Porn stars, strippers and sex workers get shamed and ostracized in so many places today that it sometimes feel like we as a society are progressing backwards. I can’t tell you how many Twitter accounts advertise ‘No Porn’ on their bios, which is fair, but it still wreaks of judgment and condemnation. In these parts, we celebrate everybody (unless you hate) and that includes those who make a living promoting their bodies. In some cases, it’s quite a lucrative living, as Dazzler of the Day Diego Barros proves. He’s reportedly the first male porn star to amass one million Twitter followers, and he’s also reportedly earned one million dollars in eight months or something, so before you go judging and critiquing how he makes his money, check your own bank account. If I could have made that kind of money shaking and quaking in a banana hammock, I’d have gone the Onlyfans route as well. Today, we celebrate someone who took his talents to the bank.
Category Archives: Bulge
April
2020
Easter Basket Monday
Now that we’ve had the return of the big JC, let’s get back into the carnal sinning and winning that this site aims to deliver when it’s not all about Christ. To that front-end, here’s a post that celebrates the baskets of gentlemen who have appeared here before, along with the requisite links to more of their junk.
The featured photo is of Austin Armacost, whom some consider rather caustic after his turns on various reality television series. Having not followed any of said series, I’m only going by looks and appearance – the hallmarks of a former Hunk of the Day, especially one who has helmed other posts like this and this and this. Better known for his do-good efforts is Max Emerson, who was also a Hunk of the Day, and more than once as well.
Emerson also appeared in just as skimpy attire (and a bit less) right here. Tom Sandoval is a Bravo-lebrity from ‘Vanderpump Rules’ and also released at least one infectious song. He might be better-suited to posing in his underwear.
Nathan Adrian brings some Olympic metal (and medal) to these proceedings. He appeared mostly in his Speedo in posts like this and this, and even less here and here.
Eddie Eduardo shakes his groove thing in his Hunk of the Day crowning, as well as this celebration of ginger heat.
Pietro Boselli packs a pretty punch in his skimpy swim attire, as he has done countless times in the past, such as here, here, here, here, and here. He also likes to show off in his underwear. If you want to see a naked Pietro Boselli, check out this post and this one and this one. Ashley Parker Angel hangs out mostly in his underwear, as he did here and here and here. (And one bonus naked Ashley Parker Angel post.)
Naked male models are always appreciated in these parts, as witnessed by previous posts featuring Zander Hudgson. You can see how he fills out his briefs here, and get a peek of his naked ass here.
Will Taylor always makes a splash in his Bright Bazaar enterprise, particularly when he slips into a colorful Speedo. James Haskell brings his rugged hunkdom to this post, and he fills out his underwear quite bodaciously here. If you want to see him without any underwear at all, go here.
Our final Easter Monday basket shot is of Aaron Renfree, who received his first Hunk of the Day nod here. If you’re looking for a naked Aaron Renfree, see this post. He also did some beautiful work with Snooty Fox Images.
January
2020
Luke Evans Bulging in A Skimpy Speedo
No one fills a Speedo like Gaston, stuffs his shorts like Gaston, then bulges out of his banana-hammock like Gaston… ok maybe this isn’t how Disney intended that song to go, but for a beast like Luke Evans it’s deserved. My hat goes off to all the guys who bravely front a Speedo on the beach, and Americans should get out of their board shorts and into the spirit of true freedom, where the sun can reach the most remote parts of our bodies… but before we delve into taint tanning we’ll stop there. Evans has rocked out before with his bulge out in this Speedo post. He’s also shown off in his underwear and, even better for his fans, in even less. You may find that a naked Luke Evans is more your cup of tea. Sip carefully, it’s very hot.
January
2020
We Need A Little Hunk Post
Actually, we need a Big Hunk Post right about now, as we slip into the January winter doldrums. To pump that post up, here’s a collection of hunks who have played a part in raising the heat of this blog on numerous occasions, and most continue to do so as evidenced by the pictures presented here. First up is Kevin Love, whose naked and formidable stature anchored his Hunk of the Day feature, further solidifying the glory that is the ESPN Body issue.
Next is Gus Kenworthy in a leopard Speedo, combining two of my favorite things in the world. Mr. Kenworthy has appeared totally naked here, and totally nude here, and a totally naked and nude Gus Kenworthy is a sight worth clicking.
Jake Quickenden gave his own cheeky turn to his Hunk of the Day post, while Steve Grand has made a big splash of late in his underwear, shelling for his own line of skivvies.
Perennial ginger favorite Greg Rutherford is seen to best advantage in this epic pictorial.
Lee Pace gives good face as seen here, and gave a little more in his Hunk of the Day post. Tom Hiddleston made a magical Loki for Marvel, and a hotter GIF here.
Bringing up the back-end of this post in beautiful and bodacious fashion, this is Jonathan Tucker’s fine bottom. See more of it here.
December
2019
Steve Grand Selling Underwear
Steve Grand has made a number of splashes here over the years, starting out with some modeling shots and then revealing a multi-faceted and multi-talented artist beneath the pretty packaging. His take on this Christmas chestnut will go down as one of the most beautiful renditions of an overdone song, while his penchant for sporting a Speedo has made him a favorite for more superficial reasons. Now he’s hawking a line of his own underwear ‘Grand Axis’ – a genius move that should shift a number of units of these beautiful styles. (I’m also a big fan of the name and logo.)
November
2019
Dan Osborne & The Bulge in his Box
A companion piece from the same sultry photo shoot wherein Dan Osborne put his goods on display here, this may actually only be the second installment of a series. Mr. Osborne likes to oblige his fans with what they want most, so a third post may be coming down the road. In the meantime, do visit the first part of this underwear photo shoot in the previous link, and follow all the links you find… such as this one, and this one, and this one… oh, and this one, and this one, and this one…
October
2019
A Gratuitous Dan Osborne Bulge Post
If you want to see more (much more) of Dan Osborne – and surely you will after this post – scroll down and type his name into the ‘Search Site’ box. All sorts of gratuitously naked shots will appear. Male celebrity nudes are popular posts here, especially when Dan Osborne is involved.
By the way, is ‘Box’ really the term we want on a waistband for men’s underwear? Why not ‘Bulge‘?
September
2019
Falling into Hunks & Bulges
The Hunk of the Day feature will return for its fall bow in just a quick tick-tock. The perfect segue from summer to fall is embodied in the bulges of a Speedo, especially when filled out by diver Jack Laugher, who is laughing all the way to hunkdom and an ever-increasing collection of perpetual posts here. Mr. Laugher leads off a group of hunks to usher in the fall season, when hot things are appreciated more than ever.
Jack gives as good front as he gives good back. Search the archives if you’re still a disbeliever.
Drake gives one last pool shot as we wave goodbye to summer.
Liam Payne and Ryan Phillippe make a dashing pair of shirtless male celebrities. Liam first disrobed in this fun collection of gents, while Ryan took his clothes off in this one.
Dancer Roberto Bolle displays why dancers make the best Hunks of the Day, so ge gets two photos here because everyone agrees he’s worth it.
Charlie Puth shaved off most of his hair, hopefully for a good reason, as it’s kind of missed here.
Gus Kenworthy and Taron Egerton in various bulge-revealing costumes – and how better to mark the change of seasons? (Seems a naked Gus Kenworthy doesn’t mind swinging his thing in the snow. Or the sun.)
Closing out this first hunky post for the fall is a pair of Shawn Mendes GIFs. Mr. Mendes has lately been making news for kissing, but it’s much better when he’s on the map for posing in his underwear. See here and dare to disagree.
September
2019
Jude Law Bulging Out of His Speedo
Holy sacrilege! These pics and GIFs of Jude Law strutting around in a skimpy white Speedo are promotional efforts for his upcoming appearance as the Pope. I didn’t see the first series, aside from this widely-circulated nude scene, and I’ll probably skip out on this one too unless there is another glimpse of Jude Law naked. Until that glorious time, scroll down for an encore of an earlier nude Jude Law scene.
April
2019
Cristiano Ronaldo: The Full-Frontal Shot
Cristiano Ronaldo fans are in for a treat today, as the title of this post not-so-secretly reveals. Footballer extraordinaire, Mr. Ronaldo knows his way around a ball scene, and as purveyor of his own underwear line, knows a thing or two about boxer-briefs too. Keep scrolling to see the goods, but stop along the way for some gratuitous links.
See this post about his skivvies.
Or this one crowning him as Hunk of the Day.
His latest underwear design certainly shows off the piping.
And speaking of pipes… that full-frontal glimpse is just beyond the scroll-down…
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Happy April Fools Day! Sorry, it’s what we do here, and always have done. Here’s a bulge-tastic post of Cristiano for those who don’t want to leave mad.
{See Zac Efron’s full-frontal shot here.}
{See a full-frontal David Beckham shot here.}
{See Tom Daley’s full-frontal shot here.}
{See the Ben Cohen full-frontal shot here.}
February
2019
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Pipe-lined Underwear
Some filler posts are filled better than others, but you don’t have to take my word for it. Gaze upon the form of one Cristiano Ronaldo, football player extraordinaire who also has his own line of underwear which he has been kind and generous enough to model time and time and time and time again.
October
2018
The Next Big Underwear Bulge
The time feels right for a new underwear moment to take the world by storm. It’s been a while since we had one – I feel like the last one may have been one of the Jonas brothers: Nick in his butt-cheek-teasing photo lay-out channeling Marky Mark or Joe in his oiled-up Guess shots. Prior to that the last bulge that shook the world belonged to David Beckham. Both he and Ben Cohen have been quiet of late on the baring-skin front, something that needs to be rectified. Or maybe they, like myself, have eased into the middle-age paunch of comfort and can’t be bothered to give a rat’s ass about showing their own shirtless selves off anymore. I can dig it.
Anyway, I have hope that someone new offers a scantily-clad moment to rock the pop culture world. We need it now more than ever. Who will it be? A few suggestions:
October
2018
A Gratuitous VPL Post of Pietro Boselli
Everyone’s favorite math-teacher-turned-male-model is back with a pair of scintillating pics that reveal the very definition of a VPL. I’m not talking the typical ‘Visible Panty Line’ that the acronym typically represents – this is a much happier ‘Visible Penis Line‘ for which the gay guys and straight ladies often salivate. Sometimes the hint, or the slightest outline, of the body is sexier than the naked body itself, as Mr. Boselli proves in this post. But sometimes nothing but a nude male shot will do, to which he attests in this naked post. Boselli is certainly no strangers to these pages, so stop by this one and this one and this one if you want to see more.
You’re welcome.
January
2018
Double Bang for Your Speedo Bucks: Jack Laugher & Chris Mears
To coincide with the heatwave we may be having (Dare we reach into the 40s? Where are my shorts??) here is a double-hunky, Speedo-filled post featuring Jack Laugher and Chris Mears. Each has been featured here before: Jack Laugher in his Hunk of the Day feature, this bulge-baring post, and a Speedo-licious collection here; Chris Mears in his own Hunk of the Day feature, this daring nearly-nude pic, and a Speedo shot here. Together, they form an unstoppable breath of Speedo-bound glory. Oh, and in case it isn’t clear, their specialty is diving. [See also Tom Daley.]
November
2017
Mid-Day Shirtless Stunner: Lucky Locky
Lockhart Brownlie has been a Hunk of the Day here not once, but twice. This isn’t quite his third, but it goes some way toward establishing that as his next goalpost. He seems to be going by Locky these days, as you’ll see on his super-fun YouTube page. Check him out there – he’s even better in motion.