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Category Archives: General

Halfway There…

“There’s things half in shadow. And half way in light…” ~  Mary Poppins

Without shadows, light wouldn’t mean as much as it does. The same can be said for darkness. For better or worse, I’ve never shied away from either. At this time of the year, however, I like to emerge from the blackness of winter and focus on the light. We began the day with a poem by Mary Oliver, and it’s just as lovely to end it in the same manner:

THE SUN

By Mary Oliver

Have you ever seen
anything
in your life
more wonderful

than the way the sun,
every evening,
relaxed and easy,
floats toward the horizon

and into the clouds or the hills,
or the rumpled sea,
and is gone –
and how it slides again

out of the blackness,
every morning,
on the other side of the world,
like a red flower

streaming upward on its heavenly oils,
say, on a morning in early summer,
at its perfect imperial distance –
and have you ever felt for anything

such wild love –
do you think there is anywhere, in any language,
a world billowing enough
for the pleasure

that fills you,
as the sun
reaches out,
as it warms you

as you stand there,
empty-handed –
or have you too
turned from this world-

or have you too
gone crazy
for power,
for things?

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Hum-Drum Mid-April Recap

Having spent the weekend on tour, this blog has been on auto-pilot of late, and this little recap is part of that pre-programmed majesty. ‘Tis the season of change, and the air is filled with renaissance and destruction all at once. A perambulation about the gardens will reveal what the winter may have taken away, and what it has spared. I’m ambivalent about the whole thing – the mildest winters can be the most horrid without an adequate cover of snow, and even at this late date there are possibilities of hard freezes and even, yes, more white stuff. I wouldn’t put anything past Mother Nature this year. Onto the recap…

Tadeo Fernandez slipped into his briefs for the week’s first Hunk of the Day.

In the midst of a winter storm, the day’s eye.

The thrilling and hunky star of the new ‘American Psycho’ musical, Benjamin Walker.

Broadway was on the mind, as exemplified by Audra McDonald’s brilliant turn last year.

A very cute Broadway butt was on display thanks to Andrew Glaszek.

Why are David and Jason Benham so obsessed with gay sex? (This in no way implies that the Benham Brothers are gay.)

Remember Nick the Gardener, better known as Billy Reilich? He got naked.

Speaking of gardening, this little flower bloomed before the snow returned.

Way too young for my taste, but perfect for any teeny-bopper readers, this is Hunk of the Day Cody Saintgnue.

The battle of The Delusional Grandeur Tour raged on, as our Warrior raised the sword and the stakes.

The Madonna Timeline stepped back into the ‘Spotlight.’

Shirtcocking. It’s happening.

Hot as ice, this is Guillaume Cizeron.

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In the Midst of the Day’s Eye

Having missed a lovely trip into NYC for a friend’s wedding thanks to snow squalls and winter-in-April insanity, I was hungry for something hopeful, something sunny, something that elicited the promise of spring in the face of all the cold and wind. I turned to future plans for Boston, as well as warm and fuzzy memories of fun times past in that fair city.

When I did that, I started thinking: so much of my life is about the planning and the anticipation. Very rarely do I inhabit the moment and let loose, and for the longest time it’s what I’ve strived to do. There have been periods of happiness when I managed to succeed. As silly as it sounds, Madonna’s ‘Ray of Light’ album helped me do that. It was all about the moment, and making the most of it, and I truly lived in the moment the summer after its release. To this day, I try to reclaim that freedom. Maybe this is the spring and summer it will happen. I hold out the hope…

Even so, it’s fun to plan ahead, and it’s always good to have something to which we might look forward. I know no other way to get through the difficult days. Not in dwelling in the dismal past do we find a way forward. And so, I look ahead to the next party, the next vacation, the next big thing. And the new… always the new… ever the new… Cheers to the new.

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April Shower Cap

Well, an April shower recap to be more precise. In the last week we’ve had hail, snow, rain, wind, sun, and 70 degree temps. Don’t ask why I’m so nutty. If you lived in these extremes you’d be batshit cray cray too. I’m hoping things level off – they’re better when they’re placid. Let’s get into the recap…

The week began with this cock (tail).

The beautiful Matt Vose inserted some hunkiness into the early days of the week.

Things shifted to family affairs, beginning with this look back at my brother’s birthday.

Easter was spent in Amsterdam this year, with Andy and Emi mugging for the camera.

It was the weekend that the twins turned six, and they are as precocious as ever.

A reminder of what this site has always striven to be.

And proof that contradiction is the sign of true genius.

Things returned to their dirty gay porn ways with Hunk of the Day Leo Giamani.

Continuing that thread, a full-frontal cock-tease.

The Delusional Grandeur Tour continued its merry march.

The Warrior Retribution section saw me looking all sorts of ridiculous.

Sunday in New York, backed by Shirley Horn.

Since the cock seemed to rule the week, here’s the Hunk of the Day feature for Joaquín Ferreira.

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Touring Warrior

This Sunday Suzie and I are attending a wedding in New York (and lunching at the Plaza) as part of The Delusional Grandeur Tour, and next week I touch down in Washington, DC, so our Delusional trek is back on track. Tomorrow’s Tour Book installment features the start of the ‘Warrior Retribution’ section, in which our protagonist fights to win back all that may have been lost in the forest or forgotten in the winter.

Until then, a look back at the sections that have already appeared online:

1) INTRO/CURTAIN

2) SUNSET POOL

3) ON THE ROAD HOTEL

4) ROCK STAR ADDICT

5) ANIMAL DEMONS

6) STEAM PUNK BIRDCAGE

7) RED RIDING WOOD

8) WINTER TOP HAT

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Don’t Turn The Light On!

“I don’t want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic! I try to give that to people. I misrepresent things to them. I don’t tell the truth, I tell what ought to be truth. And if that is sinful, then let me be damned for it! Don’t turn the light on!” ~ A Streetcar Named Desire

Lately I’ve found myself veering away from the social media saturation that gains followers and friends. It’s been a rather natural progression as the internet and the online world seems to get more and more vitriolic. Maybe it’s the upcoming election cycle, or a world gone mad with dismal prospects, but whatever the case it hasn’t been as fun being online, so I’ve delved into other pursuits. The timing is good for such, as the gardens will soon be beckoning for attention and revamping. I’ll also be setting up some travel plans for upcoming tour stops, and being online will take a second or third seat to all that real-life excitement and enjoyment.

If there’s one thing I try to create with this blog it’s an atmosphere of calm and peace – yes, I want it to be fun and thoughtful and sexy at the same time – but most of all I want it to be a respite from the rest of the chattering and screaming and arguing that constitutes an average visit to any site that enables comments – or the general madness of FaceBook and Twitter.

I’m not promising there won’t be the occasional bit of political commentary (we have crazy clowns running for President right now) but that’s not the main theme of this place, and it never has been. Like Blanche DuBois in ‘A Streetcar Named Desire’ I want beauty most of all. Kindness and beauty and a belief in the possibility of redemption, no matter where we’ve come from, and no matter what we’ve done. There’s a world full of Stanleys out there – people who will do their damnedest to lay a Queen low, people who exult in the destruction and downfall of others – but fuck all of that. Naysayers and negativity will have no place here or in my home, and I’ll banish all such nonsense even if it means leaving behind those who have been with me for many years.

Nobody can argue that I don’t face the cold hard truth head-on, but this is a choice I’ve made and will continue to make. Those who want to indulge in their bad moods and antagonistic tendencies will not be tolerated. I’m too old to care about hurting feelings. Let this be a space for kindness and contentment, for fun and frivolity, for the occasional bit of snarkiness and sarcasm, but certainly not only for that. Above all, let it be a space for beauty and prettiness and glamour and the very best version of ourselves that we can be.

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Wacky Wednesday: Porking

Behold the pig. Both beloved and bemoaned, adored and abhorred, what other animal garners such extremes of praise and condemnation? I’ve been in a pig state of mind lately, from all the Easter ham to a recent revisit of the amazing movie ‘Misery’ – which remains a frightening film.

When you think about the pig, for purposes of eating, it’s also quite a variable creature. The traditional pork – nicknamed the other white meat – is from the same source as those spirals hams, yet they look nothing alike. And where does bacon come into play in this conundrum? So much confusion, all from a single oinker.

Porky or Peppermint, give me a pig and I’m a happy camper.

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A High Holy Days Recap

 If we took a holy day, oh yeah, oh yeah, took some time to celebrate, come on, let’s celebrate. Just one day out of life – just one day – it would be… it would be so nice! No, this isn’t some warped Madonna timeline (we have yet to hit ‘Holiday’) but it is a weekly recap, filled with all the mayhem that Monday usually affords. This is the week we exit March, hopefully like a lamb, but before that we were in the weeds…

The best way to ease into a new week is a stop at the South End Buttery.

The second-best way is this post of a shirtless Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.

And if you like male nipples, this is probably your favorite way to greet the week: Landon Falgoust.

The only way I know how to start something new in your life is with a little Madonna – are you ready?

Who is ready for some naked and nude Jason Derulo?

If you want a good recipe, with a little kick in it, try this one and eat it.

Have you done your Koegel exercises today?

The high holy days arrived with Good Friday

and the delusions returned.

The Delusional Grandeur Tour came out of the woods and into the winter.

An owl and a top hat – that’s all I need.

Easter came, and with it an egg-cellent stream of memories.

Easter Bunny mayhem!

And a golden egg.

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Easter on the Mainland

Easter memories have become more and more faded over the years. Unlike the more hyped and heralded arrival of Christmas, this particular Catholic holiday doesn’t enjoy as much mainstream appeal, and as such its memories haven’t held as steadfastly. For someone growing up in the strict religious world of St. Mary’s, however, I understood that these were the real high holidays of the year, and the resurrection of Jesus Christ was the miracle of all miracles.

As for those faded memories, mostly they involve trips to Hoosick Falls to visit my grandma, who would cook a ham dinner, and have big beautiful Easter baskets filled with chocolate bunnies and sugary eggs and lots of pastel Easter grass. These were formal occasions that required a stiff and starchy suit – not exactly the preferred mode of dress for a boy, even a fashion-forward boy such as myself.

But it was all worth it for the moment to see our Gram, and pose with our Easter baskets. Somehow we even managed to sit still for the sugar-fueled, hour-long ride home. Eventually, when Gram was unable to accommodate us, we made other Easter plans. A few years we had lunch at home in Amsterdam, with a visit to Suzie’s back when she was still on Locust Avenue. I remember posing in a sea of Scilla siberica and making her take a whole roll of photos.

More recently, we took to Boston, exorcising previous bunny traumas and enjoying quiet Easter brunches where someone else was responsible for the cooking and serving. Coupled with a morning viewing of ‘Easter Parade’ it was a low-key but just as satisfying way to celebrate the recently risen.

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The Delusions Return…

The Delusional Grandeur Tour is stationed on the home-front this weekend, with Easter dinner and the twins’ birthday party taking up the post-crucifixion days. That doesn’t mean the Tour Book won’t get its next few pages posted, however, so stay tuned for tomorrow’s installment. Until then, let’s rewind to what has most recently happened in the pages of this final tour…

We went into the woods, and saw where the cover art originated, beginning with this post on the Red Riding Wood Section. At first glance (and according to Sondheim) the woods are just trees, and the trees are just wood, but such prettiness can be a mask for darker and more sinister workings. The path into the forest may look beautiful, yet temptation often comes in the guise of such gorgeousness, and trepidation should be taken to avoid the danger. By the time you realize you’re in harm’s way, there’s often no chance to go back. Thus, you must forge ahead. To get back to the light, you may have to go through the darkness, and by the time you make it out of the woods, it might be winter again…

Get ready for the snow…

THE DELUSIONAL GRANDEUR TOUR: Last Stand of a Rock Star

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Spring My Ass

As I write this, a storm is flirting with the coast of New England, and it doesn’t sound like a spring storm either. That sneaky ‘S’-word, which has not really made much of an appearance this year, is slated to fall again. I’m hoping it just skirts the upstate New York area, but if it comes at us, I can take this one final blast. On with the past week…

The spring season has officially begun – at least according to the calendar, and these jonquils.

Wacky wonker Donald Trump.

St. Patrick’s Day came, and this blog celebrated with a gratuitous ginger post.

And this naked ginger post to boot.

Someone once said this prayer doubles as a blow-job.

The Delusional Grandeur Tour went back to Boston, but the Tour Book was still lost in the forest. That is, until we found our way out of the woods.

Zac Efron busted out his guns.

Warming the final days of winter were the following eclectic Hunks: Tom Lawlor, Mark Duplass, James Cerne,  Robert Ri’chard, Kevin Love, and Justin Lacko.

Best moment of the week, and the year thus far: the first day of spring.

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On This First Day of Spring…

The weather forecast looks dreary, and I’m due back from Boston at some point today, so my fingers are crossed any storms hold off until a little later. I was in town for a couple of contractor estimate meetings in the hopes of finding something within the limited bathroom budget. As we are still in the planning stages, I remain hopeful. For now, here is a quick look back at other starts of spring, and other beautiful beginnings. It encapsulates most of the official “1st day of spring” posts.

The season has officially begun, even if temperatures won’t truly indicate that for a while. I’m simply grateful to have survived another winter in the Northeast. Granted, it was a mild and mellow one, and we escaped relatively unscathed. After last year’s never-ending torture, we deserved it. Now, onto the seasons of light and warmth, and not a moment too soon.

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Wacky Wednesday: Dump Trump

What in the name of God Almighty is this evangelical insanity???

Is this a magical land of shamans and witchcraft?

Are they speaking in tongues?

Can that rabbi move his hand lower to cover Donald Trump’s mouth forever after?

Watch this and tell me these yahoos aren’t completely whacked out of their minds.

Wow.

Wacky.

Cracky Wacky. As in they are on the CRACK.

Step back.

Remember Whitney.

Crack is Whack.

And so is Donald Trump.

I may have to make a new category of ‘Crazy’ for this one. (Or file it under the ‘Homophobia‘ one, cause you know these loons hate a little man-on-man action.)

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Recap Rendezvous

On Monday mornings we recap the previous week’s posts, kind of like a little coffee clatch/clutch to ease into the work week. It’s especially needed when we were robbed of an hour this past weekend and will only really feel it come this lovely Monday morning (too soon). Let’s postpone for a bit and look back as we begin the final week of winter, minus one hour.

Kickstarting things off was this Coco Peru post. Anything Ms. Peru does is an instant pick-me-up.

I still have a love/hate relationship with Madonna’s ‘Autotune Baby’.

You’ll never believe what I put in my mouth in high school. (And I even did it while marching down the street.)

Zac Efron took his shirt off, but that was nothing compared to this glimpse of his star-spangled Speedo.

The imminence and eminence of the bedroom.

Lost: the men of Boston.

Madonna took us to the circus.

The Red Witch.

The White Drops.

The Shirtless Men.

As always, there were Hunks galore, and they were all over the map, from baseball player Bryce Harper, crooner Matt Dusk, model Ekhosuehi Eseosa, porn star Justin King, fitness fanatic Brandon Myles White, underwear guru Daniel Miller, and actor Dwayne Cameron.

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When the Witch Turns Red

When bloods runs from the otherwise bare limbs of a witch hazel shrub, the end of winter is at hand. I think the yellow version of this is the one most typically seen and known, which makes this burgundy variation all the more intriguing. We want that which is rare and uncommon – at least, I do.

One of the first spring shrubs to dare to bloom, witch hazel is a brave and hardy little thing, often shining through late season snowfalls and whipping wind, not to mention the deluge of spring storms just around the corner. Such resilience in the face of Mother Nature’s final gasps of winter – always the most cruel – is a thing of rugged beauty. The embodiment of idealism in a crinkled bloom.

The most thrilling turn of seasons is when winter bleeds into spring – whether that’s in the running water of a melting pile of snow, or the metaphorically bloody clumps of this crimson witch hazel.

We are ready.

Let it come.

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