The Art of Debris: Take Two

This is a companion piece to a previous post that espoused the hidden objets d’art that can be found on the street. I wasn’t planning on following up with a similar post so soon, but when you see a razor entwined in a chain-link fence, you stop and take notice. Or, in this case, you take a photograph.

The stories one could spin about this have no limit. The first one my mind entertained was a girl bringing this razor to school for a friend who was going to shave her legs for the first time, and trying to hide that fact from her mother. Strange that that should be the first possibility that comes to mind, over a boy who might be shaving his face for the first time, but I suppose relating to girls has always been my province.

Some cheap purses belong on the street. I’m hoping that the person to whom this once belonged suddenly came to his or her senses, threw it down in a fit of sudden fashion-sense, and never looked back. More people with bad accessories should be so bold.

Finally, this dirty yet shiny lollipop spoke to me in a David Lynchian whisper. It wasn’t quite a severed ear, or the blue-tinged body of Laura Palmer, but it carried its own eerie mysteries.

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Cheerio

The main thing I’ve always wondered about the raising of children is this: what’s with all the fucking Cheerios?

Having had more experience with my niece and nephew in recent years, however, along with the explanations of helpful friends who are now parents themselves, it seems that Cheerios are an ideal snack: not too heavy on sugar, not too messy (though kids will find a way to pulverize anything and make a disaster area), and convenient enough to stuff into any plastic baggie. (Yes, I just wrote the word ‘baggie’ for perhaps the first time in my life.)

Personally, though, I like the Cheerios were utilized in these home-made bird-feeders, seen around the corner from my place in Boston. Ingeniously constructed by some geometrically-shaped pipe cleaners, this looks to be the work of the day-care on Columbus Avenue.

I have no idea if the birds actually like Cheerios, or if such processed food is all that healthy for them, but the sentiment is pure, and the design is simple yet effective.

I’d employ the technique and give these a whirl in my own backyard, but it’s more than likely that the squirrels would get to them first, then go around wearing pipe-cleaner necklaces and mocking me from afar. I get enough abuse without giving them additional cause for ridicule.

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Olives & Grace: Or, A Little Glimpse of Heaven on Pembroke

The sign on Tremont alerts passers-by to something special down Pembroke Street. A couple doors down, the windows of the store-front offer tantalizing glimpses of overflowing gift baskets in various states of filling, and all sorts of mouth-watering objects. This is the world of Olives & Grace {A Curtsy to the Makers} ~  a small artisan shop that sells a variety of goods, from the culinary to the pretty, and everything in between. The first thing that catches my eyes is a tall, colorful stack of cooking salts – everything from an elusive Fennel Thyme Salt (for which I’d been searching over the past several months) to an Aleppo Chile Salt. A bottle of Honey Chamomile Bitters is ripe for winter cocktailing, and containers of tea and cocoa stand ready to banish what remains of the frigid season.

Not limited to the savory, there are an equal number of scintillating sweets, including a stack of flavored sugars to rival the stack of salts. Chocolates of all sorts, honey, and several interesting syrups – along with canisters of cocoa – mean that  there is something for every sweet tooth as well.

There are non-edibles that are meant to be worn and seen, such as some intricate metallic jewelry for the ladies or a few softly-hued pocket squares for the gentlemen. Everything is carefully crafted with pristine care, the time and effort apparent in each stitch of fabric, every curve of metal.

The emphasis is on what is local, ensuring a continually rotating stock of specialty items, worthy of frequent stops and regular browsing. While the unique stock alone is worth the stop, it’s the customer service that stands above and beyond any mainstream chain, and Olives & Grace boasts some of the friendliest and most helpful staff in the South End (which is saying something substantial.) I only wanted one of the salt blends (a chicken recipe has been calling for fennel salt for a while now), so the woman helping me looked up the supplier online, and saw that it was available in a fennel version. She wrote the name on a card, in case I wanted to order it on my own. That’s what keeps a business in good standing, and the customers coming back for more.

Olives & Grace is right off Tremont, at 81 Pembroke Street. 

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The Heart of an Artist, And A Friend

He was, at first, the friendly guy who worked at the Dunkin Donuts in downtown Albany. Known to many of us downtown workers, he was perhaps best-recognized for his boisterous and infectious laugh – a bright, booming, glorious laugh – often accompanied by a slight throw-back of his head. It was one of those laughs that could veer from an insinuating chuckle to a full-blown guffaw, transforming into a lilting, musical peel or a gentle re-assuring cadence of bonhomie and grace. As a lonely worker in a new job, I found solace in that laugh, even if I didn’t frequent Dunkin Donuts on a regular basis.

I didn’t know who that mirthful creature was until a couple of years later, when I walked up the stairs to the Romaine Brooks Gallery of the Capital Pride Center, just off of Lark Street, and he stood there towering over all of us with a box of doughnuts, and a magnificent painting he had done of his work-place. This was the artist Kevin Bruce. Freed from behind the doughnut counter, he was even more grand than the larger-than-life person I had only watched from afar.

This was Mr. Bruce in his element – out and about at a gallery, hosting a solo exhibition of his paintings, and putting on a show as only he could. The box of colorfully-frosted doughnuts echoed the painting of people from the doughnut shop. It was quintessential Kevin Bruce – eye-popping and saturated with color and movement, shot through with humor, wit, and whimsy, and brimming with life, love, and a respectful nod toward community. Looking at that painting, one felt a little better about the world. Happier. Giddier. And more hopeful.

It was indicative of much of his work. Some artists have the enviable ability to perfectly translate their own exuberance for life into their work. You can tell instantly who did it, because it speaks in such a unique voice it could come from no one else. In Kevin’s case it comes across as a gregarious passion for the human condition. While there is humor and camp in much of his work, there are other elements as well. A sense of cunning and playfulness balances an edge of sexy naughtiness. More contemplative pieces feature somber pathos or the exploration of simpler, quieter moments. His body of work runs the gamut from laugh-out-loud hilarious to tear-inducing, thought-provoking reflection. It was this latter aspect that informed the piece I purchased a couple of years ago, seen here.

At the time, I was managing the Romaine Brooks Gallery, and wanted Kevin to do another solo show. He mentioned he’d be interested, and soon set about to cultivating a collection for which he’d recently been inspired. It would have a sexy harlequin theme – artistically fertile ground and perfectly suited to his style. It was as fantastic as most of us expected – a gorgeously-executed exhibition that expounded upon a familiar theme, yet turned it gleefully on its head a number of times. A few of the pieces were created in honor of those gallery managers who had come before me (of which Mr. Bruce was one of the first.) He managed to work our names into those pieces in whimsical ways, fitting into the harlequin theme of the show. On mine, a stack of blocks spelled out my last name, while a small jester sat on a pile of books. The figure is pensive and solitary, looking off to the side. Below, a ball emblazoned with a striking yellow star steals most of the focus. It is a bright spot in a dimmer, brick-backed microcosm, and marked the first piece of Mr. Bruce’s that I purchased.

I finally found the perfect space for it in the Boston condo last week. I’m guessing I’m not the first person to have Kevin Bruce in my bedroom, but I may just be the most excited.

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A Shirtless Siesta

This country needs to bring back the siesta, that break in the early afternoon where you nap or replenish your energy for another stretch of work. American wisdom is that it would zap the day, and make anything that follows a wash. There’s wisdom in that analysis, I suppose. (I’ll regale you with stories of lunch siestas during my John Hancock stint another day. Let’s just say that they were fun, and leave it at that.)

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I Love Bois

The tricky transition from February into March has traditionally been difficult to navigate as far as fragrance goes. It’s still winter, but I’m dying to break into something lighter, so the scents that worked in the fall don’t fare as well now. The heavier ones that saw us through the holidays and early winter (‘Amber Absolute,’ ‘Japon Noir’ and ‘Santal Blush’) are simply too much. We are almost, but not quite, into the early spring forest of ‘Oud Wood’ and I confess I’ve already spritzed some because I just couldn’t wait. Yet before that we have ‘Bois Marocain’. The latest addition to my Private Blend Collection, it forms the perfect bridge from the weightier winter musks to a less oppressive olfactory experience, and would also work well in fall.

Because the Private Blends are made from essential oils, many are perfectly suited to mixing and matching – something that should rarely be done with most colognes, even by the most experienced hands. In this instance, given its woody, cedar base, I like to pair ‘Bois Marocain’ with the aforementioned ‘Oud Wood’. Both have aspects that blend nicely together. Mr. Ford seems to be on an Oud overload of late, but I happen to love it, and I still want to more fully explore ‘Oud Fleur’ and ‘Tobacco Oud’.

While I’m looking forward to the new ‘London’ Private Blend, I’ve also heard whispers that there are other things to do with Tom Ford coming down the line. Now that is something that takes away the most trying of winter blahs.

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Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

In a world full of ‘No’s and ‘Do Not’s, sometimes there’s only one thing to say: ‘Yes.’

Someone once wrote that the most pleasing word in the English language was ‘yes’ and I think there’s some validity to that. Especially when bombarded with signs telling us otherwise.

It turns out that while hearing ‘yes’ may be most pleasing, saying ‘no’ seems to be much easier.

The proof is in the writing on the wall.

Everybody says don’t…

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Carving a Niche in the South End

The little gift shops along Tremont Street have always charmed me, with their friendly owners, local focus, and unique selections. This is Niche – a captivating space that is the perfect antidote for these last stubborn days of winter. I’d been passing this for a while, always putting off stepping inside for one reason or another, but having been beat down by a chilly wind recently, I ducked into the shop and felt not only instantly warmer, but calmer as well.

Tiny plantings of baby’s tears and slow-growing succulents peeked out of fanciful ceramic planters. Riotously-colored bracts of bromeliads sprayed outward in radial formation, star-bursts of red and yellow surrounding the spot where the real, unassuming flower would appear. The beautifully-gnarled forms of tillandsia sat perched above beds of stones and water – the powerful collusion of elements allowing for life and loveliness.

In a city like Boston, where space is of the essence and apartments and condos can be on the small side, this is a clever way of managing to have a garden in the tiniest of rooms. Hanging in one of the whimsical ceramic tear-drops, or set upon a windowsill in a simple planter, there is likely room for some of these beauties in everyone’s place.

This would have been one of my favorite stores as a kid. The plants, the design, the child-like scale of it all – I would have been enthralled by every item. As it was, I remained fascinated, poring over the combinations of plants, examining the curves of the vases, studying the lime green hues of the mosses. A playground for plant-lovers and design-aficionados alike.

Gorgeousness filled every corner and crevice here, from the open-palmed variations of the prayer plant (which gets its name from the habit of folding up its leaves at night, as if in prayer) to the spiny architectural spikes of a variegated haworthia, waiting to send up a towering flower spike when conditions are right.

Hope is too often such a small thing, so easily looked over or forgotten. These little treasures remind me of that. They remind me to look. To pause. To remember. In the smallest of stuff, there may be found an infinite universe.

Niche is located at 619 Tremont Street in the South End of Boston. 

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New Jake Gyllenhaal Naked Pics

If it feels like we just featured Jake Gyllenhaal naked on this site, you are not losing your marbles. But when new photos of a nude Jake Gyllenhaal make the internet rounds, it’s my duty to feature his naked ass again. The hair is decidedly questionable – what’s with all the Jesus manes of late? – and the body is less-toned than some of us are accustomed, but I can’t fault him for that. (God knows my tummy has seen slimmer days.) Anyway, here’s nakey Jakey…

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Colder Than a Witch’s Tit? Not For Long…

Further signs of spring were to be seen in the Southwest Corridor Park this past weekend, where a stand of red witch hazel bloomed crimson against an azure sky. I’m accustomed to seeing the common yellow version, a cheery pre-cursor to the more vulgar and sprawling forsythia, so when I happened upon this red variation a year ago I made a mental note to find it again this season.

That used to be how I marked driving directions: take a right at the clump of blue lupines, bear left before the trio of dogwoods, if you see a swath of Echinacea you’ve gone too far. I still mark my way around the Boston Public Garden by the demarcation of plants – the entrance by the double-file viburnum, the bench beneath the metasequoia, or the corner covered in Scilla siberica. It’s much more fun than Google maps.

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It Will Come

This past weekend in Boston began the slow march to spring. It’s going to take some time – there is still so much snow – but as these photos attest, hope is in the air, and poking through the ground. There’s a familiar thrill when the first daffodils and tulips begin tentatively telescoping from the earth, scoping out whether it’s really safe to fully rise. These are dangerous times, and they sense that. There is still the likely possibility that a snowstorm with dump a foot of crushing ice crystals on top of them, leaving tattered tips, if not killing them outright.

Yet this year I can’t blame the tender shoots for being so ready to emerge. It’s been a difficult winter, and many of us are similarly anxious to let it go. Even with whispers of another impending storm on the horizon, I still wouldn’t draw back and hesitate now.

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Build Me Up, Buttery

It is, perhaps, the South End Buttery that I am missing most upon returning from Boston ~ particularly this banana-chocolate mini-loaf that I had for breakfast yesterday. Chocolate just makes everything a little bit better. (So I had to get the orange-chocolate scone as well.) Looking out over Clarendon (where we almost bought a home two decades ago) I spent an uncharacteristically-leisurely Sunday morning, holding off on departing until John Fluevog opened his doors. But more on that in a later post… for now I just want to re-inhabit the memory of this tasty treat.

Bananas in anything outside of a banana peel were an acquired taste for me. I remember one sleep-over at a friend’s where his Mom served banana pancakes for breakfast and I literally almost threw up. It seemed so wrong to my childish mind. Today I would kill for someone to make banana pancakes for me. The same is true of banana bread. As a kid I wouldn’t touch it. Now no loaf is safe if I’m within striking distance. If there’s chocolate in it, well, my jaw has unhinged for far less in the past.

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Another Naked Olympian

Louis Smith has already been featured as a naked Hunk of the Day, but here’s a bonus post for those who didn’t get enough that first time around. (As if there was such a thing as enough male nudity.) As you may know, naked Olympians are nothing new here, and there’s always room for new shots. As for Mr. Smith, I can’t imagine the dismount that followed that last photo…

 

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Marching Forward: A Recap

The first full week of March now complete, we still seem to be stuck in the lion stages. Wake me when the lamb arrives for slaughter because I have had it with this winter. Sick of the cold and the snow and wind. Sick of the salty dirty streets. Sick of it all. But if we can get through this intact, there’s no telling how high we’ll soar come the summer. So much for an almost-spring pep talk. There’s a reason I’m not a motivational speaker. Onto last week’s recap.

Reflections of Boston came in the front and the back.

And Then He Kissed Me. By The Crystals.

You flush it, I flaunt it.

I flaunted my underwear too, but only because it matched the flowers.

Then I took my underwear off.

The Hot Hunks of the Day were out in full-force despite the frigid temps, thanks to underwear guru Todd Sanfield, hot male model Mike Stalker,  a very hairy grown-up Harry Potter – Daniel Radcliffe, a super-pumped-up Henry Cavill, an Oscar-winning and shirtless Jared Leto, a ball-handling Robbie Rogers, and the almost-naked crooning of Enrique Iglesias.

Flower power.

Another showdown at Starbucks.

Last but most certainly not least, the hottest ass post this site may have ever seen. Back it up, back it in.

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A Boston Test

Making use of the free wifi at Copley Place, I’m testing out whether this blog can be done by satellite, so bear with me if the format is slightly screwy or the usual perfection is in short supply. At the time of this writing I’m still in Boston. It’s a sunny but brisk Sunday morning, and the sky is a very deep and brilliant blue. I’m patiently awaiting the noon opening of retail stores – particularly John Fluevog, which has a pair of wingtips that caught my eye in the ‘Improper Bostonian.’

While I’m not exactly in need of new shoes, I’ve been saving a bit of money, and it may be time for a little reward. I did splurge on a scarf earlier, and a silk pocket square, but I put back an Armani coat (even though it was half off!) and declined a leather Coach tote that screamed my name. More difficult was saying no to a new Tom Ford Private Blend – ‘Oud Fleur’ – and a long line of Byredo Parfums at Barneys. Yet somehow I did it. That’s will power.

This concludes my test of the blog’s satellite capability. I’ll attempt to put up a Boston pic to see how that works, or doesn’t work, but for the most part it seems to be possible. This is a very good sign.

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