Category Archives: Bulge

The Grand & Gratuitous Matthew Camp Post

This website, along with millions of other folks, has long been a fan of Mr. Matthew Camp. He’s already been featured here, where his fragrance – 8.5 – has been glowingly profiled and reviewed. He’s got his hands, and other appendages, in a lot of pots, and that sort of Renaissance stance will always be impressive to the liberal artist in me. (As will his naked bottom.) There’s not much substance to this post, as it’s all about Mr. Camp in glorious GIF motion and some colorful photos. I sense an in-depth interview and feature coming… Are you ready for your close-up, Mr. Camp?

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The Collective Crotch Package

The butt has always garnered more than its fair share of praise and posting here, so today we pay homage to its frontal counterpoint – the crotch. A brief collection of gentlemen who have been here in the past have been called back to put what they’re packing on display for this scintillating Sunday catch-all post.

Let’s start with the man who turned me into a Bitcham, Mr. Matthew Mitcham, who recently collected another diving medal at the Commonwealth Games. He’s certainly in the right career field, at least when it comes to wardrobe, and he knows how to fill a Speedo.

Next up is a classic package-poser, David Beckham, whose junk has been prominently featured here a number of times. Here it is again, for all those who fantasize about being Posh Spice.

Shemar Moore was definitely packing the first time he was featured here as Hunk of the Day, but it’s his Junk of the Day that may catch your eye in this shot.

Male supermodel David Gandy has always supplied some dandy eye candy, the kind of sweet delight that makes everything all right.

Dan Osborne recently made a splash in some tight trousers, but it’s how he looks out of them that proves what he’s packing.

For the ginger-loving contingent, Greg Rutherford has bared front and back (a bonus butt-shot below for those who miss the booty) and it would appear that the carpet does indeed match the drapes. (Though in designing situations I would not advise such a thing.)

Finally, a little bit of Colby Melvin works wonders, even if his previous appearances here have proven there’s nothing very little about him.

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Tom Daley, Back in the Speedo

It’s been more than a hot minute since Tom Daley was last featured here, which is too long for some people, so here you go. This trio of Speedo pics was taken at the Commonwealth Games, where Mr. Daley recently earned a gold medal for Best Dive or something. (Call me when he’s up for an Oscar, or the Olympics again – or better yet, when he teams up with Dan Osborne.) In the meantime, feast your eyes on this rather morosely-hued swimsuit. (I hate maroon.) He should take more cues from Danny O.

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The Majesty of Mark MacKillop

He’s been featured here before, but since his new book is available to order now, it seems a fitting moment to post a feature on Mark MacKillop. ‘Rm. XIV’ is Mr. MacKillop’s coffee-table book collection of photos taken during a ‘West Side Story’ touring stint in Europe. He described the tour as a challenge that left him feeling isolated, which, to our benefit, resulted in this collection of intimate portraits.

With an introduction penned by ‘Kinky Boots’ star Billy Porter, the book comes with Broadway’s blessing, and some serious theatrical fairy dust. MacKillop is one of those rare performers who seems inwardly shy and introverted, while thrilling the world with his talent and craft. ‘Rm. XIV’ offers a peek behind the veil, with the perfect alchemy of intimacy and intrusiveness.

The book can be ordered here, and a few limited-edition versions are still available.

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Homoerotic Superheroes

What is it about homos and superheroes? Ever since I was a young boy, I’ve had an affinity to them. Granted, at first it was Wonder Woman, but I was also enchanted by Spiderman and Batman. It’s not just me – many gay guys and gals are enamored of those with special powers. Like the mutants of the X-Men, we have long been outsiders. Those who are different, even in ways not always outwardly seen, often have a bigger cross to bear, and perhaps we recognize in others who struggle with such difference a resonant thread of loneliness.

It wasn’t just about their bulging biceps, bulging thighs, or bulging, well, bulges, but their double identities: Batman was Bruce Wayne, Superman was Clark Kent, Spiderman was Peter Parker, and Wonder Woman was Diana Prince. They were normal working-class people except for when the situation called for something more.

In many ways, being gay is both boon and albatross. It hinders in some aspects, in its isolating way of separating us from heterosexuals – while helping in others, in the way it makes us stronger. We’re good at going to battle, and winning, because we’ve had no other choice. When you’re consistently attacked or others have tried to repeatedly make you feel less than equal, you buck up and develop whatever special powers you can, or you die. Straight people simply don’t have the same kind of struggles. (They have different ones, of course, but they don’t usually know what it’s like to walk into a room and feel like the odd man, or woman, out.)

Some of the unlikely art that managed to disguise its homoerotic undertones while putting it right in the hands of teenage boys, was to be found in superhero comic books. One such illustrator of said work is J.C. Etheredge, an artist whose virtues I extolled in this essay, and who continues to produce artwork that straddles the line between art and commerce, popularity and pornography. His focus on Superheroes has resulted in superb work, and some might say a healthy dose of magic (based on how he can make even a scrawny guy like me look big and buff and built). Etheredge understands what it’s like to be an outsider, and what it means to be different, but rather than run from it or hide, he’s put it all out there. That’s a special kind of superpower: the ability to so completely be yourself – and it’s something that eludes most of us, gay or straight or choose-your-own-adventure.

PS – I’ve achieved Cheesecake Boy status before, but I’ve never been a Superhero… until now. Thanks J.C.!

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Novak Djokovic: Bulging in Boxer Briefs

While we’re on a tennis kick, here is Novak Djokovic, caught on a balcony in a pair of boxer briefs. Personally, I prefer him in something slightly skimpier, as seen here, but I don’t think anyone would throw Mr. Djokovic out of bed for wearing these. As for his package of jewels, I love a man who knows his way around balls. Tennis, people, I’m talking about tennis. Love – Love. Game on.

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Keeping It [In] Brief[s]

There has been a resurgence in briefs in the drawers of men, and it’s time to celebrate with a gratuitous post like this in which we revisit some of the more notable brief encounters we’ve had over the years, starting with an expert in fuzzy balls, Novak Djokovic. He keeps it simple in basic black – a wise and classic choice, on or off the court.

Mario Lopez kept it real in this pair of skimpy Christmas briefs, as he trimmed the tree and presented his presents.

Zac Efron gives tighty whities a bad name in this set of questionable briefs. One would have thought he’d fill them out better than that. Then again, one would prefer Zac Efron completely naked.

Faring far sexier in his briefs is Nick Youngquest, who knows how to pack a punch, and a package.

Sometimes a simple pair of white briefs is all you need for runway glory, at least according to Noah Mills and this ridiculously sexy walk.

Josh Wald may be wearing the skimpiest pair of briefs ever made here (one that perhaps passes into string bikini territory.)

Busting out of his Calvin Klein briefs is Ngo Okafor, whose chest more than matches what comes below.

Two words: wet briefs. Two more words: Sandor Earl. One last word: semi.

I can’t decide if Christian Sancho looks better in or out of his briefs.

Jack Mackenroth makes all sorts of underwear look great in all sorts of ways.

As bodacious as these brief-barers are, they still don’t quite match the excitement of a jockstrap – but that’s another post for another time.

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The Almost-Definitive* David Beckham Shirtless Post

As is the case with Ben Cohen, putting a ‘definitive’ label on anything to do with David Beckham is as limiting as a Madonna Greatest Hits album: there’s always more to come. Mr. Beckham actually paved the gay-friendly way for Mr. Cohen, presenting himself as a straight ally more through his flaunting of a metrosexual style, pin-up caliber poses, and calendar and photo shoots that were aimed strategically at the groins of most gay men. He scored, we swooned; he disrobed, we gasped; he started an underwear line, we ate it up. Since the start of this website, David Beckham has been a constant source of eye candy and inspiration.

Here is an almost-comprehensive list of Mr. Beckham’s past posts. There are a lot, but I haven’t heard anyone complain about their prolific nature given the specimen on display.

It all began (at least post-website-revamp) with his Butt and his Bulge.

A decent way to start, things soon got interesting, if questionably exciting.

The evolution of Beckham’s package.

Forget Justin Trousersnake, Beckham’s got the real deal.

The basic boxer brief showed off Beckham’s best assets.

Bodywear by Beckham.

Oddly enough, he didn’t receive his first Hunk of the Day crowning until 2012.

Nobody does a promotional video better.

Always a top contender for a Greatest Hunks collection

And a mainstay for the decade of this website.

The battle of the century: Ben Cohen vs. David Beckham. Who’s sexier?

The 2nd battle of the century: David Beckham vs. Mario Lopez.

David & Daley.

The best David Beckham posts are those that are purely gratuitous.

Ever wonder what he smells like?

Forget the subway tile, it’s the underwear.

That age-old dilemma: bulge or butt?

The pre-cursor to this post, in brief.

David Beckham and a tease of nudity

More nudity, and less.

Beckham and his budgie smugglers.

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The Definitive* Sexy Ben Cohen Post

Ben Cohen has proved fine fodder for the sort of sexy posts that populate this wayward blog, and if I’ve pushed him more than, say, David Beckham (whose turn will come tomorrow) it’s because Mr. Cohen is also a staunch straight ally, standing up for gay men and women the world over, and standing behind his anti-bullying efforts with hard work and dedication. His hirsute bearish looks certainly don’t hurt his cause, and that’s a good part of why he’s featured here as well.

Here are a few links wherein we featured the looks, and half-dressed sexiness, of Ben Cohen:

This may have been Ben’s first appearance here – way back in 2010.

It is said that he has an enormous hose.

He seems to enjoy boxer briefs.

And regular briefs, in blue.

He likes to strip to his underwear for video too.

It’s the hair, isn’t it?

Actually, it’s probably his butt.

Is he sexier than David Beckham?

He just may be.

Especially if he goes full-frontal first.

But shirtless Ben is more than just fine.

Especially when getting ready to dance.

The best part of Ben, however, may be his Attitude.

And the fact that he’d give you the shirt off his back.

Nah – it’s the way he fills out these white briefs.

With these gargantuan balls.

David Beckham returns the sexy volley tomorrow…

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Those Promiscuous Gays

Sometimes it seems we need a Visio Organizational Chart to keep track of the gay-listers and their dating histories. Politically-incorrect title of this post aside, and stereotypical characterizations of gay men as sex-obsessed bed-hoppers suspended, it’s interesting to note how we navigate the tumultuous waters of dating – particularly when the spotlight of this online-age sees almost all.

Let’s take, for instance, the tangled web of the men featured in this post. We begin with Reichen Lehmkuhl, who started off, if I remember correctly, as a model gracing the cover of Instinct. From there, his star rose in ‘The Amazing Race’ and then the gay-themed soap ‘Dante’s Cove’. He capped off the last decade with a stint on the gay reality series ‘The A-List.’ (And let’s not forget his Hunk of the Day honor.) He first dated Chip Arndt, then moved on to Lance Bass. And Rodiney Santiago (seen above.) And Ryan Barry (seen below.)

As for Lance Bass, he moved on to Pedro Andrade. And Ben Thigpen. And Michal Turchin, to whom he is now engaged. Let’s end on that happy note, because pretty soon the exes may start dating each other, and that’s going to make heads explode.

(Actually, maybe it’s just two guys who dated a lot of other guys…)

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Racing Through A Racy Recap

While I’ve been gone, there have been more than a few skin-heavy posts, glorifying gratuitous male nudity, and putting naked male celebrities upon a posterior-posing pedestal, which means this recap is going to be more than a little racy.  April is, however, one of the racier months, speeding by as it removes the last vestiges of the most stubborn winter. Until the heat is here to stay, we’ll rub some sticks and dicks together and make our own warmth. Onto the hotties…

The “Great Naked Male Celebrity” post has been done to death, right here on this site, but never with this amount of GIFs and a bonus video.

A recap within this recap (as is the tendency when I’m away) is doubly represented by The Words and The Photos.

Another double-dose of sexiness was on full display with a pair of posts: The Bulge Report – with its healthy recollection of some notable male package action, and The Butt Report – with its coming-from-behind posterior power.

If it was my butt you were after, one of my favorite artists captured it here.

The Hunk of the Day feature was in full daily effect, populated by the sexy clothes-shedding likes of Andrew Morrill, Joshua Michael Brickman, Todd Hanebrink, James Clement, James Maslow, Drew Pare, and Jason Taulb.

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The Bulge Report

The battle of the bulge means something different on this site, when a bulge is something that is celebrated. Far more than a blatant full-frontal dick pic, a subtly-covered bulge offers the erotic power of the imagination – the sexiest part of the human experience. Therefore, the male bulge has received more than its fair share of exposure here, from revealing VPL (Visible Penis Line) shots to even more revealing wet-underwear pics that leave almost nothing to said imagination.

One of the first bulges to ever be featured here quite fittingly belongs to David Beckham. He has a penchant for almost bursting out of his briefs, as in this quick-change scene on the field. Even when his bulge gets a bit boring, like pizza, it’s still pretty good.

Some bulges are best when they go head-to-head, as was the case in this post pitting Cristiano Ronaldo’s junk against what Rafael Nadal had in his pants. Similar fireworks exploded when David Beckham thrust his stuff against Ben Cohen or when Mr. Beckham had a go at Mario Lopez.

Male models can always be counted on to display their wares, putting bulges front and center in such prominent promenades  by Tyler Lough, Lance Parker, Choi Ho Jin, Chris Fawcett, and Justin Deeley, who parlayed his bulge into an acting career.

The Speedo – or Budgie Smuggler for those Down Under – has long been the seminal item for showing off the bulge. Tom Daley was first featured in nothing but his Speedo in this post, surpassing Michael Phelps in his Speedo,  and who knew what he would become to this site. Both his bulge and his butt – and you could debate the merits of each for hours. Matthew Mitcham would likely agree, though he has his own magic to work.

Even more revealing than the Speedo, however, is a pair of tight briefs or, better yet, a jockstrap, as exemplified by such studs as Colby Melvin in his Andrew Christian finest, the bursting Calvin Klein briefs of Ngo Okafor, or these almost-obscene wet underwear shots of Sandor Earl. And it’s hard to beat what Jack Mackenroth has packing in his sexy underwear.

Finally, the very first bulge post of Dan Osborne now seems almost nostalgic since he’s been in so many posts since then. I’ll let you seek them out – I’m spent.

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Cock in a Sock… Part 2

As almost-promised in this first Cock in a Sock post, I took the plunge, stuffed my cock in a sock, and let it all hang out. I didn’t want to go the crass route and be almost completely naked like everyone else, so I tried to make it colorful and maybe a little classy. Nothing says classy like a fuchsia jacket!

Aimed at raising awareness and funds for testicular cancer, the hashtag #cockinasock took off around the world, and men started stuffing their junk into the soft ambulatory accessory and snapping selfies all over the place. For the most part, they were naked but for said sock. I’ve been naked before, so when everyone else started taking their clothes off, I put mine back on. I don’t do bandwagons.

Before anyone feigns shock or awe, let me remind you of this and this and this, and suddenly today’s post seems rather quaint.

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Harry Judd, Naked For Real

In celebration of Attitude’s 20th Anniversary, Harry Judd gets naked for their cover, and it’s a doozy of a photo spread, so to speak. Mr. Judd has been nude here before, and no one complained then, so here he is again. That ass just won’t quit.

Previous Harry Judd Posts:

First Hunk of the Day Appearance

Second Hunk of the Day Crowning

Attitude Briefs Cover

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Cock In A Sock… Part 1?

A racy campaign to raise awareness of testicular cancer was recently put on by Cancer Research UK, in which men pose with a sock on their – you guess it – cock, and then post the picture to Instagram or FaceBook or wherever.  Of course I’m in favor of this sort of dissemination of information. Knowledge is power. (And barely-clothed penises are perfection.) Whatever your thoughts are on the publicity-garnering, the topic is one that merits attention, and if you are so inclined, donations to cancer research and treatment programs are never a bad thing. As for me, several people have weighed in on my cock-shot – some for it, some opposed to it. Hence the question mark of this post: I haven’t made up my mind yet. The big challenge is how to keep a cock-in-a-sock shot classy… but you know I love a challenge. So stay tuned – and in the meantime, check out these dicks. (My fave has to be Ronnie Kroell, who is no stranger to sexy fun in the name of a good cause.)

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