Like A Lily

The hosta flower spikes often sneak in and sneak out without much fanfare or notice. They arrive at the height of summer, when far more showy flowers are showing off and stealing the focus. Sometimes, they stay hidden beneath the hosta’s handsome foliage until the last moment and I miss them entirely, especially if there are days when the rain keeps me inside. 

There have been a number of those days recently. 

The hosta flower is like a lily, and some varieties carry the most delicate and elegant fragrance, held close to its petals and only found when you bring yourself right next to its beauty

Mid-August is when the garden begins its wind-down. Summer has more than a month to go, but we sense what’s coming. Andy just remarked that the sun is different in the sky. I knew exactly what he meant – it carries a different shade – softer in its focus, but sharper in its shade and color. A mix of factors, a mix of emotions. 

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A Recap of Champions

The 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris came to their very-French closing yesterday, closing the chapter on the summer Olympics until they arrive in Los Angeles in 2028. Will this blog still be going at that time? I never promised you a rose garden. On with the weekly recap as we begin the week that breaks the hump of August…

A poignant scent memory: ‘Azure Lime’ by Tom Ford.

This bashful beauty carries the burden of most of the August bloom.

Feeling seen, feeling attacked, feeling all the feelings.

A morning story.

It’s the grammar – and it’s a fucking joke!

A friendly birthday reminder, because I’m a Virgo.

A chip among other things.

Return to Red Sox adventures.

Wet fingers.

Coquette is cleome.

The Paris Olympics: A Tale of Two Penises.

A practically pornographic point of view.

The Olympic Spotlight illuminated Jakob Ingebrigtsen, Josh Kerr, Rebeca Andrade, Cole Hocker, and Jack Laugher.

Dazzlers of the Day included Mondo Duplantis, Gabby Thomas, Grant Holloway, and Bob the Cap Catcher.

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Dazzler of the Day: Bob the Cap Catcher

Steaing all the Speedo glory and thunder from this already-bulging Paris Olympics, Bob the Cap Catcher is crowned Dazzler of the Day. This is the person who dove into the Olympic pool to pick up wayward swim caps left from the competition. Nothing puts a cap on this Olympic Games better than honoring Bob as our last official Dazzler from Paris 2024.

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A Practically Pornographic Point of View

This happy hibiscus looks positively lascivious and practically pornographic when viewed up close and personal. Violating a plant’s privacy in such a manner always makes me blush. Flowers often border on the obscene, the way they put their reproductive efforts right on display for all the world to see – the pollination, the protruding seed pods, the often-flamboyant and outright showy dispersal of said seed – it’s like some pretty porn flick extended over several tantalizingly long weeks or months. This is masterful edging, leaving the rest of us panting like amateurs

We can only aspire. 

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Paris Olympics: A Tale of Two Penises

When I billed our very first Summer 2024 Olympics post as ‘Paris Is Bulging‘ I had no idea how prophetic that would turn out to be. This edition of the Olympic Games was nothing short of bulgetastic, with the crotch taking center-stage from the opening ceremony and that scrotum-peek to the aptly-named pole vault and the dick-tap seen around the world.

France’s own Léon Marchand would anchor the start of the games, winning the gold for his home host country and riding the crest of the crowd’s adorations and thunderous cheers.  From the US, Caeleb Dressel revealed a raw reminder of all the highs and lows that an Olympic experience can bring with it. Swimming marvel Torri Huske helped her team to a few more swimming medals while Asher Hong and Paul Juda kicked off the men’s gymnastics in fine form. 

The very first bulge from the title of this post belonged to Jules Bouyer, whose swimsuit was filled to the brim as he became an instant icon and the envy of more than a few good men. Carlos Alcaraz showed off his underwear bulge long before these Olympic games, but he made a splash with his tennis performance. 

Anthony Harding, diving partner of Jack Laugher, made a proverbially-big and literally-small splash in his Olympic Spotlight and tight Speedo

America’s very own Clark Kent/Superman hero, Stephen Nedoroscik blew us away as he anchored the men’s gymnastic team on the pommel horse, then earned his own individual medal on the same apparatus. Digging up shirtless shots of Nedoroscik should be an Olympic event in itself. 

Meanwhile the Philippines put itself on the gold medal map with a pair of them earned by Carlos Yulo.

Rhys McClenaghan went for the gold and claimed it on the pommel horse, knocking Superman into third place. Noah Lyles and Bobby Finke have both appeared here previously, but thanks to winning performances they earned a couple of Olympic Spotlights. From the running crew, Jakob Ingebrigtsen and Josh Kerr battled it out on the track and under the spotlight, but it was American Cole Hocker who ran away with the gold medal

The second bulge of the post title came fittingly from pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s cock-brushing pole stunt

Not one to be overshadowed by this bulge in the prelims, Mondo Duplantis broke a world record with his own pole vault

While Simone Biles gleefully broke more records with more gold medals, she made a little room for Rebeca Andrade to win a gold medal for her floor routine in women’s gymnastics. American Gabby Thomas was back and faster than ever, earning her second Dazzler of the Day crowning. 

Finally, Tom Daley won a silver medal and added more Speedo shots to his long list of blog posts.

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Coquette Goes the Cleome

With its marijuana-like leaves, the cleome seen here has been reseeding itself for quite some time now. For the last couple of years I’ve been ruthlessly removing 95% of their volunteers because space has become more important than filling it. I leave a few plants to develop, as they bloom just when the garden is in need of a floral jolt. That arrived last week with these flowers, which will continue to open through September, and hurriedly fan out little sticks of seeds to provide for next year’s crop. The color works perfectly with our summer coquette theme, so I’m glad I left these alone. 

Bringing the coquette atmosphere into August feels right – and a theme that is kept light and airy tends to remain fresh longer than one that is heavy and plodding. Coquette flits here and there, hence and thence, darting about elusively like a dragonfly or humming bird – ever out-of-reach, ever out-of-capture. It has resonated powerfully in these parts, as evidenced by the blog stats which have shown a dramatic resurgence in viewers and hits starting in June. Usually summer ticks down in visits, but thanks to the coquette splendor and the summer Olympics, this blog is experience more traffic than it has for a number of years. Not that numbers matter here – I was doing it for ten friends in the beginning, and I will be doing it for those same ten friends when it ends. 

Back to coquette… and pink panache, all in the cloak of a cleome. August whispers amid storms and rain, hinting and foreshadowing the turn of September – the turn of summer into fall. Pretending it’s not coming won’t keep it away any longer. Still, it remains summer, and summer must be embraced and enjoyed. 

“The characteristic of coquettes is affectation governed by whim.” ~ Henry Fielding

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Wet Fingers

Any summer day that ends with fingers like this is a good summer day.

Sometimes you just need to prune your hands

And so summer keeps on keeping on

Wrinkled raisins and all.

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Socks of Red

Today marks our annual pilgrimage to a Red Sox game – officially monikered the BroSox Adventure – and come rain or hell or Mercury in retrograde, we’ll be there. We go into this one without much of a plan or theme, other than relaxing and having fun. The last few years have been tumultuous – these BroSox weekends have been points of peace and hilarity. Skip is easygoing that way, and I’m easygoing around him; it’s the ease of friendship.

This is our ninth year of BroSox Adventures, so we are keeping it low-key. We may go big and crazy for #10, or return to basics. We’ll probably decide when we get there. If you’d like a more comprehensive look-back at previous outings, check out this post for the early years, and this one for the later ones. Those were the adventures up until COVID hit. 

Then came the most recent ones:

Brosox Adventure 2021: Part One and Part Two

Brosox Adventure 2022

BroSox Adventure 2023

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A Chip Among Other Things

Which of these objects doesn’t belong? 

For my Virgo ass, just about all of them, including that wrinkled, dirty tablecloth.

But also the pruning shears, the scissors (how much do we need to cut?), the empty vase, and the plastic fertilizer measuring spoon. 

I’ll allow the bottle of Mrs. White’s Unstung Hero Insect Repellent, as it is mandatory in this humid buggy season (and its tea-like fragrance is actually quite pleasant). 

And then this cute creature. 

The chipmunk named Chip.

(Confession: we name them all Chip to make it easy.)

While we don’t usually allow the wildlife onto the table, we let this one slide. It’s my fault for leaving a few papery scraps of a lumpia wrapper that I had outside the other day. This little guy was so well-behaved I couldn’t open the backdoor to startle him away until he had finished his tiny meal. The winter will do its worst to starve him later on – maybe this small act of kindness will lend one creature some relief. He rewarded us with a bashful pose. 

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A Friendly Birthday Reminder

So many people (at last count… two) have been pestering me about my birthday wish list that I decided to do this little reminder post of the original list, while offering this addendum for any last minute scramblers still looking to gift me with something to ease the pain of the last year. Pictured is the very latest Tom Ford Private Blend, ‘Black Lacquer’ which is actually not quite available yet (keep checking here). If you are so generously inclined, I’ll happily take a rain check for when it gets its official release in a few weeks. Other items that are available now so as to make it in on time shall follow below (and will someone please tell Andy to make sure to bring at least one gift to Boston with us so I’m not typically depressed on the actual day of celebration?) Also, visit my Amazon wish list for more affordable goodies

Frederic Malle’s Promise Perfume in the 1.7 oz/50 ml bottle (and on a steal of a sale here)

Le Labo’s Bergamote 22 in the 1.7 oz/50ml bottle

Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille Beard Conditioning Oil

Hanro’s Fancy Jersey Boxer Briefs in ‘Pin Patternwork Light’ size medium

Molton Brown Lime & Patchouli Liquid Hand Wash

Tom Ford’s Oud Wood Beard Conditioning Oil

And for those special peeps who want to splurge and win me over for life, try these Tom Ford Silk Boxer Shorts in Washed Rose, size medium. 

As a very wise woman once said, “A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.”

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

This seems wildly inappropriate for a children’s shirt. 

The children are our future.

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

#TinyThreads

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A Morning Story

Morning glories have come to signify the inevitable arrival of fall, no matter how far away it may actually be. Yes, I said the f-word, and it’s no longer something to be feared. In fact, as I approach my 49th year on earth I am faced with the irrevocable realization that I have, hopefully, moved into the autumn era of my life. I say hopefully because if I don’t make it to a ripe old age I may have been living in winter and just not have realized it in time. There’s something deeper in that than I care to analyze right at this moment – it’s enough just hinting at the fall of one’s life

Back to the morning glory. It is the old-fashioned blue variety that I have always favored, and of course that’s the variety that hasn’t grown for me. Instead these powerhouse pops of strident color, what everyone thinks embodies me, have been reseeding and creeping into the garden no matter how many times I pull them out. When they surprise me with a late-season bloom, I’m usually glad a few get through. 

Looking deeper into the glowing throat of a bloom, I glimpse a bit of the fall… and a glimpse of the future

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Olympic Spotlight: Jack Laugher

Any Olympian who has an OnlyFans account deserves the Olympic Spotlight, and perhaps a Dazzler of the Day. On this evening, it’s the former, and the spotlight shines on Jack Laugher for reasons further explained in posts like this and this and this

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