This is still David Beckham’s world, and we are just lucky to be living in it while he roams. Recent shots from a Men’s Health story, these remind of us of his latest underwear endeavor with Boss as seen here.
That’s all.
This is still David Beckham’s world, and we are just lucky to be living in it while he roams. Recent shots from a Men’s Health story, these remind of us of his latest underwear endeavor with Boss as seen here.
That’s all.
Likely to get me banned from FaceBook forever (oh, a threat of a good time – eek!) here is a bonus post for all those who enjoyed the recent David Beckham butt-baring Boss underwear post and the crotch-adjusting Grammys performance of Benson Boone (seen here in his Dazzler of the Day crowning). Not sure what the negative buzz is about either – you’ve all accessed far worse and you know it.
It’s puzzling to me why the crotch has such a bad rep.
The crotch is literally why we are all here.
So grab it, shake it, grind it to the max.
flick out with your dick out,
relax and chill the fuck out.
David Beckham should have done an ad like this for his own line of underwear and it might still be in production. Instead, he’s delivering his finest assets for the current line of BOSS Bodywear in the commercial seen below. It’s been far too long since Beckham has been in his skivvies, and this happy renaissance marks a return to fine form. See all the links below for further evidence of his bodacious brilliance.
David Beckham in boxer briefs.
David Beckham basically busting out of his pants.
David Beckham in a basic gratuitous post.
David Beckham in his own scent.
David Beckham in his new underwear.
David Beckham in brief, and briefs.
David Beckham in budgie smugglers.
David Beckham, almost definitively.
David Beckham out of his shirt.
David Beckham giving glimpses of skin.
David Beckham as the Sexiest Man Alive.
Further thanks and gratitude to Victoria Beckham (still and always my favorite Spice Girl) whose social media posts occasionally and tantalizingly feature her husband David Beckham, who has been woefully absent from these posts of late. Let’s change that up and revisit the history of the man seen in the links below:
David Beckham in boxer briefs.
David Beckham basically busting out of his pants.
David Beckham in a basic gratuitous post.
David Beckham in his own scent.
David Beckham in his new underwear.
David Beckham in brief, and briefs.
David Beckham in budgie smugglers.
David Beckham, almost definitively.
David Beckham out of his shirt.
David Beckham giving glimpses of skin.
David Beckham as the Sexiest Man Alive.
Victoria Beckham has blessed us not only with Posh Spice, but also with these BTS pics of her husband David Beckham doing various routines in nothing save his Calvin Kleins. (Strange, for someone who has his very own underwear brand, but to each their own.) Victoria has gifted us with a glimpse at David Beckham’s naked ass in this post, and occasionally appeared with him in underwear ads over a decade ago.
Getting a “private” view of what M. Beckham gets to see on the daily is always a thrill.
It’s been far too long since we’ve had a proper David Beckham post. Let’s look back at some previous appearances at the links below. Click away!
David Beckham in boxer briefs.
David Beckham basically busting out of his pants.
David Beckham in a basic gratuitous post.
David Beckham in his own scent.
David Beckham in his new underwear.
David Beckham in brief, and briefs.
David Beckham in budgie smugglers.
David Beckham, almost definitively.
David Beckham out of his shirt.
David Beckham giving glimpses of skin.
David Beckham as the Sexiest Man Alive.
We have Victoria Beckham to thank for yet another moment of magnificence, as she posted this cheeky pic of her husband David Beckham showing a peek of his naked ass. Beckham’s booty has been celebrated wide and far, and in posts like this and this and this. He’s also been a favorite here as evidenced by this linky-licious post exhibiting his various attributes. This is the closest we’ve come to a true David Beckham nude posterior, so gratitude must be given to Victoria.
There hasn’t been a proper David Beckham post here in quite some time. In the last year or so he’s remained relatively low-key. He hasn’t done a major underwear shoot, or put out his own line of clothing, or returned to the ball game that originally brought his such fame and glory. I imagine that being Mr. Posh has its own workload, and raising all those kids is very much a full-time job, but I still miss seeing him shimmy down to his skivvies on occasion. He’s overdue for a racy photo shoot or fashion splash, so this serves as a reminder of all that he can do, even when he’s not trying. This is a brief collection of GIFs that show Mr. Beckham off in his greatest role: shirtless icon. Here’s hoping he returns to shameless form this year. In the meantime, there’s always Ben Cohen.
People Magazine has never been the most cutting edge publication – it’s way too mainstream to be that edgy – and their choice of David Beckham as Sexiest Man Alive for 2015 is about as mainstream as they come, save for the fact that Mr. Beckham is 40 years old. (Not that there’s anything wrong with being 40… ahem.) It’s striking, however, as they usually err on the side of youth, so it’s nice to see someone of my generation still making headlines for being sexy and desirable. As for Beckham, this is long overdue.
{For those who admire the man as much as People does, check out this almost-definitive post of his assets and bulges.}
While not solely devoted to David Beckham’s backside, this post does have several fine examples of said bottom. I’m not going to waste your time, and mine, by espousing rhapsodically on Mr. Beckham’s remarkable assets – too many words have been spent drooling over his attributes, and I’m growing tired of all these mixed metaphors. On with the David Beckham ass show for a Friday.
No stranger to shirtlessness, David Beckham opened his Instagram account with a shirtless selfie from his boudoir. Clearly, he understands the importance of beginning things with a bang. James Franco, in a similar vein, has been taking shirtless selfies for years, as seen below. The differences are interesting: Beckham’s is studied, poised, and polished. A lot of thought went into it, surely a good amount of calculation, all with the intended result of producing a benign, if still sexy, introduction to the world of Instagram.
Franco’s is more raw, more off-the-cuff, more honest, even if his gaze doesn’t directly confront or engage with the viewer. It’s a more telling shot, more revealing in every way. Slightly out of focus and less perfectly composed, it still manages to have a truer ring to it.
I’m not sure which one I like better. How about you?
While Beckham may have selected these items for me, it’s my prerogative to not wear or purchase them, and I am exercising said prerogative. In his current ad campaign for H&M, Mr. Beckham stands behind the truthful tag line ‘Modern Essentials selected by David Beckham‘ in a rare moment where he’s not pretending to have designed the collection. I’ll bet Victoria Beckham had a hand in that, because Posh knows a thing or two about designing versus standing around looking hot in your skivvies.
I browsed the wares that Mr. Beckham supposedly selected, and though they were serviceable, they were nothing too spectacular. I need something with a little more pep in this spring season, especially when the winter has been so long and bleak. Now is not the time for subtlety. David Beckham knows better. Personally, I feel he should stick with what he knows best: underwear.
Some of these shots are more revealing than others, but here is a brief collection of David Beckham showing off his greatest assets. There’s been some heated debate over whether that’s his butt or his bulge, so here’s a few views of both to let you make your own decisions. I won’t go crazy with the David Beckham links, because all you need to know is found in this very graphic post. But in case you wanted a little more, here you go.
It’s been at least a couple of weeks since a shirtless David Beckham post, so let’s rectify that immediately with this preview of his latest H&M Bodywear promo series. After this epic post, there’s no need to recap Mr. Beckham’s previous appearances here, so just click here and have fun perusing the past. My eyes are on other things…
Since there were just a few too many photographs of David Beckham for the previous post, he spills over into this bonus round. Most of these are from the ad campaign for his Bodywear line for H&M – a few are just shirtless beach ball poses. Bend it like Beckham indeed.
As is the case with Ben Cohen, putting a ‘definitive’ label on anything to do with David Beckham is as limiting as a Madonna Greatest Hits album: there’s always more to come. Mr. Beckham actually paved the gay-friendly way for Mr. Cohen, presenting himself as a straight ally more through his flaunting of a metrosexual style, pin-up caliber poses, and calendar and photo shoots that were aimed strategically at the groins of most gay men. He scored, we swooned; he disrobed, we gasped; he started an underwear line, we ate it up. Since the start of this website, David Beckham has been a constant source of eye candy and inspiration.
Here is an almost-comprehensive list of Mr. Beckham’s past posts. There are a lot, but I haven’t heard anyone complain about their prolific nature given the specimen on display.
It all began (at least post-website-revamp) with his Butt and his Bulge.
A decent way to start, things soon got interesting, if questionably exciting.
The evolution of Beckham’s package.
Forget Justin Trousersnake, Beckham’s got the real deal.
The basic boxer brief showed off Beckham’s best assets.
Oddly enough, he didn’t receive his first Hunk of the Day crowning until 2012.
Nobody does a promotional video better.
Always a top contender for a Greatest Hunks collection…
And a mainstay for the decade of this website.
The battle of the century: Ben Cohen vs. David Beckham. Who’s sexier?
The 2nd battle of the century: David Beckham vs. Mario Lopez.
The best David Beckham posts are those that are purely gratuitous.
Ever wonder what he smells like?
Forget the subway tile, it’s the underwear.
That age-old dilemma: bulge or butt?
The pre-cursor to this post, in brief.
David Beckham and a tease of nudity…
More nudity, and less.
Beckham and his budgie smugglers.