Make Way For Ducklings (Albany Version)

Better-known ducklings have been immortalized in the Boston Public Garden, but these local beauties enchanted Andy and I as they crossed our path on the way home from Sunday dinner at Mom’s. A couple of Saratoga ducks made similar motions a few summers ago.

Ducks have played a part in all of our lives

[Idiocy of that last sentence was absolutely intentional.]

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Impossibly Refreshed

The heat is on, and the best way to combat it, if you are so inclined, is to find little pockets of coolness throughout the day. In the middle of one excruciating Chicago heatwave on the week that I first visited that fair city, I could only walk outside for limited stretches. Making my way along the Magnificent Mile and ducking into a place every few shops was how I made it through those unbearably hot days. Another way of doing that, and a very different way at that, is to dart from cool scene to cool scene – pool to air-conditioning to basement – in a literal sense, or to simply find places that look cool – such as the shaded nook of a secluded garden, where a clump of chartreuse Japanese spikenard illuminates the space, the shadows behind and beneath it lending the sought-after coolness.

The mind can overcome the matter, even when the matter is a scorching day. Setting and atmosphere can trigger tranquility. A fresh shade of the lightest green reminds of early spring, tricking the mind, bending the time, and believing it’s not quite as hot as it may actually be. 

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Mid-July Recap Meltdown

Hello heatwave – and welcome! High summer means high heat, and I’m not at all mad about it – yet. Setting the alarm a little earlier so as to allow for some morning watering to save the hydrangeas and ostrich ferns, I’m almost able to keep them going, but after this stretch it may be time to let the summer crest. On with the weekly recap, as we do…

Beginning with a broken egg, the week was off to a shattering start.

Shirtless summer shenanigans

The Dazzler of the Day was Diplo.

Theo James filled the famed Dolce & Gabbana white Speedo with his bulge.

Melting in the pink and wet.

The positive people.

A floral echo charms.

Cock fights and penal law.

My friends continue to dazzle me.

Magic mushrooms.

My ‘give-a-fucks’ are on vacation.

Filling these cups of summer.

Sweet, wild and wet.

Absolutely no regrets?

Summer night welcome.

Escaping into a shirtless celebrity Sunday.

Offline.

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

Out working in the yard, and/or swimming. Back online later… maybe. 

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Escaping into a Shirtless Celebrity Sunday

The news these days… am I right? Forget that nonsense and indulge in this little collection of shirtless male celebrities for your Sunday morning perusal, and clock on the accompanying links to see more of each. We begin with Theo James, who provided a few rousing out-takes from an upcoming Dolce & Gabbana commercial featuring their iconic white Speedo (and originally filled out by David Gandy). 

Next up is Bad Bunny, who needs only a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses to make an impressive impression. (See his crowning as Dazzler of the Day for further proof.)

A pair of Shawn Mendes poses in his Calvins because two is better than one in such matters. There are far too many posts of Mr. Mendes on this blog to link up here – but for a basic beginner’s kit, try this one or this one

Michael B. Jordan rises from the pool, a proper heat-drenched summer moment if ever there was one. Mr. Jordan has been here before, opening this other shirtless male celebrity post, as well as closing out this one

Lastly, Manu Rios keeps the heat going with a simple shirtless pose to close these Sunday morning proceedings. See some of his amazing fashion sense on display in his Dazzler of the Day crowning.

Stay cool out there

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Summer Night Welcome

This post is much too moody for daylight hours, so I’ve hidden it in minutes leaving up to the bewitching hour of midnight. A half-moon dangled between the pine boughs, and some star or planet was right beside it, keeping it company on a calm sky of the deepest ocean blue. A song then, for a day and evening that has been bewitching, bothersome, and bafflingly bewildering – a song that has been posted here before in Ella Fitzgerald’s brilliant rendering of it from sunnier days that seem to have taken place ages ago…

It was a bothersome day because of the bugs – even with a heavy spritzing of insect repellent, and a preliminary yard fogging, they would not leave me alone as I attempted to clear up our side yard. Upwards of ten years have passed since I last tackled that section of our property, and that’s much too long to let anything go. The vines have soared fifty feet into the pine and oak trees – the bane of  bittersweet and Virginia creeper – both taken a hold of the entire area. Sprouts of little shrubs have become trees, and pulling them up by the roots took its toll on my neck last week, and my back today – another bothersome aspect of the day. I know enough not to pull too hard, I really do, and still I find myself thinking I can do one more, that my back is the same supple thing it was in my 20’s, and it’s simply not. 

The bothersome grows into the bewildering, as the news reports of an assassination attempt on a possible dictator come onto the television, as if the news couldn’t get any more depressing and worrisome. That one evil, corrupt, indicted felon can so destroy a country with half the country’s blessing is still a bewildering mystery to me. 

And so I do my best to discover the bewitching that begins and ends the song, but I am at a loss. This summer only continues where last summer left off – no resolution, no happy ending, only more loose ends, more questions, more worries and sadness and wonder. 

Now I will move into a midnight meditation, to shake off the mucky emotions of the day and hopefully find a place of peace for a calm stretch of slumber. 

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

Rather than ask if someone has any regrets, it might be more enlightening to ask to if someone wishes they had done something differently in their life. It’s a fine distinction, but an important one. It’s very difficult to regret decisions we have made at the time, because most of us make the best decision we can. Hindsight might bring about a different take or realization, but at the moment I don’t know many people who actively and intentionally make poor decisions, so how you can ever regret that? 

Maybe this isn’t such a tiny thread after all. To be continued?

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Sweet, Wild and Wet

This wild sweet pea has finally been beaten down into neglected submission. For years, it had been staking its overbearing claim to its self-seeded and self-chosen corner of the garden, where I let it climb and re-seed for a moment. How could I not allow such a marvelous color to exist, so long as I kept it on a short leash? 

It was a yearly battle, one I almost lost on occasion, as volunteers took hold around the original plant, with roots surprisingly strong and not so easily pulled despite how thin the stems were. In the end, though, I managed to keep it in check. Cutting it back by half after its first bloom prevented much of the reseeding, and also inspired a second flowering later in the season. 

This year, it seems all that hard love might finally have been a bit too harsh, as it’s made a piss-poor showing of blooms. I caught these right after a rainy night, and missed their typical magnitude. Perhaps it’s time for some potash to thank them for all their years of service. 

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Filling Cups of Summer

One of the most charming giants of the garden has been its summer show, as the cup plant is sprinkling the sky with its sunbursts of blooms. The yellow finches have returned as well, and the other morning I watched a hummingbird dart from flower to flower. The cup plant gets its common name from where the leaves attach to the sturdy square stems, forming little cups where rainwater collects and offers drinks to the birds and the bees and the butterflies

The blooming period of this plant has traditionally signaled the arrival of high summer. It feels a little earlier this year, which is the way the world has been headed. Faster and faster, with nary a moment to slow down. And so I make the pause, trying to stop the day, and mostly failing in the effort. As soon as something happens it is gone from the mind – only once in a while can I imprint a new memory. Maybe these aren’t days I’ll want to remember

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My ‘give a fucks’ are on vacation

First things first: there is no ‘x’ in ‘espresso’. Kudos for getting that right in this song.

Second things second: not every song that hits big is a summer jam.

Third things third: this is a definite summer jam. Silly, trifling, bordering on ridiculous, with a frivolous, semi-cheeky video to match, Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Espresso’ is the sort of softly-percolating shuffler that crests easily through the sunny season, when pool, beach, sun, and surf are the only orders of the day. We so badly need that sort of escapism right now, I got out of my pajamas and sat for a couple of nonsensical espresso-themed shots while this song cast its languid spell over a hot and humid day.

I can’t relate to desperationMy ‘give a fucks’ are on vacationAnd I got this one boyAnd he won’t stop callingWhen they act this wayI know I got ’em

Too bad your ex don’t do it for yaWalked in and dream came trued it for yaSoft skin and I perfumed it for yaI know I Mountain Dew it for yaThat morning coffee, brewed it for yaOne touch and I brand newed it for ya

For those who care to know, size does matter… so keep your eye on the cup. (And relax, this isn’t a real espresso – nobody wants me on caffeine. That’s how foolish this whole thing truly is.)

Now he’s thinkin’ ’bout me every night, ohIs it that sweet? I guess soSay you can’t sleep, baby, I knowThat’s that me, espressoMove it up, down, left, right, ohSwitch it up like NintendoSay you can’t sleep, baby, I knowThat’s that me, espresso

Oh look, I’m an actor, pretending this cup of Caffein-Free Diet Coke is a super-hot Espresso. Witness the range. Marvel at the wonder. Sip carefully at this [ding-ding] steam heat.

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Magic Mushrooms

Truth be told, I’m not well-versed on magic mushrooms in the hallucinogenic sense of the term. I’m calling these such because they appeared overnight, as if by magic. (In this case, it was some heavy watering coupled with the heat and humidity we’ve had of late.) A charming appearance, welcome at this time of the year when summer seems to be settling into its typical rhythm and the new growth of spring has started to harden off.

Comparisons to umbrellas and parasols would be perfectly apt, but these remind me more of delicate shells or exoskeletons found at the seashore – their ribbing and radial symmetry one of nature’s works of architectural art.

There’s nothing but blades of grass to give much perspective to these beauties, so I’ll share that they are quite tiny, and extremely delicate. I was watering a different section of lawn where another one had popped up, and as soon as the first few drops of water hit it, it crumpled to the ground, almost disappearing in another feat of magic. Things can come and go awfully quickly in the garden. Ephemeral enchantments.

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An Almost-Dazzler Celebrates His Birthday

My friend Chris is celebrating his umpteenth birthday today (we won’t get into specific numbers as they may upset someone who has less than a year to go before turning 50). Chris has been a pal through thick and thin, and thinking back on our decades-long friendship brings back many happy memories and a joyful bit of nostalgia in which I indulge far less than I should. There’s such a comfort to the soul when one contemplates the richness of true friendships, especially those that have lasted since the 1990’s. 

From dour winters in Ithaca backed by the ‘Evita’ soundtrack to spring-break copper-tinged rim-job stories in Puerto Rico, from Boones Farm wine and soda-can bongs in San Francisco to midnight meetings with Joel Schumacher in New York City, from petty blow-ups in Chicago to wedding-ceremony officiancy in Boston – it’s been one wild and wonderful ride. Onto the next adventure as we journey into the exciting Middle Ages. Many happy returns of the day, my friend.

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

Growing up is coming to the sad realization that neither cock fights nor penal law are as fun as they may sound. 

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A Floral Echo Charms

It’s much earlier than usual for the second blooming of our Korean lilac, but everything has been early this year. Good gardeners feel the shift and know that climate change is real and happening right now. The reblooming of the Korean lilac is not a guaranteed event, though in the past several years it has produced at least one or two bloom clusters later in the summer. Often it comes when the nights cool down nearer the end of the season, when conditions mirror the late spring atmosphere of their first blooming period. One of the happier tricks of the garden. 

This is actually a rather robust collection of blooms for a reprise, and their perfume has brought back the earlier flush of spring, while reminding of how far along we already are in this summer. Time plays its tricks like the garden hides its scented secrets. 

In a way, these little blooms remind me that there’s always a chance to start over again, to find another season of flowers even if it’s a little different than what’s expected. They’re also a little gift, a reprieve before the sadness of summer returns. 

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

“Positive people are not positive because they’ve skated through life. They’re positive because they’ve been through hell and decided they don’t want to live there anymore.”  — Mona Lisa Nyman

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