Quarterbacks don’t usually win Super Bowls all by their lonesome, and to so spectacularly trounce the Chiefs in that epic game the Eagles relied on more than Jalen Hurts, which is why Saquon Barkley earns this Dazzler of the Day. Barkley had been featured here before when we used to have a Hunk of the Day feature (and a couple of naked GIFs of him can still be found if you search hard enough). Today he is crowned as our Dazzler for the amazing work he did to propel his team to such a robust victory. You love to see it! (And you’ll love to see some of the nude shots below from his ESPN Body issue shoot.)
Category Archives: Male Nudity
February
2025
January
2025
A Few Almost-Naked Male Celebrities
We’ve gotten away from all the gratuitous nude male celebrity shots that once dominated these pages, so here’s a post bringing a few of them back. The world is getting entirely too serious, and this site is looking to return to the fun, frivolous, sexy thrills of the past – a place of escape and silly amusement. We don’t have to take out clothes off to have a good time, but it never hurt…
Chris Evans helms the featured spot (and rounds out the end) thanks to multiple turns on the gratuitous bandwagon.
Josh O’Connor has not yet been seen here, but this is a sneak-peek at what will surely turn into a Dazzler of the Day feature in short order. Glenn Powell has most definitely been here, naked as a jaybird (or any bird when you really think about it) – and more than once.
Taylor Zakhar Perez has been here as well, also more than once.
Andrew Garfield is still due for a Dazzler of the Day crowning, and will have to make do with this shirtless post from a coupe of years ago.
Isaac Powell once told me he liked my shoes (at a performance of ‘Once On This Island’) – he was a Hunk of the Day back when we had such a thing, and he’s due for his Dazzler crowning any day now.
Neil Patrick Harris has made several near-naked splashes here, as in his own Dazzler of the Day crowning and this underwear post.
As promised, Chris Evans brings up the rear, with this creamy/dreamy turn. Who’s up for a banana split?
May
2024
Bodacious Bodies & One Bare Ass
Any post anchored by a Speedo shot of Luke Evans is guaranteed to be a good post. And so we close out this rainy Sunday afternoon, featuring Evans in some of his new clothing line BDXY, as seen in similarly-skimpy form here. For those who would argue whether a bulging or naked Luke Evans is better, here he is in nude style.
Theo James made his own full-frontal splash on ‘The White Lotus‘ and was nude in this post as well.
John Arthur Hill earned his first crowning as Dazzler of the Day here, an honor that seems likely to repeat given his Instagram penchant for scintillating posts.
David Beckham has already earned classic iconic hunk status on this site – just check out his very own category link here. Here he is again, courtesy of his wife Victoria’s keen eyes and generous social media sharing.
Banging out the backend of this post is the positively bodacious posterior of fan-favorite Matthew Camp. See more of Matthew here, here, and here. Oh, and definitely visit here, where he was given Dazzler of the Day status.
May
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Austin Armacost
Whenever someone is vilified and raked across the coals for simply living their life in their early twenties (and making the foolish choices we all make) I tend to want to champion them. Austin Armacost was widely ridiculed for his stint on ‘The A-List’ but he’s gone to make a career from his reality television roots, and so he earns this Dazzler of the Day for surviving in a business hell-bent on striking survival from its resumes.
January
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Jonathan Bailey
A captivating white suit seen around the world would have been enough to capture this coveted title of Dazzler of the Day, but Jonathan Bailey has a body of work culled from the last few years of his career that solidifies this current crowning. From taking on the risque business of charm and seduction at the heart of ‘Bridgerton‘ to the compelling dramatic soul of ‘Fellow Travelers’, Bailey has worked his magic on the screen, and looks poised to continue that enchantment with a turn in the upcoming movie adaptation of ‘Wicked’.
December
2023
Ben Cohen’s Naked Holiday Pic
Nobody knows how to take some cheeky male nudity and turn it into gold for a worthy cause better than Ben Cohen. (And nobody knows how to pose for a sexy calendar better than Ben.) This time around, he’s helping to raise awareness of the importance of cancer checks, in the upcoming ‘The Real Full Monty’. Taking it all off and teaching in the process – Ben Cohen knows how to do the damn thing.
March
2023
Green Day
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all who celebrate! Not gonna lie, I have no idea what we are celebrating, and I’ve long since lapsed in practice and memory to the point where I simply cannot recall who St. Patrick was. Regardless, today is their day, so kudos to all of that. My own hat tip will have to be done in the shades of green seen here. Fronted by a trio of Hermes fragrances, spring will come with its own olfactory soundtrack – fresh and bright and verdant.
May the luck of the Irish be with each of you today! [Launching the leprechaun kick-line now…] PS – Say hello to these gingers.
February
2023
Unhappy Ass Wednesday
My own ass is undergoing its own issues as I continue to expel the remnants of the nasty stomach flu that is going around and felling people right and left. To that end, a few other good men will have to step up and show off their assets for this special Ass Wednesday post.
Let’s begin with a man whose very name is indicative of his talents: Stuart Reardon. He’s never been shy about turning the other cheek, and it’s only right that he should lead things off here.
Orlando Bloom gives good peach (and some censored eggplant) in this previous post.
Chris Salvatore has already dazzled us twice here and this butt-baring shot reveals why.
Finally, Nicholas Hoult is tasked with bringing up the rear of this post, and as evidenced in this naked post here he is more than up for the task. Happy Ass Wednesday everybody!
April
2022
Full-Frontal Friday!
This may be the beginning of a very popular feature: Full-Frontal Friday. The time for the cock has come! Based on the appearance of the penis in just about every trending television show and movie right now, the male anatomy has never been bigger. On this day of all days, it sees fitting to finally do a full-frontal reveal, as this website winds into the winter of its existence and there are hardly any barriers left to surmount.
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and I’m not just quoting a Madonna song…
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…because if I were quoting a Madonna song it would probably be something from ‘Vogue‘ or ‘Like A Prayer‘ or ‘Ray of Light‘, and not a rather under-rated single from the magnificent ‘Erotica’ opus…
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Besides, for a full-frontal Friday assault, it seems more fitting to reference some gratuitous naked moments on this blog…
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After all, we all came into this world naked, as God intended us to be, even on a Friday during Lent…
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So, without further ado about nothing, I give you our first, and likely final, Full Frontal Friday shot!
Happy April Fool’s Day!!!
{Did you forget how absolutely annoying I can be?}
February
2022
Channing’s Cheeks
Thank you very much to V Man magazine for capturing these shots of Channing Tatum, in service of his latest film no doubt, and if it’s the fun-looking one with Sandra Bullock in a sequin gown, and cameo by Brad Pitt, I’m all in. Channing has given good face here before, and there are links galore in that post so I won’t bore you with them here, here, or here.
November
2021
Day-Glo Words on a Day of Worship
As someone who loves writing, I usually like to tell a story or ten behind the photos I post here. On this day, I’m going to let other more capable artists tell hints of what inspired these pictures, while letting the pictures speak for themselves, no matter what they might say.
“A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is.” ~
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.” ~
“Life is tragic simply because the earth turns and the sun inexorably rises and sets, and one day, for each of us, the sun will go down for the last, last time. Perhaps the whole root of our trouble, the human trouble, is that we will sacrifice all the beauty of our lives, will imprison ourselves in totems, taboos, crosses, blood sacrifices, steeples, mosques, races, armies, flags, nations, in order to deny the fact of death, the only fact we have. It seems to me that one ought to rejoice in the fact of death–ought to decide, indeed, to earn one’s death by confronting with passion the conundrum of life. One is responsible for life: It is the small beacon in that terrifying darkness from which we come and to which we shall return.” ~
“I just feel like we as a human race tend to fear that which we don’t understand. It’s cause for a lot of bad things and bad behavior to exist on the planet. Artists have a way of touching people and changing minds in a way that sometimes other mediums don’t.” ~ Billy Porter
“The letter, written in absorbed solitude, is an act of faith: it assumes the presence of humanity: world and self are generated from within: loneliness is courted, not feared. To write a letter is to be alone with my thoughts in the conjured presence of another person. I keep myself imaginative company. I occupy the empty room.” ~ Vivian Gornick
“History isn’t something you look back at and say it was inevitable, it happens because people make decisions that are sometimes very impulsive and of the moment, but those moments are cumulative realities.” ~ Marsha P. Johnson
“Some people are born in the mountains, while others are born by the sea. Some people are happy to live in the place they were born, while others must make a journey to reach the climate in which they can flourish and grow. Between the ocean and the mountains is a wild forest. That is where I want to make my home.” ~
“Strike a pose. There’s nothing to it.” ~ Madonna
September
2021
Dazzler of the Day: David Pevsner
This rather naked day on the blog feels especially fitting for the Dazzler of the Day, David Pevsner, who earns his first crowning thanks to a decades-long show-business career, as chronicled thrillingly by his book ‘Damn Shame: A Memoir of Desire, Defiance, and Show Tunes’ – which just about says it all. With another penchant for modeling in the buff, Pevsner appeals to the spectacular space where art and beauty and the human body collide. A Renaissance man in the truest senses of the term, Pevsner has just about done it all – and all of it pretty magnificently.
May
2020
A Gratuitous Glimpse of Julian Morris
If you’re brave enough and bold enough to bare your naked ass in a photo shoot, you deserve a feature here. Celebrating the beauty of the body, the freedom of one’s birthday suit, and the artful eye of a talented photographer, these photos of Julian Morris stand alone as a testament to the enduring and timeless appeal of prettiness tinged with moodiness. There is a provocative and evocative thrill to certain photos, a thrill that will appeal to different people in different ways. That’s the gorgeous beauty of art.
Mr. Morris has appeared here previously as a Hunk of the Day, and it may be time for a second crowning.
May
2020
Happy World Naked Gardening Day!
If ever a non-holiday had an awkward-sounding name, this is it! Welcome to World Naked Gardening Day. This spin-off of guerilla gardening, it was created by Mark Storey and Jacob Gabriel, who have since steppe into the shadows of promoting it, but it’s taken on a life of its own because being naked in the garden is part of our Adam and Steve DNA.
Since our gardens are a bit behind this year, and the pool is still closed, I won’t be frolicking in Adam’s original outfit in real time (I know, such a lost opportunity…) However, in keeping with the spirit of things, I dug out (get it, like with a garden spade?) some old photos of nakedness near the garden because it’s always fun to join the celebration.
“Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge? I do. The church has always been afraid of that tree. It still is afraid of knowledge. Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. I believe in the brain of man.” –
{See also these posts: World Naked Gardening Day 2016, Getting Naked to Get Happy, Birthday-Suited Butt Boy, Naked and Sunny Counter-Programming, Birthday Suit, My Ass, My Balls, Stormy Counterprogramming, Birthday Suit Mayhem.}
April
2020
Project of the Past: StoneLight
Our homebound circumstances showing no signs of letting up, here is the start of a limited filler-series spotlighting former projects. First up is ‘StoneLight‘ from 2007, which feels like a lifetime ago. Who is that naked guy coaxed into a stillness as solid as stone, touched only by the light, and the shadows? C’est moi! It formed the naked-ass impetus for my very first gallery show ‘The Eye of the Ego’ the following year. More moving to me was the dawn of the realization that I was documenting what would one day be no more – youth and innocence and abs – in the ongoing quest for an identity I sought to both embrace and destroy. ‘StoneLight’ was an effort to still time, to capture and freeze a moment, to bend and twist the cruel ticking of the clock. A futile effort like it always would be, it partially succeeds because the images are still here, even though thirteen years have passed.
Crumbling gravestones will not mark the dead forever. I do not have the faith in humanity to believe this earth will spin on in perpetuity. Look around – we inch closer to its destruction at an increasingly alarming rate. But for this moment, for this corner of the internet, perhaps I have slowed or given pause in the rush of living and dying. When light and shadow work together, the beauty of their marriage creates a magic that lasts a little longer than it should by traditional measures and means.