Olympic pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati offers his ample contribution to these crotch-centric Olympic Games, which found the bulge of Jules Bouyer taking center stage until Ammarati arrived to knock the pole off with his own pole. In a move that some are calling as unfortunate as it is the best possible way to lose, Ammarati’s frontal appendage clipped the pole on his way over it, knocking it down along with gold medal possibilities. It just goes to show the old adage as true: one Olympian’s junk is another Olympian’s treasure.
