I saw these BoSox shorts on the internet the other day and thought they might be perfect for our BroSox Adventure in August. (Yes, that’s the official name I’ve given to the annual Boston Red Sox trip that Skip and I have been making for the last few years.) I like them because they are absolutely ridiculous, but the integration of the red socks is subtle enough to escape outright obvious notice for those unfamiliar with the logo. A few questions:
- Are they a dead give-away that I’m not a regular baseball fan?
- Will the flowers get us beat up?
- Are they beer-repellent? (I ask mostly for my own shenanigans.)
- Will these shorts make my ass look big? (Not that that’s a bad thing, mind you.)
- Should I get a matching pair for Skip?