Chris Salvatore has been a favorite of these parts for as many years as we’ve been going (I won’t insult anyone by revealing just how long that has been). From his singing and acting endeavors, to his underwear enterprise to his OnlyFans stardom, Salvatore has proven a remarkably resilient entertainer and performer, who is selling out of his calendar for next year. Move fast to get yours at his website here.
When I billed our very first Summer 2024 Olympics post as ‘Paris Is Bulging‘ I had no idea how prophetic that would turn out to be. This edition of the Olympic Games was nothing short of bulgetastic, with the crotch taking center-stage from the opening ceremony and that scrotum-peek to the aptly-named pole vault and the dick-tap seen around the world.
France’s own Léon Marchand would anchor the start of the games, winning the gold for his home host country and riding the crest of the crowd’s adorations and thunderous cheers. From the US, Caeleb Dressel revealed a raw reminder of all the highs and lows that an Olympic experience can bring with it. Swimming marvel Torri Huske helped her team to a few more swimming medals while Asher Hong and Paul Juda kicked off the men’s gymnastics in fine form.
The very first bulge from the title of this post belonged to Jules Bouyer, whose swimsuit was filled to the brim as he became an instant icon and the envy of more than a few good men. Carlos Alcaraz showed off his underwear bulge long before these Olympic games, but he made a splash with his tennis performance.
Anthony Harding, diving partner of Jack Laugher, made a proverbially-big and literally-small splash in his Olympic Spotlight and tight Speedo.
America’s very own Clark Kent/Superman hero, Stephen Nedoroscik blew us away as he anchored the men’s gymnastic team on the pommel horse, then earned his own individual medal on the same apparatus. Digging up shirtless shots of Nedoroscik should be an Olympic event in itself.
Meanwhile the Philippines put itself on the gold medal map with a pair of them earned by Carlos Yulo.
Rhys McClenaghan went for the gold and claimed it on the pommel horse, knocking Superman into third place. Noah Lyles and Bobby Finke have both appeared here previously, but thanks to winning performances they earned a couple of Olympic Spotlights. From the running crew, Jakob Ingebrigtsen and Josh Kerr battled it out on the track and under the spotlight, but it was American Cole Hocker who ran away with the gold medal.
The second bulge of the post title came fittingly from pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s cock-brushing pole stunt.
Not one to be overshadowed by this bulge in the prelims, Mondo Duplantis broke a world record with his own pole vault.
While Simone Biles gleefully broke more records with more gold medals, she made a little room for Rebeca Andrade to win a gold medal for her floor routine in women’s gymnastics. American Gabby Thomas was back and faster than ever, earning her second Dazzler of the Day crowning.
Finally, Tom Daley won a silver medal and added more Speedo shots to his long list of blog posts.
Olympic pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati offers his ample contribution to these crotch-centric Olympic Games, which found the bulge of Jules Bouyer taking center stage until Ammarati arrived to knock the pole off with his own pole. In a move that some are calling as unfortunate as it is the best possible way to lose, Ammarati’s frontal appendage clipped the pole on his way over it, knocking it down along with gold medal possibilities. It just goes to show the old adage as true: one Olympian’s junk is another Olympian’s treasure.
Having reached the halfway mark of the Paris Olympics, this seems a good time to pause for a shirtless break, along with several non-Olympians who are gracing us with their bodies as well. This has been an exhausting week, so bear with the frivolous and gratuitous nature of this post, which offers just a bunch of links to keep things moving with something pleasing to the eye.
First up is the Bulge Seen Around the World, as Jules Bouyer puts his frontal assets on celebrated display.
Next up is artist Rene Farias, whose work celebrates a gloriously surreal life of beauty and wonder, and who recently was named our Dazzler of the Day.
Going back to Olympic glory, Carlos Alcaraz once modeled for Calvin Klein, and is competing today in the Olympic tennis competition.
A musical Olympian in his own stratosphere, Lenny Kravitz is always worthy of another look, especially when soaking in a tub naked.
Paul Mescal takes a shirtless break from an upcoming movie, where the wardrobe department seems to know his strong points.
Chris Salvatore has been making a name for himself with consistent contributions of beauty and bulge to his social media outlets. Here is yet another worthy of framing.
Lastly, Joe Jonas, who’s band of brothers provided the soundtrack to the last Olympic Games, brings up the rear entry here.
This Dazzler of the Day is dedicated to Rebecca, who has excellent taste. (See David Beckham.) We promised early on that Paris was bulging, and French diver Jules Bouyer delivers on that promise, based alone on the photos below. Representing his home country, Bouyer is also, fittingly, a model. When you cross male models with Olympic athletes, it’s a guaranteed recipe for the Dazzler of the Day.
Today the Summer Olympics kick off in Paris, France, and I am always all about the Opening Ceremony. I haven’t been following much of the try-outs and qualifying events (it’s not like there’s figure skating in the summer) but I’ll perk up now that the actual moment has arrived. In a fractured and tumultuous world, the Olympics still serve as a reminder that there are people out there simply striving to be the best they can be, challenging each other in a competitive yet friendly way, bringing countries together and building bridges that unite all of us in a shared experience.
Plus there are Speedos. Lots of Speedos, donned by athletes in their prime. And sans shirts.
One of the shining stars from the last Olympic Games was Tom Daley, who’s made quite a few splashes on this site, as every instance that finds him decked out in his work attire is one worth posting about. Here we find him shaving his body for work.
Diving will be where much of our posting action originates – though I’m keenly interested in the gymnastics as well. Simone Biles is slated to astound the world with her unprecedented skills. There is the warm glow of Track & Field too, which always brightened up our family room when watching with my parents, and all the lights brought summer into our childhood nights.
We’ll be doing some Olympic Spotlights, since there are always more impressive athletes to showcase than our Dazzler of the Day will allow. Stay tuned…
{See also: Frederick Richard, Sunisa Lee, Noah Williams, Shilese Jones, Ryan Murphy and Timo Cavelius.}
While not quite as naked as he was in this Dazzler of the Day post, Theo James is certainly providing just as much bang for the visual buck in these shots from a Dolce & Gabbana ad. Whatever they’re selling, I’m buying.
The classic white speedo against the blue of sky and ocean is a combination that never grows old. (See also David Beckham.)
Lest anyone forget, Aaron Taylor-Johnson walked in his Calvins so Jeremy Allen White could run.
See Calvin Klein also on:
~ Maluma
Compare and contrast Aaron with Jeremy below. Report back.
Show-stopping performances seem to come naturally for Jeremy Allen White, who earns his first Dazzler of the Day crowning for being the current ambassador of the legendary Calvin Klein underwear brand. More impressively, he’s been part of several cultural touchstones of the past year – ‘The Bear’ and ‘The Iron Claw’ – which simply cements his dazzling status. [See other CK Ambassadors Shawn Mendes, Maluma, and Noah Centineo for further viewing pleasures.]
Having dabbled in modeling, singing, acting, and baring it all on the Broadway Bares stage, Steve Grand has come into his own with his Grand Axis clothing line, which he so gorgeously flaunts in the promo shots for the brand. As the model and silent-seller of his underwear and swimwear, Grand is the best billboard for his product, and his winning smile and attitude earns him this Dazzler of the Day. A Renaissance man in the truest sense, Grand is ever-expanding his influence and reach, and the world is a little better (and a whole lot prettier) for it.
Continuing our celebration of body and sex sparked by yesterday’s Dazzler of the Day, Austin Wolf carries that glorious torch in epic fashion, brazenly baring all and shredding the prudish judgment of porn that certain prurient hypocrites too often condemn. (Spoiler alert: you all watch it.) Wolf is one of the most popular gay porn stars in the business, and he has indeed made his life his business, taking any critiques to the bank and reveling in his ongoing career. (See also Diego Barros for another Defense of Porn.) In this mad world, it isn’t always easy to make a living, and I admire anyone who knows how to hustle and put in the hard work. Wolf earns his first Dazzler of the Day for all of the above.
Porn stars, strippers and sex workers get shamed and ostracized in so many places today that it sometimes feel like we as a society are progressing backwards. I can’t tell you how many Twitter accounts advertise ‘No Porn’ on their bios, which is fair, but it still wreaks of judgment and condemnation. In these parts, we celebrate everybody (unless you hate) and that includes those who make a living promoting their bodies. In some cases, it’s quite a lucrative living, as Dazzler of the Day Diego Barros proves. He’s reportedly the first male porn star to amass one million Twitter followers, and he’s also reportedly earned one million dollars in eight months or something, so before you go judging and critiquing how he makes his money, check your own bank account. If I could have made that kind of money shaking and quaking in a banana hammock, I’d have gone the Onlyfans route as well. Today, we celebrate someone who took his talents to the bank.
Now that we’ve had the return of the big JC, let’s get back into the carnal sinning and winning that this site aims to deliver when it’s not all about Christ. To that front-end, here’s a post that celebrates the baskets of gentlemen who have appeared here before, along with the requisite links to more of their junk.
The featured photo is of Austin Armacost, whom some consider rather caustic after his turns on various reality television series. Having not followed any of said series, I’m only going by looks and appearance – the hallmarks of a former Hunk of the Day, especially one who has helmed other posts like this and this and this. Better known for his do-good efforts is Max Emerson, who was also a Hunk of the Day, and more than once as well.
Emerson also appeared in just as skimpy attire (and a bit less) right here. Tom Sandoval is a Bravo-lebrity from ‘Vanderpump Rules’ and also released at least one infectious song. He might be better-suited to posing in his underwear.
Nathan Adrian brings some Olympic metal (and medal) to these proceedings. He appeared mostly in his Speedo in posts like this and this, and even less here and here.
Eddie Eduardo shakes his groove thing in his Hunk of the Day crowning, as well as this celebration of ginger heat.
Pietro Boselli packs a pretty punch in his skimpy swim attire, as he has done countless times in the past, such as here, here, here, here, and here. He also likes to show off in his underwear. If you want to see a naked Pietro Boselli, check out this post and this one and this one. Ashley Parker Angel hangs out mostly in his underwear, as he did here and here and here. (And one bonus naked Ashley Parker Angel post.)
Naked male models are always appreciated in these parts, as witnessed by previous posts featuring Zander Hudgson. You can see how he fills out his briefs here, and get a peek of his naked ass here.
Will Taylor always makes a splash in his Bright Bazaar enterprise, particularly when he slips into a colorful Speedo. James Haskell brings his rugged hunkdom to this post, and he fills out his underwear quite bodaciously here. If you want to see him without any underwear at all, go here.
Our final Easter Monday basket shot is of Aaron Renfree, who received his first Hunk of the Day nod here. If you’re looking for a naked Aaron Renfree, see this post. He also did some beautiful work with Snooty Fox Images.
No one fills a Speedo like Gaston, stuffs his shorts like Gaston, then bulges out of his banana-hammock like Gaston… ok maybe this isn’t how Disney intended that song to go, but for a beast like Luke Evans it’s deserved. My hat goes off to all the guys who bravely front a Speedo on the beach, and Americans should get out of their board shorts and into the spirit of true freedom, where the sun can reach the most remote parts of our bodies… but before we delve into taint tanning we’ll stop there. Evans has rocked out before with his bulge out in this Speedo post. He’s also shown off in his underwear and, even better for his fans, in even less. You may find that a naked Luke Evans is more your cup of tea. Sip carefully, it’s very hot.
Actually, we need a Big Hunk Post right about now, as we slip into the January winter doldrums. To pump that post up, here’s a collection of hunks who have played a part in raising the heat of this blog on numerous occasions, and most continue to do so as evidenced by the pictures presented here. First up is Kevin Love, whose naked and formidable stature anchored his Hunk of the Day feature, further solidifying the glory that is the ESPN Body issue.
Next is Gus Kenworthy in a leopard Speedo, combining two of my favorite things in the world. Mr. Kenworthy has appeared totally naked here, and totally nude here, and a totally naked and nude Gus Kenworthy is a sight worth clicking.
Jake Quickenden gave his own cheeky turn to his Hunk of the Day post, while Steve Grand has made a big splash of late in his underwear, shelling for his own line of skivvies.
Perennial ginger favorite Greg Rutherford is seen to best advantage in this epic pictorial.
Lee Pace gives good face as seen here, and gave a little more in his Hunk of the Day post. Tom Hiddleston made a magical Loki for Marvel, and a hotter GIF here.
Bringing up the back-end of this post in beautiful and bodacious fashion, this is Jonathan Tucker’s fine bottom. See more of it here.
