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Treacherous Emotional Thaw

It happens much the same way – the transition from winter to spring, that certain smell in the night air, the warmth on the night wind, the heart-rending churning of emotional mayhem that the arrival of the season of birth invariably brings. To that end, no one embodies such dramatic angst better than Madonna. Underneath all the hype and hoopla, the sexiness and showbiz pizzazz, I always sensed the wounded hurt of a lonely heart. It takes one to know one. In the span of the few minutes of a song, she could zone in on the basic longing and yearning for love that most of us have come to know and want at some point.

It’s there in the watery brilliance of the ‘Ray of Light‘ album. From the first (and deepest) cut ‘Drowned World/Substitute for Love‘, to the brutal memory-tripping of ‘Little Star‘ and ‘To Have and Not To Hold‘ – and the farewell implicit in ‘The Power of Good-Bye‘ it rings of loss and hope.

It’s there on the cusp of adolescence, in the tender final days of boyhood innocence, in the desperate want of ‘Crazy For You.’

It’s there in the eclipse-crescents of shadows beneath the leafy boughs hanging over my first year at Brandeis University, and the gentle melancholy of ‘I’ll Remember.’

It’s there in the beautiful brutality and spiritual transcendence of ‘Like A Prayer.’

And it’s there in the mysterious dim beauty of the ‘X-Static Process‘ of love.

The ache of the coming spring. The death of another winter. The power of a pop song.

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Captain Chris, Shirtless American Hero

In preparation for the upcoming ‘Captain America: The Winter Festival Soldier’, I’ve been advised by my accompaniment Skip to see the first film – ‘Captain America: The First Avenger.’ Both star the gentleman seen to such fine effect here: Chris Evans. He’s been featured a number of times in these parts, mostly due to his penchant for shirtless scenes and photo shoots (a happy custom that became so common that his publicist or manager started to shut them down – BOO!) He can be seen in action pulling down his pants in one of the greatest GIFs ever here, or in shirtless stills here, or naked butt for a towel here.

At any rate, here are a few taken before the shirtless embargo.

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Ring Around the Rosary

The rope of beads wound around my grandmother’s wrinkled hand, while the cross swung with the gentle rocking of her chair. She worried each one between her fingers as she said each prayer, then moved on to the next. It seemed an endless chain of recitation to my childish mind, but I assumed it was another adult mystery that would be revealed in time. I didn’t know that there was no answer for this, no magic moment that suddenly made sense of faith and religion. Instead, I did my best to believe, even if the drudgery of saying an entire rosary was beyond my comprehension or capability.

The ritual seemed to calm her. Maybe that was how it worked. It was a form of meditation, and, when you get right down to it, what else is prayer at its most basic essence? The words eventually ran into one another, the meaning but gleaned, and by that point it was simply a matter of a mantra, a chant, a rhythm of speech, a cadence of sounds. The calm and soothing drone of a river of words ~ whispered prayers ~ and an outwardly peaceful disposition belying a raging heart.

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The Man in the Mirror

I’m gonna make a change for once in my life
It’s gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference, gonna make it right
As I turned up the collar on my favorite winter coat, this wind is blowing my mind
I see the kids in the street with not enough to eat,
Who am I to be blind, pretending not to see their needs?

A good song will withstand any number of renditions – a great one can become something so much more when given a treatment like this. Listen to Michael Henry and Justin Robinett lift Michael’s Jackson’s classic ‘Man in the Mirror’ to an even higher plane. Minus production pyrotechnics, special effects, or fancy costumes or choreography, these gentlemen sell the song from a simpler place of musical purity, from the very origin of its message. 

This song reminds me of the very end of winter and the start of spring – in other words, this very time of the year, when dirty snow and roads are just giving way to cleansing rains and warmer days.

I’m starting with the man in the mirror
I’m asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and make a change.

Back in 1988, I wasn’t anywhere close to becoming a man – some days I still wonder – but I took this song’s message to heart. Granted, it was at key and selective moments, and it would take years before any real sense of love for my fellow human beings was born, and some days it’s still difficult to access that. You see, you have to start with yourself first, and that’s always been the hardest part.

I’ve been a victim of a selfish kind of love
It’s time that I realized
That there are some with no home, not a nickel to loan
Could it be really me pretending that they’re not all alone?
A willow deeply scarred
Somebody’s broken heart
And a washed out dream…
They follow the path of the wind you see
Cause they’ve got no place to be that’s why I’m starting with me.

At the end of every winter, when I was typically at my darkest, mood-wise, I would revisit this song, trying to remember what was really important, trying to do something that mattered, something that was bigger than my small self. As the years passed, it grew in resonance, as I grew up. In ways, I would need to become more selfish before I learned what it was to be generous, I’d have to become mean and cruel before I could become kind. Throughout it all, though, this song put me back on track whenever I stopped to truly listen to it.

Set-backs came at regular intervals, as they do in anyone’s life, and there were moments when I was battered, bruised, and not believed. That was difficult to accept. And when you live as bluntly and honestly as I do, you tend to get a reputation for being cutting and cruel when it’s not always warranted. It’s hard to pull yourself out of that pigeonhole – well, that’s not accurate – it’s hard for others not to see you in that pigeonhole – I never had a problem moving on to a better place. Others usually had a problem seeing me move on, because it was easier for them to keep me trapped like that, to believe that I could not be capable of growth or compassion or even love.

I’m starting with the man in the mirror
I’m asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and make a change.

There’s no way I’m anywhere near finishing this work. I’m not even close to being the good person I most wish I could be – that kind and caring and generous and non-judgmental guy that on my best days I only barely approach. But slowly, I’m getting closer. And on the day that I get there, I am certain that I’ll still not be satisfied, which is as it should be. Several words appear as goals now:

Grace. Serenity. Transcendence. Freedom.

I need not mention Truth, for that has always been on my side, an integral part of my world, as problematic as it might be for some to handle. I need not mention Loyalty either.

You can say a great many things about me – many unflattering and unkind things that may be accurate – but you cannot claim the least bit of a lack of self-awareness. I am the most honest, the most harsh, and the most glaringly unforgiving with myself. You can never be as honest with me as I have been with myself. That’s not self-delusional, and it’s not self-denial. I know the man in the mirror. I know he has to change. And I know he can.

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Jeans & T-shirt

No one’s ever going to believe that I’m a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy, so I won’t even pretend to peddle that bullshit here. I’ll never be that guy. I’ll never be that simple, that casual, that easy-going – it’s just not in my make-up. There are too many facets and angles to this frustratingly-complex mess. But every now and then it’s good to strip it all down, so to speak, and indulge in the basics. There are far fewer components to worry about in an outfit like this – no worries of mismatched ties or faulty sock decisions, no striped suit patterns possibly clashing with checkered shirt options. It is the default uniform of the current generation – and given the growing propensity younger people seem to have for sweatpants and other atrocities, a good pair of denim jeans is indeed a dress-up outfit when paired with a smart sport coat, shirt, and tie.

As for its ubiquitous nature, there’s no getting around that. I could deal with a little more blending into mainstream society anyway, so this affords a nice change of pace. As the musical Norma Desmond once sang, “I can play any role.”

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A Perfect Pancake

This sort of pancake can’t be baked with Bisquick. It’s a Vietnamese pancake (Bánh Xèo’) and I had it at Phở Basil in Boston recently.

While I’m not usually a big fan of food that must be eaten with fingers (Ethiopian cuisine being an enjoyable exception) this one wasn’t that unmanageable. Eventually, I broke down and made use of the provided utensils, but until those lettuce leaves were done, I did my best.

As for the phở pictured below, I need to do a proper solo post, but I’m not quite up for it just yet. Some things merit more work than I can muster at the moment. It will come, however, because phở is what got me through this winter.

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A Little Green Monster

At the time of this writing, Boston is under threat of a winter storm walloping (it will likely have already arrived by the time this gets posted), so I must admit to being glad of not being there right now. Just a few short days ago I captured this promising bush in bud in the Boston Public Garden, where witch hazel was also on the verge of blooming, the willows were gaining in their chartreuse color, and the pond was being worked on for its near-future filling. It was a scene of possibility, the earliest peek at the spring to come, and it made me happy to see. There are good memories in that Garden.

As for our own gardens, they are still mostly buried in snow – lots and lots of dirty snow. I made the first pass through the backyard yesterday, when a pair of cardinals was calling out to me. Loads of bunny droppings were scattered generously throughout the space, a boon to the soil, I hope – but the ground remained frozen. Not one sign of snowdrops or Scilla, or even the tattered foliage of the Lenten rose. It’s late arriving, but spring is assuredly on the way. It has to be.

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Afternoon Sunlight Delight

As the sun sets, and the afternoon advances, the bedroom changes. A stirring beneath the duvet, a flickering of dust in the slanting sunlight, a reluctant sigh. The luxury of an hour or so beneath the sun should not be so quickly dismissed. It can feed the soul, and match more complicated and costly methods of calm. Now that the days are growing longer, there are more opportunities to find such pockets of tranquility.

Having had a day job for most of my adult life, I never take such moments for granted. Beauty like this gets me through the day. The memory of it sustains until a new memory can be made. It is the promise of possibility.

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Year of the Woody

While I’m tentatively putting out feelers for a new car (apparently the one I’ve had for over a decade is on its last legs – the CD player just burned out, the rust is spreading, and weird lights blink on and off whenever I drive it now) – Andy is talking about old cars on the radio. He recently made an appearance on HomoRadio to discuss the 50th anniversary of the Mustang, and other car-related topics. Since it means so much to him, this may be the year I muster up the courage to get into the Woody and allow him to take me for a spin. (And it’s already been requested as a Pride Parade vehicle by one of my favorite drag queens.)

In the meantime, I’m listening and heeding his advice on looking into new cars. My heart is set on an Ice Blue Mini-Cooper, but that looks increasingly difficult to find. If you know me, though, you know that won’t much matter. The heart wants what it wants, and there’s very little to be done in the way of changing that.

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British Bums: Cohen, Daley, & Judd

While the cock may have gotten a bit of notice lately, this site has always been about the butt. More specifically, the British bum, those across-the-pond glory-holes of Ben Cohen, Tom Daley, and Harry Judd – each of whom has been featured here before. Sometimes Mondays demand a more leisurely entry, like through the back-end.

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Blue Skies in Boston

Typically I post a recap in this time slot, something whereby those who had better things to do than check this site every day might have another chance to witness what has already passed. Given this gigantic winter recap from yesterday, it’s definitely too soon to do another. I will, however point out a couple of posts that weren’t quite done when that big recap was written.

The first is this epic Madonna Timeline: ‘Like A Prayer.’ I tried to take you there.

And the second is this review of the amazing production of ‘Gypsy, A Musical Fable’ currently showing off at the Capital Repertory Theatre.

Both are wordy and verbose enough to quell the man-candy complaints (not that there have ever been complaints against the men – just my exploitation of them.)

Seeing as how I spent the weekend in Boston, and a pretty quiet and peaceful one at that, I’m taking it easy this week, blog-wise. As the seasons turn, my attention will turn elsewhere as well, and that path leads outside, and away from the laptop. The winter has bound us long enough.

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We Want the Punk

Maybe the world is blind, or just a little unkind – don’t know…
Seems you can’t be sure of anything anymore – although…
You may be lonely and then one day you’re smiling again
Every time I turn around….

It came on, if faltering memory serves, early on a Sunday night – 7 PM I believe – that dreaded do-or-die time for homework left all weekend (and who didn’t leave homework all weekend?) My brother and I would sit in the family room and watch it, pretending that we didn’t like it, but glued to the set week after week. Maybe we only watched it for the theme song – so many television shows of my childhood only mattered for their theme songs – or maybe we did it for something more. The point is, we sat there watching ‘Punky Brewster’ and witnessing Soleil Moon-Frye strut herself before she went and grew big boobs, trying to draw out the last bit of Sunday for as long as we could, holding onto the weekend in an always-losing effort.

Sometimes I still feel that way, remembering the sad moping that accompanied Sunday nights during the school year. The dull dread of another Monday, the mental tussle of whether it would be better to go to sleep and forget about it, or try to stay up because once you went to sleep it would be Monday the next waking moment. The little worries of a kid don’t always dissipate as an adult; they usually get a lot worse.

But for this Sunday night, I’m relatively calm, bemused by this song, tickled by this video, and made happy by this memory.

(PS – Did you know that Punky’s real name was ‘Penelope’? I just found that out tonight. It changes everything. I once had an octopus named Penelope… She was a gift.)

What’s gonna be?
Just we’ll just wait and see.
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Cock In A Sock… Part 1?

A racy campaign to raise awareness of testicular cancer was recently put on by Cancer Research UK, in which men pose with a sock on their – you guess it – cock, and then post the picture to Instagram or FaceBook or wherever.  Of course I’m in favor of this sort of dissemination of information. Knowledge is power. (And barely-clothed penises are perfection.) Whatever your thoughts are on the publicity-garnering, the topic is one that merits attention, and if you are so inclined, donations to cancer research and treatment programs are never a bad thing. As for me, several people have weighed in on my cock-shot – some for it, some opposed to it. Hence the question mark of this post: I haven’t made up my mind yet. The big challenge is how to keep a cock-in-a-sock shot classy… but you know I love a challenge. So stay tuned – and in the meantime, check out these dicks. (My fave has to be Ronnie Kroell, who is no stranger to sexy fun in the name of a good cause.)

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A Winter Recap for A Sunday Morning

A few days ago we turned the seasonal page to spring, something most of us in the Northeast have been impatiently awaiting since, well, winter began. It’s been a tough and frigid one, and I’m sure we’ll get a few more lashes of winter’s whip before the bastard returns to hell, so I write this with that caveat in mind.

It was a winter of unsettled discontent, at least until the kitchen was completed.

It was a winter of our eleventh anniversary. (And I mean you and me.) Oh, and a tenth anniversary as well.

It was a winter of Madonna mini-moments, like her appearance at the Grammys, and some notable Madonna Timeline entries like ‘Impressive Instant‘ and ‘Dress You Up.’

It was a winter of Boston memories, here and here.

It was a winter in which we got a whiff of Matthew Camp.

It was a winter of stupid idiocy.

It was a winter of Mary Poppins.

It was a winter of Ben Cohen’s balls.

It was a winter of shirtless selfies.

It was a winter of the Missing Finger.

It was a winter of stunning Hunks like Trevor Adams, Derek Allen Watson, Grady Sizemore, David Agbodji, Stuart Reardon, Mark Wright, and a naked Jake Gyllenhaal.

It was a winter to be brave, can we be brave?

It was a winter to bare my butt. (More than once.) Even if these butts were better.

It was a winter of Chris Salvatore’s underwear. Not to be outdone, Todd Sanfield’s underwear too.

It was a winter to put the new kitchen to the test, for comfort, for smoothies, for chicken.

It was a winter of The Gay Soiree (and this flashy/trashy outfit.)

It was a winter of even more naked male celebrities and models, like the ones in this gratuitous post, and more specifically Alex Pettyfer, Lucien Laviscount, Greg Rutherford, Ryan Carnes, Henry Cavill, (Greg Rutherford again because once is never enough) and, drum roll please, Tom Daley’s naked ass. (But not David Beckham.)

It was a winter of Dan & Tom.

It was a winter of family fun.

It was a winter of Olympic shirtless glory.

It was a winter in which the curtain went up on this fantastic production of ‘Gypsy.’

It was a winter of Erotica.

It was a winter of red-hot gingers.

It was a winter of Buttery scones.

It was a winter of rose quartz.

Finally, it was a winter in which the haze started to lift.

And yes, even more nude male celebrities, like Marco Dapper,  Nigel Barker, Daniel Radcliffe, another butt-baring set by Jake Gyllenhaal, and a naked Dan Osborne. And again.

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The Purgatorial Bed

The night is not quite ready to give way to the break of day. A purgatorial holding pattern of a stubborn yet dying winter leaves me restless in the bed. I want to get out, but it’s still so warm and cozy here. There is not yet enough incentive to rouse myself to shower. I’ll pull a bathrobe over myself soon, and trudge wearily out to start a pot of tea, but for now I linger in the soft folds of Marimekko.

I may stay here all day.

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