley had been featured here before when we used to have a Hunk of the Day feature (and a couple of naked GIFs of him can still be found if you search hard enough). Today he is crowned as our Dazzler for the amazing work he did to propel his team to such a robust victory. You love to see it! (And you’ll love to see some of the nude shots below from his ESPN Body issue shoot.)

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A Few Almost-Naked Male Celebrities

We’ve gotten away from all the gratuitous nude male celebrity shots that once dominated these pages, so here’s a post bringing a few of them back. The world is getting entirely too serious, and this site is looking to return to the fun, frivolous, sexy thrills of the past – a place of escape and silly amusement. We don’t have to take out clothes off to have a good time, but it never hurt…

Chris Evans helms the featured spot (and rounds out the end) thanks to multiple turns on the gratuitous bandwagon

Josh O’Connor has not yet been seen here, but this is a sneak-peek at what will surely turn into a Dazzler of the Day feature in short order. Glenn Powell has most definitely been here, naked as a jaybird (or any bird when you really think about it) – and more than once

Taylor Zakhar Perez has been here as well, also more than once

Andrew Garfield is still due for a Dazzler of the Day crowning, and will have to make do with this shirtless post from a coupe of years ago

Isaac Powell once told me he liked my shoes (at a performance of ‘Once On This Island’) – he was a Hunk of the Day back when we had such a thing, and he’s due for his Dazzler crowning any day now.

Neil Patrick Harris has made several near-naked splashes here, as in his own Dazzler of the Day crowning and this underwear post.

As promised, Chris Evans brings up the rear, with this creamy/dreamy turn. Who’s up for a banana split?

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Shawn Mendes Likes Troye Sivan’s Butt…

… pic. Maybe that break in the post title was unwarranted, butt maybe it wasn’t. 

This is the news that infiltrates in-between all the political stuff, and I’m no longer sure which is more ridiculous. (He who shall not be named is talking about Arnold Palmer’s cock size, while the only capable candidate, Vice President Kamala Harris, is addressing Fox News directly and stepping up to the moment. This shouldn’t be close.)

So when something as foolish as this clickbait meme that claims ‘Shawn Mendes Liked Troye Sivan’s Butt Pic on Instagram’ I am grateful for the silly bit of escapism such fantasizing might provide. We’ve featured both of these musicians before – Shawn Mendes in excessive linky posts and poses, and Troye Sivan in other baring/daring pics. (My bet is the reportedly-liked photo is one of the two below. How could it not be?)

See more of Shawn Mendes shirtless here, here, and here.

 

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Dazzler of the Day: A Naked Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman has been here naked before in this post, but this marks his first crowning as Dazzler of the Day. He was my favorite part of ‘Deadpool and Wolverine’ and lent the otherwise frivolous fun a certain gravitas and pathos, that little spark of emotional heft that have otherwise been largely missing from the Multiverse offerings of late. Jackman is an accomplished multiple-threat performer, having mastered the arts of acting, singing, and dancing across the stages of Broadway, movies and live performances. 

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Orville Peck Naked But For the Fringe

Blessed be ‘Paper’ Magazine, who never met a cover subject they didn’t like slicked-up, oiled-down and butt-naked. Case in point is Orville Peck, who makes his cover debut in this scintillating spread. Last seen in these parts as our Dazzler of the Day, Peck is about to make more splashes thanks to some upcoming music. Stay tuned, prick up your ears, and prepare to be wowed. 

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Dazzler of the Day: Theo James

During the first season of ‘Downton Abbey‘ it was Theo James who ignited the most dramatic  fall-out following a dalliance with Lady Mary (and unfortunately expiring in her bed). Since then, he’s gone on to make a name for himself, and his body, with head-turning performances in ‘The Time Traveler’s Wife’ and ‘The White Lotus‘. With this, he earns his first crowning as Dazzler of the Day, and these GIFs are more than ample justification for that… and more. 

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John Cena Goes Nude at the Oscars

Easily the highlight of this year’s Academy Awards ceremony, this is John Cena in his naked turn on the Oscar stage. This isn’t the first time John Cena has been nude in these parts. Nor is it the first time he has dazzled around here

 

For more gratuitous skin shots, check out this link or this link or this one. 

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Dazzler of the Day: Jonathan Bailey

A captivating white suit seen around the world would have been enough to capture this coveted title of Dazzler of the Day, but Jonathan Bailey has a body of work culled from the last few years of his career that solidifies this current crowning. From taking on the risque business of charm and seduction at the heart of ‘Bridgerton‘ to the compelling dramatic soul of ‘Fellow Travelers’, Bailey has worked his magic on the screen, and looks poised to continue that enchantment with a turn in the upcoming movie adaptation of ‘Wicked’

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Dazzler of the Day: Lenny Kravitz

A worthy request, Lenny Kravitz earns an egregiously-tardy crowning as Dazzler of the Day, mostly because I thought for sure he had already received this coveted honor. Based on a search, however, I am unable to find his feature, so let’s honor him with this overdue post. (The only other entry I could find was this shirtless post, which is definitely worth a revisit.) Kravitz has been an often-unheralded musician, singer and songwriter who flies under the radar sometimes for how consistently brilliant he’s been. Here’s to honoring our heroes while they are with us and performing – I can’t think of a more deserving Dazzler to end the year. 

   

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Dazzler of the Day: Ncuti Gatwa

The latest actor to fill the time-traveling icon Dr. Who’s shoes is Ncuti Gatwa, who made a thrilling first outing, somewhat literally, casually referencing the notion that this Dr. Who may have some queer aspects to him. Gatwa is already winning raves for his charismatic turn in the latest iteration of the venerable series, and has appeared in ‘Barbie’ and ‘Sex Education’. This marks his first turn as Dazzler of the Day, and it looks like this is just the beginning. 

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Of Salacious Bits & Bobs

Fans of Edison Fan may fawn over his Dazzler of the Day crowning, and the featured photo here may provide further fodder for such fanning and fawning. It’s the ideal kick-off to a rather salacious collection of semi-naked bits and bobs to act as counter-programming for all the family-friendly safety of the holiday season. 

The unabashed ferocity of Lil Nas X is one of the most brilliant happenings of pop culture in the last couple of years, as evidenced by his own crowning as Dazzler of the Day, and this naked album cover

Joe Jonas only recently earned his first Dazzler of the Day honor here, and had also appeared in underwear-clad posts like this one or that one. (See also Nick Jonas.)

A nude Glen Powell made a super-splash with his Dazzler of the Day crowning, at least his butt did, which it does all over again here. 

Another rear-view, this time from the wonderfully-bizarre film ‘Saltburn’ and a revelatory performance by Barry Keoghan, brings up the penultimate pic of this post. Keoghan’s Dazzler of the Day may be found here

Finally, taking up pride-of-place in the parting shot, Noah Beck sets the stage for a future Dazzler of the Day crowning. Always leave them wanting more…

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Dazzler of the Day: A Gratuitously Naked Glen Powell

Keeping a promise made in this shirtless teaser post, this marks Glen Powell’s official crowning as Dazzler of the Day, thanks to his bare-ass posing in Men’s Health. Brought to my attention by the magnificent Matt Rettenmund of ‘Boy Culture’ (which is basically the only blog I bother reading anymore, present company included) Powell drops trou while arguably at the height of his physical appeal. Time may be a thief, but it’s playing for Powell right now. With scene-shredding turns in ‘Top Gun: Maverick’, ‘Hidden Figures’, and the ‘Scream Queens’ series, Powell consistently makes his vehicles must-see events. His magazine spreads are similarly scintillating. 

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Dazzler of the Day: Bryce Harper

Back when this website featured a Hunk of the Day category, Bryce Harper owned the category after his naked appearance in the ESPN Body Issue. Those shots are brought back now in honor of Bryce Harper as the Dazzler of the Day thanks to his performance on the Philadelphia Phillies this baseball season – and yes, his nude body issue didn’t hurt. 

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Dazzling Man Candy (And a Naked Harry Styles)

While the world continues in its downward spiral, a spell of a post to bring noting but gratuitous shirtlessness and some brief semi-naked male celebrities for your viewing escapism and pleasure. We begin with a blog favorite, Chris Salvatore, who appeared not in just one Dazzler of the Day, but also this encore performance since his talent demanded it. He’s currently fielding ideas for locations for his 2024 calendar, so send some inspiration his way. 

With an epic underwear brand and business already humming under his belt, Todd Sanfield has proven as savvy a marketer as he is a model. Witness this underwear post for additional evidence. 

Glen Powell stole all the charisma in the latest Top Gun movie, which is what he tends to do whenever he appears on screen, even when fully clothed. Watch for an upcoming Dazzler of the Day crowning soon…

Simu Liu was but one of the several charming Kens in the Barbie movie which I have yet to see. (It’s been… a summer.) Thankfully, Liu dazzles in this post which you can put on repeat if ever you need a loop of beauty. 

Dominic Albano is at the helm of his own underwear line, putting his goods where his mouth is and selling the shiny stuff out of his comfy drawers. That is, when he isn’t simply dazzling the world.

Kit Connor first made a splash across the pond before soaking the entire world – see more in his first Dazzler of the Day crowing here – then come back for what will surely be a second. 

Speaking of splashes made round the world, here is the titular tease of Harry Styles naked – because a nude Harry Styles GIF is the root and anchor of any man candy post in the 2020’s. Styles has thrilled here before, and been crowned Dazzler of the Day to boot

And bringing up the rear, and somewhat unfortunately covered in briefs, here we have Ben Cohen, who merits his own category here. (There’s also tons more in this epic post.) With this photo by Snooty Fox Images, we have a proper closing to this gratuitous bit of online fun. 

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