Putting the Sweet in a Bittersweet Summer

Current Pool Status: waiting for a light bulb

Current Mood: pensive/resigned

Current weather: changeable, with a strong breeze

While we wait for the pool to reopen (originally planned for May, I figured it wouldn’t happen until the end of July – and quite frankly I’ve given up on it happening this summer so as to stave off any disappointment). Chalk it up to the wreck of this year of our Lord 2020. 

To get us through these end-times, I’ve been meditating and reading and going to therapy, all of which have helped transform and reset my sense of self, and interior renovation of the soul that’s brought about a new sense of peace and contentment, while instilling a more genuine sense of self-confidence that previously had mostly been rather superficial. That’s the deep part of this post, the unseen machinations of what goes on beneath the placid surface of prettiness I like to put on display here.

That prettiness finds expression in this little bouquet of summer sweet from the front garden. It’s the ultimate summer flower, coming into bloom at this sultry time of the season when the days can be viciously hot. If given an ample dose of water they will spread almost invasively, and producing these subtle but potently-perfumed spires of bloom. Justifying their common name of summer sweet (scientifically known as Clethra), these blooms are powerfully fragrant with a sweet floral note that is reminiscent of a lily – rich and exotic and an absolute favorite of bees, who know a thing about sweet flowers.

This is the first time I’ve picked a stalk for an inside bouquet, which is strange given its natural perfume. Thus far, it’s taken well to being plucked – I would advise only cutting the green and tender parts of the stem – these can bloom close to older wood, and anything that has hardened will not be as amenable to taking in water. If the stem has hardened, you might try crushing or splitting it to allow for easier intake of water.

In a little bouquet like this, it’s also easily transported from room to room, so wherever you may be working or living can be instantly transformed into a fragrant window looking into a portal of summer sweet beauty.

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Pretty Pooper

There aren’t many things that I consider true game-changers, but this is one of them: the bathroom bouquet. For some reason I usually reserve them for when we have guests, but the other day I remembered how nice it was to have something pretty to look at on the toilet. When you think about it, the one place where I am guaranteed to be at least once every single day is facing the toilet and looking down. First thing in the morning and last thing at night. Without fail. 

I wish I’d remembered the transformation such a little thing made long ago. We’ve been cooped up here with an available backyard flower supply since May. Better late then never, and who knows how long we will be needing such niceties? This simple little bouquet is a single fern frond and one hydrangea bloom – proof that the littlest things can make the biggest difference, especially in a corner where the only item of interest is a toilet handle. 

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Shasta Not Shy

The moniker of ‘Shasta daisy’ seems to have gone away in popular usage, but maybe it’s still in vogue in certain circles. I don’t recall the full Latin name of the chrysanthemum variety that comprises this clump of Shasta daisies, but that’s unimportant. Labels mean less and less these days. That’s a good evolution. For such a simple flower, this post already feels unnecessarily complicated. Let’s turn it back to simplicity, and the easy brush with happiness these sunny faces bring just by blooming, by existing, by simply being what they were meant to be. 

What a powerful and easy concept when we let the universe take its course without force or exertion. Mindfulness is a practice that takes, well, practice. It’s tough to find at first, but the lesson is right there in these flowers. In the moment it takes to look at each bloom – at each petal and each sunny center – the rest of the world falls slightly away, the worries receding in the immediate brush with beauty. That’s the first spark of mindfulness. You might not even realize it when it happens: I had stopped to smell the roses my entire life, but never went much further. It’s the next step that leads you to the sublime. 

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Making a Mock Out of a Cock

Some cocktails are tailor-made for mocktail form, such as this Virgin Mary or a margarita, where the strong supporting flavors can carry a drink without proper alcohol. Others, such as the martini or gin and tonic, require a formidable substitute for the gin or vodka that’s missing. To that end, a few products have come on the market to make up for the key ingredients in something like this lavender cocktail, which in previous incarnations has relied on gin as its main ingredient. 

Luckily, the lavender syrup provides the requisite flavor and mask to lift the gin-alternative (a benign peppery zero-proof gin-like concoction that has just enough edge to trick the tongue into half-believing it’s the real deal) and it’s really all about that lavender flavor anyway. 

It’s also about presentation and appearance, and a single lavender stalk to lend enchantment to a summer afternoon cocktail hour. The real gin is hardly missed at all. 

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Balloon Baby

This balloon flower always surprises me, hidden away in a side garden that is lush and filled with foliage, and its own unobtrusive foliage rises without calling attention to itself. By the time it comes into bud, the surrounding plants have already pulled focus and attention from its show. A Rose-of-Sharon reaches far over the balloon flower’s head, while a honeysuckle vine winds its way up the wooden fence. A patch of Solomon’s seal, brought in by a bird many years ago, has finished flowering so I don’t notice the ascension of the balloon buds. 

It’s steadily and steadfastly performed this way for several years without any help or coddling from me, and as such it deserves a little award. That meant doing a little research before I amend the surrounding soil and see if it’s in a spot conducive to its happy habitat. I don’t remember planting this, so I have a feeling it’s another gift from the garden that was here, or the result of a seed dropped by some bird in a stroke of luck. I’ve read that these plants don’t like to be disturbed, which is good to know before digging in and moving it somewhere else. Truth be told, it’s perfectly fine where it is, so I’ll just do a little top-dressing of manure and keep it well-watered for the rest of the summer. Loyalty is always appreciated in these parts; it’s time to pay this little pretty guy back. 

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Summer Evening by Tom Ford

His exquisite Portofino summer line is my go-to for special summer outings, and Tom Ford has provided the fragrant accompaniment to many an elegant evening. This summer, there aren’t many moments of gathering or excitement, and so I make a moment out of the mundane through the simple application of these products on an otherwise-uneventful night. Memories of the beach in Cape Cod and summer drives along the Thruway, and fancy dinners out for birthdays and anniversaries. In other words, these are the scents of happiness, and on this evening I can reinhabit those lost days and nights. Summer is here, past and present, and it will be again, perhaps in find form. 

Besides, Tom Ford offers great comfort in these perilous times, and in more meaningful manner than might be expected. With the 20th anniversary of the day I met Andy quickly approaching in a few days, I’m reminded of this quote by Mr. Ford: “When you find somebody good, keep them in your life.” Style and substance, with a few grace notes of elegance and love. 

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For Duck’s Sake

When my brother and are were kids, Mom would take us to Cooperstown to visit the Farmer’s Museum. While there we would find a spot near some water where a family of ducks swam. We’d throw them some bread and delight at their proximity. It was my favorite part of the trip. I didn’t need the boredom of the Baseball Hall of Fame or the dull agricultural history lessons of the Farmer’s Museum, or even the barnyard of animals in their working village. All I needed were a few simple ducks, waddling along and wading into water, where they took majestic form and found their metaphorical footing on a cloud of liquid. We always wanted to stay there longer than we could.

The memory came back to me when taking a couple of fun rubber duck photos in front of our current pool situation. Ducks have been a motif around the pool this crazy year, in various forms as our pool goes through various incantations. Maybe 2020 will be the nightmare from which we all awake like Bobby in the shower on ‘Dallas‘. That dates me, and to be honest I know more about it from reading about it years after it happened. I wasn’t even watching ‘Dallas’ then, aside from the opening credits. My, what a wandering along memory lane. I’m losing track of where we even are. Maybe that’s for the best. We are all itching for an escape.

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All Hail the Adenophera

More commonly called Ladybells (ring them!) this is a species of Adenophera, which some people consider a weed. They’re such happy little plants, however, I’ve only ever encouraged them, even if I did have some trouble with their form. Life being the fickle creature that it is, I’m down to this one single flower spike this year, perfectly emblematic of the bullshit that is so 2020. Still, one flower spike is better than no flower spikes, and I’ll see if I have the patience to let this one go to seed and perhaps spread itself about a bit more. I’m all for self-promotion in these parts. I can’t even begin to tell you how many places I’ve seeded myself… Hey, if we can’t get subliminally dirty in a gardening post, we don’t deserve to call ourselves gardeners. 

I’m am totally enamored with its shade of purple, especially against the lime-green backdrop of a ‘Guacamole’ hosta in the morning light. It’s a stunning, unplanned combination that brings out the best in both. 

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All in for Zac Efron’s Body

Some have harshly judged Zac Efron’s latest body pics when comparing him with Zac Efron’s previous body pics, which is a whole other level of body shaming I’m not even going to get into right now. Besides, if you look at this man’s body and find anything remotely wrong with it, get the fuck out of here because there’s something seriously wrong with the way you view the human figure. Our reservoir of fucks has run dry – we have none left to give. As for Mr. Efron, he actually seems more popular than ever with this new hirsute look, and I’m all in for it. Let’s take a look at some of his previous appearances here because, well, Zac Efron naked and Zac Efron nude are made for sexy Zac Efron click-bait. 

There are a number of highly specific categories in which Zac Efron appears sans various items of clothing. Let’s examine a few highlights:

The naked tease.

Shirtless with a hint of bulge

Shirtless in motion, with tousled hair. 

Accepting an MTV Movie award after ripping his shirt off.

Simple shirtless pose.

Golfing without a shirt.

Riding a steed, no shirt.

Nude for all practical purposes.

Swinging shirtless on a rope while wet.

Posing shirtless with a camel, as one does. 

Naked ass in motion.

That freedom Speedo moment

Teased by the Gronk for his Speedo.

Mustachioed and bulging.

Super-hot GIFs.

Most recently (and can January 2019 really be the most recent Zac Efron entry we’ve had here?) he’s been flexing his fitness tips as seen here. Oops, I was wrong: he was showing off his naked ass subsequently here in his turn as Ted Bundy. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

When branding turns dangerous. Three corn cobs do not a difference make!

#TinyThreads

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Mask and You Shall Receive: Kema’s Kreations

Every year has its notable fashion accessory – for 2020 that must be the mask. It may not seem as fun as some silly ‘Sex & the City’ flower, but it serves both style and safety, which is more than most fashion fads can claim. Many of us are stocking up on masks for the foreseeable future, and if we can do it by supporting a local artisan, so much the better. Andy found Kema’s Kreations right on Orange Street in Albany, convenient to where my office is located, and Kema supplied the very first masks we bought back in March. Since then we and my parents have placed several orders, each time just as satisfied and pleased with her products, which are as pretty as they are comfortable. She offers a number of fabric options as well. As can be seen here, I found a mask to perfectly match one of my ties (and my black and white hair for that matter). As they say in ‘Steel Magnolias’, “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”

To that end, a few talented designers have stepped in to provide masks at such an important and dire time in history. Kema is one of those artists who has used her designer seamstress skills to become a vital supplier of face masks. While she was happily going about her business, specializing in bags and embroidery, the pandemic hit, and masks were suddenly all the mandated rage. Turning her keen eye to the business possibility at hand, she shifted her products to include face masks, which suddenly took over in everyone’s haste and demand for face coverings.

Today she says the face masks are one of her most popular items, and given the variety and quality, along with the exceptional customer service she provides, it’s a moment of synergy where artistry and demand and function blissfully intersect. You can have her items personalized through embroidery too, so if you need something special or simply want to stand apart from the masked crowd, special requests are always entertained. If and when the mask business wanes, her bags and embroidery and other design options are worth a look (she has some great t-shirts too). Her website offers a recounting of her journey, revealing how she has come to hem and mend our crazy world.

She remembers the feeling of her 4-year old finger sliding across the tile floor, gently tracing its delicate floral pattern. The sun warming her face as a gentle breeze carries the scents and sounds of Panama throughout her mother’s sewing room as she was… Hemming and Mending.

Years later, home economics reawakened long suppressed memories of the time she spent with her mother in the warmth of her sewing room and all her beautiful and vibrant creations. Her deft fingers quickly set to work, and the admiration of classmates resulted in requests to wear her creation of long, straight lined dress with short sleeves. Kema created in her mind and developed her craft by Hemming and Mending.

The appreciation for her creations developed her confidence and she applied to Fashion Industries High School to major in fashion design and merchandising.  Her sewing addiction was supported by winning dance contests, always wearing a Kema original to showcase the finesse used to command the stage. Brooklyn’s Hoyt Street, and Delancey Street in Manhattan, were more than happy to share in her success.   Disenchanted by an industry that didn’t support the beauty of curvaceous women, Kema decided to design and create captivating pieces which accentuate the body in all its marvelousness.  Kema’s Kreations hems society’s definition of beauty by entertaining the senses with visual statements of amazement and mends the soul of its people by giving them original craftmanship to celebrate their unique beauty. ~ Kema’s Kreations

{For more information and to order face masks, visit Kema’s website here.}

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Visage of Peace

I wish I could say that this garden combination was the carefully-constructed plan I had in mind all along when planting this space, but this is one of the many happy accidents that occurs during the life of any garden. The hydrangea – which is blooming for only the second or third time in its decade and a half of life – forms the backbone and was there first. The Japanese painted fern in the lower right was planted several years later. Finally, the hosta in bloom in the lower left seeded itself there a couple of years ago and is blooming for the first time. Together, they are forming a lovely little nook of coolness on such a hot day.

Cool hues, cool tones, and cool flower shades conspire to create a softer and, duh, cooler effect, something especially gratifying in the garden right now. Many of us, and I include myself first and foremost here, seek out those flowers with the brightest and most garish hues, looking for things to pop and explode in the high heat of summer, forgetting the power and elegance in something more somber and subtle. 

At a time in the garden when the cup plant is about to start screaming its canary yellow heads off and the butterfly weed burns bright flaming orange, scenes like this douse the figurative heat, giving our senses a respite of relief, even if it’s only in our eyes and minds. 

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Stepping into a Recap, Sans Shirt

The pool steps are complete, so I’m keeping a tentative wish that our pool redux is finished sometime before July slips away. I’ve been keeping in the cool quiet of the indoors during these hot and humid, but stepped out and stepped up to pose for some empty pool pics (or pool carcass as Wanda Copernicus so aptly described the current environs of our backyard). On with the recap…

Hot pink summer wilderness.

An incredibly sad picture of Andy.

Petunia panache.

A Tiny Thread found.

Summer head trip.

Some stillness & quiet.

Disregarding the rules for some beautiful music by Rufus Wainwright.

Once upon an empty pool.

Frolicking in a pool carcass

Our summer look-back at Projects of the Past continues with 2018’s ‘PVRTD’

Ending the weekend with some floral fireworks. 

Hunks of the Day included Ken ScrevenNicholas PetriccaValton JacksonMaarten HurkmansNick Cannon and Cody Rigsby.

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The Bracts of the Butterfly Weed

One of my favorite garden plants – the butterfly weed (Asclepias) – has been in bloom for the past week. This orange version is the typical garden variety, though we also have a mauve one that seeded itself a while back and has returned again this year. As part of the milkweed family, they earn their common nickname from the love that butterflies bestow upon them, both in caterpillar form and final flighted version. The doting of these winged beauties is the crowning jewel of this plant’s performance. 

Peaking when summer is typically at its height and glory, the butterfly weed is a strong dose of color when everyone is giddy with the sights and sounds of the season. The orange ‘petals’ of the flower are actually bracts (think of the red ‘petals’ of the poinsettia or the creamy white ‘petals’ of the dogwood tree). I personally don’t care what they call them when they’re this pretty. Anything that brightens this summer season is a gift. 

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Project of the Past: PVRTD ~ 2018

If you’re looking for some chill to take the sting out of all this heat and humidity, look no further than this revisit of the icy ‘PVRTD‘ project from 2018. Filled with wintry scenes, covered in snow and ice, and shot through with the frozen dagger of unblunted hatred, there is little that is warm or fuzzy about ‘PVRTD’.

Following my final tour and the colorful grandeur of delusional madness, the world took a decidedly dark turn after 2015, and for my first new project in three years, I wanted to do something reflective of the somber era, and the rise and revelation of more hatred than some of us realized was still present in our country. ‘PVRTD’ wasn’t about a perversion of a sexual nature, but rather the perverted ways racism, homophobia and ethnocentrism have ingrained themselves in almost every single aspect of our world.

As disturbing as some of the images were, that was entirely the point. Designed to draw the reader in with a gradual slow beginning of winter scenes and stark black-and-white photography, ‘PVRTD’ locks the door behind you before you realize it’s not a world in which you want to be.

There was also a contradictory sense of calm in the winter-themed project, something deceptively soothing about the photos as they whirled past as if tossed into an arctic blast. A chilly remoteness was inherent in the themes – and I was afraid that it would translate poorly to the project. It was absolutely necessary to maintain such a distance for my own mental well-being; the world had gone dark enough (who knew it would get so much darker) and I was genuinely afraid of letting this one get into my headspace. To combat that, and to bring a subtle and unseen thread of warmth to the whole thing, I enlisted the photographic aid of my favorite people: Andy, Suzie, Kira, and my brother – each of whom helped take photos for those scenes in which I played a part.

The promotional blitz of provocative and sexually-suggestive images was designed to titillate and tease, deliberately intended to confuse and pose the possibility that ‘PVRTD’ would be an exploration of sexual peccadilloes and erotic perversions. A bait and switch of the most shameless sort, with no apologies whatsoever for anyone who came looking for sex and skin and found a fully-clothed statement on the deteriorating state of our country and world.

‘PVRTD’ also marked a return to a purely photographic project, where only the photos tell the story – no narrative or expository writing to give a hint of what’s happening. Rendered in shades of gray, its colorless consistency lent a subtlety that belied some of its images, a softer take at odds with the harshness of its motifs. There is only one object in full color – a pink triangle that blazes in horrifying fashion near the very end. It is a sign of doomed hope, but hope nonetheless. That hope dissipates in the flames of a cross, and the bleak, forlorn landscape of grays that insidiously works its way around your throat, beautifully suffocating the care and expression from your eyes.

{See the entire ‘PVRTD’ project here. Also see ‘StoneLight‘, ‘The Circus Project‘, ‘A Night at the Hotel Chelsea‘ and ‘A 21stCentury Renaissance: The Resurrection Tour‘, and ‘Bardo ~ The Dream Surreal‘, and ‘The Delusional Grandeur Tour: Last Stand of a Rock Star’.}

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