When the After is Better than the Sex

Review: Cigarettes After Sex at Paradise Rock Club, Boston, MA – April 6, 2018

Outside, a cold almost-rainy night kept spring at bay. The tattered body of that season which refused to return hung like a shredded shroud gently waving in the wind. Into this evening, a smoky stage coalesced as the quartet that comprises Cigarettes After Sex sent a melancholy musical missive into the air, and the sold-out crowd at Paradise Rock Club embraced the group for the only Boston stop on their current tour.

Drummer Jacob Tomsky was good enough to say a quick hello before the show started, and as he pointed to the place where the microphone stood he said, “Watch that space. It’s brilliant what he does,” and he was absolutely correct. Greg Gonzalez, the quietly-intense lead singer and founder of the band, exudes a Zen-like calm, then holds the audience completely rapt from the first words he gently coos. His vocals can sound deceptively female, and Gonzalez himself has cited Julee Cruise and Connie Francis as singers whose sound he has occasionally emulated. The band as a whole betrays an almost-shy stage presence, putting the music first, letting the melodies and the lyrics speak and act out the emotional stage-craft that seduces the soul and bruises the heart.

Early in the set they showcased their 2015 cover of ‘Keep On Loving You’ giving the REO Speedwagon hit a transformative and almost unrecognizable reinvention, allowing its plaintive promises to come into crystalline focus. The rest of the evening consisted mostly of songs from their wondrous 2017 eponymous album, and that’s precisely what this crowd wanted from them.

The juxtaposition of the sweet melodies and acrid lyrics of ‘Young & Dumb’ read more powerfully in person, the words given delicate treatment in the tender delivery of Gonzalez. He holds them with such precision you almost forget the bite of a gloriously seething senorita known as the ‘patron saint of sucking cock.’

Keeping time in super-human metronomic fashion was Tomsky, who managed to take the sparse beats of a gorgeous song like ‘Opera House’ and propel it forward just as he teased and kept pulling back, lending a tension that perfectly rendered the brittle and earnest lyrics: “If I abandoned love I’d be a man without dreams/ I’d rather be out there staring death right between its eyes now.”

By the end of the evening, as Gonzalez moves across the stage for perhaps only the third or fourth time, they have conjured an amorphous phantom of a character with their haunting music. More than a mood – though moods are important – and more than a feeling, this is meditative music, the spare lyrics providing a poetic panoply of ambivalence, desire, bitterness, longing, and, yes, love.

An exquisite finale of the fan-favorite ‘Apocalypse’ had many singing along, and we demanded an encore. They obliged, bringing a rare set of brief smiles across the band as they returned. Gonzalez’s delicate voice caresses ‘Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby’ ~ “When we’re laughing in the microphone and singing/ With our sunglasses on to our favorite songs” and he brings the room into one. Together, we sway in the dark, and I’m reminded of the transcendent experience that some bands can craft with a cohesive set-list, a transfixing focus and four musicians on top of their game.

The mesmerizing performance enthralled the audience, casting its spell with the lush melodic grooves of dreamy pop effectively staged with an economical use of lighting and shadows that mirrored the hide-and-seek emotions of the music. It revealed as it concealed, the way many of the lyrics could be read as genuine, earnest love or double-edged razor-sharp derision.

As quickly and unobtrusively as they arrived, they were gone, dissipating like the most fragile of smoke rings, but what they left behind – a mood, an evocation, a magical moment – kept haunting those of us lucky enough to have listened.

Shows are selling out quickly all over the world, so check out their schedule and get your tickets before they’re gone.  (Last US performance is May 1 in Phoenix, Arizona before they head to Europe.)

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Melting into a pool of crappy service

This is not about the food at the Melting Pot in Albany, NY. I tried that a few years ago and the overpriced under-servings were not worth their own write-up. But when service and attitude are in such poor form when I stopped by for a drink the other night, it merits a moment of mention. I stopped in for a cocktail after the bar scene at the Standard was too crowded; the bar at the Melting Pot was happily empty, and only two tables next to the bar were occupied. As I sat down, the bartender was coming around the corner and dismissively said she’d be back in a minute. After a few minutes she returned and asked what I wanted.

“Do you have Campari?” I inquired, contemplating a negroni.

“No,” came the quick and curt reply.

“Ok, how about a Hendrick’s martini, very dry, with a twist?”

She gave a nod and began measuring out the gin. When she began measuring the vermouth, I already saw that it was too much for a very dry martini. I repeated that I wanted it very dry and that was too much.

“Well an ounce is standard and I was pouring half an ounce,” she said with a discernible attitude. (Listen, I know attitude. I can give it, I get it, and I know it well. She had an attitude.) One can go two routes at such a point: give it back or diffuse. Feeling generous, I attempted the latter. Trying to engage and get her to smile, I said I really wanted just a drop or two. She hadn’t yet poured the vermouth into the shaker, but she dumped out both in the sink and said she could start again. I didn’t know why she wasted all that perfectly good gin, but that’s the Melting Pot’s issue, not mine, even if I hate to see decent gin wasted in such an unnecessary and flagrant manner.

She started again and slammed a fistful of ice into the shaker, some of which overshot and spilled right in front of me. No apology, no acknowledgment, no oops whatsoever, just stone-cold attitude. Not a big deal, but the ice would remain there until it melted.

Here’s the thing: I know people have bad days. I’ve had them. We’ve all had them. But in the service industry you learn to at least make an effort to mask it or treat people decently. This young woman just didn’t care. She was in a bad mood and she was not having anything. Not even simple human decency. That’s what was disappointing.

She placed a dirty martini glass on a napkin in front of me and poured the drink. It looked like a bit of dried pimento was stuck to the base (see accompanying photo) but she remembered the twist and plopped it into the drink. I didn’t bother asking for a new one because at that point it might well have sent her over the edge. She soon went back to eating a plate of pretzels and dipping them in a sauce assembled on the back of the bar, which happened to be right in front of me. Pet peeve: bartenders who eat at the bar while they’re working.

Another guy sat down at the bar and apparently was a friend of hers, as she picked up a bottle of beer and put it in front of him without being asked. “I’ve only been here one hour and everybody has already pissed me off,” she explained to him. At least it wasn’t personal.

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Scarlet Bathing

A flash of red swooped down into the dirty covered pool of early spring. Reflected in the dark water, his red feathers reflected the glorious afternoon sun – all too scant and fleeting this year. Perched on the edge of the pool, he walked in jerky spurts of motion before dipping down into the water and taking a quick bath. (It made for difficulty in finding focus, but the color is unmistakable.)

While the return of the robins is more indicative of spring’s arrival, this little show of upkeep from the cardinal was a happy scene to witness too. Cardinals hold a special place in our hearts, no matter what the season. Watching this one splash about, dunking his head quickly under the water and shaking it off, made me smile. Soon, the pool will be open. Spring will unfurl its sweet splendor. The earth will come back to life in shades of chartreuse – the perfect backdrop for a red bird.

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Saratoga Date Night

It’s getting more and more rare to have a date night with Andy, as we are usually with a few other people when going out for dinner, but every once in a while we get to enjoy the company of ourselves as we did a couple of weeks ago in Saratoga. I’d gotten us tickets to a show, but we carved out some time beforehand for shopping and dinner and cocktails. Saratoga is somehow more quaint in the off-season, when there are no lines or waits, but ample parking.

We started at one end of Broadway and worked our way through the shops. I found some basil oil and fennel salt; Andy found some healing crystals. The day was crisp, but there was always another store into which we could briefly enter and warm our hands and feet. We need to bring back that almost-tradition of a holiday movie here, something that didn’t happen this past season.

When our shopping was done, we sidled up to the bar at Morrissey’s in the Adelphi Hotel. They knew their way around Andy’s Hemingway daiquiri, coming as close as we’ve gotten to his preferred original at The Hawthorne in Boston. (We’ll stop there for our anniversary next month.) As we relaxed into the afternoon, I looked around the space. A rowdy group of women sat at one end of the bar – they’d clearly been there for a while. Two gentlemen to my left were decked out in suits and finishing a business day. We made room for a couple who stopped in for a drink. I looked behind me and saw a similar scene across the way. A cozy-looking bar mimicked the one we were in, but it somehow looked more inviting. I tried to see if there were more available seats there in the event that we had enough time before dinner.

As I strained my neck to see more of this enticing scene across the hall, I realized it wasn’t a window I was peering through, it was a mirror. The warm and inviting tableaux was the one in which Andy and I were already sitting, enjoying a pre-dinner cocktail and watching the world around us. I needn’t have looked beyond my own seat. A little life-lesson over a Last Word.

Dinner at Salt & Char lived up to its name (but you’ll have to find my TripAdvisor account to read that review in the near future). The night was frigid, even if it was technically spring, but the company kept me warm.

We’ll have to do it again soon.

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Easter Extras

Like the proverbial ‘Easter egg’ treats in the extended versions of certain DVDs, here are a few outtakes from our Easter Sunday with the family. Andy wisely stayed indoors for this portion of the day’s festivities, while I pulled my flimsy coat around me to no avail. The twins didn’t seem to mind. Such is the magic of childhood. One is never cold or hot when the opportunity for play is about.

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On the Hunt for Easter 2018

Family, fun and non-phones dominated this year’s Easter festivities, starting off with an Easter egg hunt through the Ilagan home, which found Emi and Noah bounding through rooms and snatching up eggs behind every pillow, book and vase. As with all things involving the twins, there was a bit of a competition, and even with the promise that they would even out their treasure at the end of it all the morning verged on upset – luckily it passed as quickly as it erupted. (Word of advice for next year: evenly dole out the eggs and put a name on each one. If they find one that doesn’t belong to them they leave it alone and move on. Why is a non-parent like me the one who has to think of these things?)

After that passed, we sat for a lovely early dinner, with ham and yams and all the typical fixings (green beans exotic of course). Emi sat between me and Uncle Andy, where she showed us her iPod (not a phone, seriously) which she had received for her birthday.

Andy and Emi have always had their own secret language. She noticed early on that he was the only person in the family with blue eyes.

She shares his mischievous sense of humor, and was happy to share in a few selfies.

A bit of sun crept into the day, with a glimpse of blue sky. We took the opportunity and stepped outside for a bit, a tradition usually reserved for nicer days, but this would have to do.

As the wind whipped around us, I got the twins to pause briefly and smile for the camera. We’ll do a more extensive posing session when it gets a bit warmer.

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Hope Amid the Debris

Littering the lawns at this time of the year are the remnants of a cruel winter that did its best to dampen our spirits and ruin our yards. It partially succeeded in both, but after all these years in upstate New York it’s going to take more than a long winter to beat us down completely. We are strong. We are resilient. And we are ready to clean up the mess.

While not the most brutal of winters, this last one has taken its time departing, and it had its fair share of nasty storms and cutting winds, hence a large amount of debris and detritus from the trees. Consider it nature’s way of pruning, dangerously done without regard to what’s below. Andy and I live in vague dread of having another tree-top pierce our roof again, but this winter passed without incident. The ground tells another story.

Large boughs litter the brown yard, while pinecones and acorns and leaves lie in a wet, matted mess. Still, there is life here if one has the patience to cull it. Hidden in a pinecone are the seeds to start a new evergreen. Within the capped acorn is a baby oak tree waiting to find sun, water and soil to crack itself open and reach for the sky. Life is messy sometimes. Messy and wonderful and laced with hope in the bleakest of circumstances.

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An Easter Peek

Three of my favorite people in the world populate this brief sneak peek of an Easter recap on the way for this weekend: my niece and nephew who just turned eight years old, and my husband who is a wee bit older. They all had fun on Easter Sunday, even if they’re growing up way too quickly. (All of them.) Come back here tomorrow for the rest of the pics…

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Spring on Broadway

Andy and I are headed to see the new Harry Potter play in a couple of weeks, kicking off a two-part Broadway visit that will conclude with our annual Mother’s Day weekend. That means, in spite of what the outside atmosphere is telling us, spring is decidedly in the air. For this first trip we’ll be staying at the Muse Hotel – a Kimpton property that proves a perfect respite from the bustle of Times Square yet still manages to be conveniently on its doorstep.

I’m in the process of figuring out dining options – Andy is partial to Italian and steak; I just want somewhere pretty. We’ll magically meet in the middle, since magic is what Harry Potter is all about. Speaking of HP, reviews of the London production were stellar when it opened last year, and I’ve heard similar whispers coming from the Broadway previews. Some people might scoff at a two-part play, to which I simply have three words: ‘Angels in America’. While Harry Potter may not be as groundbreaking as that seminal theatrical event (currently revived and astounding all over again), it will surely be as enchanting.

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Put Your Tulips Together And Blow

Though it’s one of my favorite flowers, I do not grow tulips in the garden. The main reason being that they just don’t last. There are supposedly perennial varieties that come back for five or so years, but I want a promise that lasts longer than that. I’ve also heard tales told of singular bulbs coming back for over a decade, but who wants a single flower?

In addition to their sporadic lifespan, they prove delectable treats for all our woodland creatures, and every time I’ve planted them at least half get devoured by whatever squirrels or chipmunks happen to be hungry. I cannot be bothered to do battle with that.

But every year around this time (or a bit later as our schedules seems to be running) I’™ll happen upon a bouquet that forces me to lean in and inhale their spicy floral sweetness. I’ll remember the flower that so captivated me in my childhood, and I’ll smile at the memories that come flooding back.

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The Allure of the Aviation

Behold the Aviation, a beautiful cocktail that garners its amethyst hue from an integral dose of Crème de violette. Do not be fooled by the latter’s dairy-like name – it’s a purple cordial that is not in the least bit creamy. As for the cocktail, it’s an old classic that has withstood several incarnations over the years. Recipes vary, but I’ll provide a starting standard to get you going if you’re interested in a tart and floral gin-based beauty.

The Aviation

Ingredients:

  • 1 ½ ounces Gin
  • ½ ounce freshly squeezed lemon juice (strained)
  • ¾ ounce Maraschino liqueur (Luxardo)
  • ¾ ounce Crème de violette
  • Maraschino cherry to garnish

Shake with ice and strain into the prettiest cocktail glass you have on hand.

 

Given its tendency to change over the years, this is a pretty forgiving cocktail, and you should adjust and modify the ration of ingredients to your wish and whim. (There’s nothing better than cocktail experimenting, as long as you have no place to go afterward.)

This is a great drink for spring; its violet color and floral accents are the perfect accompaniment to seasonal gatherings. When our violets come into bloom, I may use a few of their blossoms to replace the cherry as a garnish. I’m just that precious. You can be too. 

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In His Undies: Cristiano Ronaldo

We interrupt our usual black-out day in honor of that amazing goal by this gentleman. A few too many hot minutes have passed since we last saw Cristiano Ronaldo in his underwear, and since he’s still selling his own line of skivvies (CR7), now is as good a time as any to revisit what he’s packing and packaging for the interested consumer. He’s been featured prominently here before, as in this post displaying his tighty-whities, or this one where he made his debut as Hunk of the Day. If you search hard enough, you’ll even find him in this linky-link

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The Big JC Recap: Guess Who’s Back?

I’m writing this on Easter Sunday, in the midst of John Legend’s thus far pretty decent performance as the title character in ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ – an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical that I have never seen. This production looks like it may have been outfitted from one of Kanye West’s fashion show, and that’s not an entire bad thing. That barely-there tank top is totally going to be my go-to item for this upcoming summer. Hello nip-slips… now on with the last Holy Week…

I’ve forced a lot of things in my life – paperwhite narcissus, forsythia, cherry branches, my ass into a pair of tiger-patterned velvet pants – but I’ve never forced anything quite like I’m trying to force this spring into being

Despite the cold, warmer winds floated in the dreamy music of Cigarettes After Sex

The changing curves of a bouquet

The stairway to heaven may be red

Plans for the spring smudge were delayed by a bad attitude. 

Annual Easter mayhem by a purple-tulle-collared rabbit. 

Full-frontal male nudity in all its Easter glory. 

Hunks of the Day included Calum Best, Steven Fales and Chandler Massey

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Full Frontal Easter Glory

In honor of this spring holiday, when the big JC got one of the most infamous rises of them all, I’m going full-frontal on your ass and giving you the treat that has long been in the teasing: the full-frontal cock shot that so many have been clamoring for since the inception of this website over 15 years ago. Before my big reveal, however, a few other gents and their cock rockets.

First up, an Angel ~ Ashley Parker-Angel to be more specific. Talk about satisfying, Mr. Angel Parker’s Instagram is fodder for all sorts of thirst, as evidenced with the VPL (Visible Penis Line) shot seen here. It’s just a matter of time before he goes proper full-monty. Until then, the barely-veiled hints will have to suffice. 

While it’s nowhere near a full frontal (he was showing far more skin here), Easter is as good a day as any for a peek at Adam Rippon.

The aforementioned Visible Penis Line rears it’s anything-but-ugly head in the stunning physique and photo of Simon Dunn. Where do we even begin with Mr. Dunn? Start with this link, then go to this one, and finish off here. Then search the archives if you want even more.  (Type anything into the ‘Search’ button at the bottom of each page, or pick a month in the actual ‘Archives’ button also found below.)

A pair of cheeky hunks is to be found in Benjamin Godfre and Matthew Camp – each renowned in his own way, both resplendent in their open embrace of sexuality and freedom. Mr. Godfre has bared his body in posts like this, and Mr. Camp has made similar naked motions here. (Bonus Easter points for Mr. Camp’s bunny. We love a bunny in these parts.)

Booty-baring antics are apparently common-place on ‘Game of Thrones’ and Kit Harington got his out last season, I believe. I haven’t seen it yet because I’m still debating whether to watch the series from the beginning. In the meantime, a Harington booty pic and GIF. 

 

Before the big full-frontal reveal of the day (yes, this very Easter Sunday), here’s a pair of booty-shaking GIFs from Ryan Serhant, who’s already been named Hunk of the Day here, and who is Selling it like Serhant on Bravo TV these days.

And now, before any further ado (even if ado is what I do best) the full-frontal shot that has been fifteen years in the making

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Oh shit, it’s not only Easter, it’s also April Fool’s Day!

We’ve all been had ~ sad and blue.

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Annual Easter Awfulness

Beware the evil Easter bunny! He will snatch you up with his devilish grin and you will be destined to live a life shrouded in purple tulle forever after. Such was the likely nightmare scenario being played out in my mind as my Mom made me sit on this frightening creature’s lap one Easter season. It was at the now-long-gone Mohawk Mall, but I still remember it distinctly, and the expression on my face betrays how terrified I was.

Now it is a favorite photo of all those who love nothing more than taking the piss out of me (the numbers of which grow exponentially larger with each passing year it seems). Anyway, enjoy it now. I do. And even though I still get a little anxious and herky-jerky when one of these things is on the loose (in a mall or restaurant at this time of the year), I’ve mostly made my peace with the big bunny. Happy Easter everybody!

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