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Theater Review: ‘Spamalot’ -Proctors, January 23, 2019

Even if you are not a fan of Monty Python (and I am decidedly not), there is joy to be found in abundance at ‘Spamlot’ which is currently traversing the country on another National Tour. It’s been several years since the original production stormed the boards on Broadway, but the time is clearly right for a King Arthur renaissance, particularly when a comical and hapless leader can also prove to be rather benevolent, and not wholly lacking in decency and civility. Judging from the audience’s eager embrace, ‘Spamalot’ may be the laughter-induced antidote to these absurd times. (An updated ad-lib on the government shutdown got the night’s biggest reaction – thunderous laughter and applause – but it was clear that most people in the packed crowd were having fun the entire time.)

While it certainly helps if you know and love the antics of Monty Python, as a Python virgin I quickly acclimated to the humor at hand, thanks in no small part to a whimsically-imagined Broadway subplot and the stellar talents of the current company. It is as much a tribute to its Holy Grail source material (in substance and in style) as it is to the traditional Broadway musical, lovingly lampooning the latter in ‘The Song That Goes Like This’ while gleefully skewering those twin pillars of musical theater – the gays and Jews – in ‘You Won’t Succeed on Broadway’ and ‘His Name is Lancelot’.

The original Broadway cast included some legendary luminaries like Tim Curry and David Hyde Pierce, but any notion that they were the sole owners of their roles was challenged by the rollicking band of triple-talents who populated this production and brought it to thrilling life. Leading that charge is Steve McCoy as King Arthur, who must simultaneously command the stage, and his knights of the round table, while bumbling around as the butt of many jokes. McCoy is gamely up for the antics, and his charismatic performance offers equal parts pining poignance and hilarious hubris. As his coconut-conjured horse and faithful companion, Jason Elliott Brown spends much of the evening setting up the laughs for the late-hour ‘I’m All Alone’ and it pays off splendidly. Displaying a range that made him almost-unrecognizable in some of his characters, Adam Grabau chomps down on the scenery in all of his appearances, most effectively in his antics as the French Taunter. He wins the most laughs in that turn, but as Lancelot he ends up winning some hearts as well.

While women largely take a back seat to the roaming boys club here, Leslie Jackson refuses to stay off stage for too long, calling out the whole show in ‘Diva’s Lament’ and giving the proceedings their musical backbone with ‘Find Your Grail’ – her Lady of the Lake lifts the show with an impressive luminosity, all with tongue firmly in cheek. Rounding out the main players are Kasidy Devlin as Sir Robin (and a couple more) and Philip Huffman as Sir Galahad, the Black Knight, and Prince Herbert’s Father. Devlin develops from a literally crappy fellow into a Broadway-belting hero, while Huffman transforms from a very literal peasant into a luxuriously-locked but still very literal knight. Not that any additional comic relief is needed (how relieved can one show be?), but more laughs are provided by Richard LaFleur and Blake Burgess, who make the most of the nine (!) roles between them.

For fans of Monty Python, or musical theater in general, this production deftly navigates the best of all possible worlds, while gently pushing the envelope with a tempered yet gleeful irreverence and, like the artform itself, it’s a joyous romp for a world that far too often takes itself far too seriously.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Is anyone else missing the significance of the salt girl in the rain?

What does it mean?

Who is she?

Why is she spilling the salt?

All I have are questions, not a desire to buy more Morton.

Seems cruel to leave a child out in the rain with nothing but a cylinder of salt.

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Mocktail Madness

During this Dry January, when booze is no longer the standard liquid accompaniment to fancy dinners or weekend brunches, an arsenal of mocktails makes for a decent substitute for what so many of us love. A good restaurant will offer these, and my favorites always have some on hand. Still, when one is hankering for an accessory at cocktail hour and you’re not at a restaurant, it is helpful to have some easy options at easy disposal.

One of the best tricks to spruce up something simple like club soda or seltzer (in case any of the numerous flavored seltzers won’t suffice) is to add some freshly-squeezed citrus of your favorite variety. Don’t limit yourself to lemons or oranges either – branch out into grapefruit, clementines, or blood oranges. Each offers it own subtle shading to a drink, and don’t forget to get a decent outer layer of peel for garnish. Mocktails and cocktails alike need something to dress them up, and when leaving out the liquor in the former it’s important to bone up on the other attributes. When dealing with freshly-squeeze citrus, I’d also strongly suggest that you strain it before it goes into the final glass. I don’t mind a little fresh pulp in my drinks, so I won’t usually bother, but it makes a big difference if you’re looking for something more refined.

The second thing I like to use is a flavored simple syrup. Simple syrups are usually a mix of two parts sugar to one part water, then heated to the point of boiling and cooled when all the sugar is dissolved. Just about anything can be added to flavor these syrups – I’ve used lavender, fresh ginger (peeled), star anise, cloves, and various citrus peels. A few spoonfuls into a glass of seltzer is a much healthier option than soda, and you can control exactly how much sweetness you’re going to get.

Finally, while I’m not the biggest fan of muddled anything, most people love a mojito, and they seem to love mashing stuff into their drinks, so for those folks I suggest selecting a fruit juice or a flavored water of some sort, and combining it with something to be muddled or mashed, or simply bruised and brushed: watermelon goes wonderfully with basil, mint goes refreshingly well with lime, and shiso leaves work magically with peach. If you’re fans of herbs, try some rosemary or lemon verbena or kaffir lime leaves – all lend themselves to a light muddle or a simple garnish to delight the nose. Thyme and dill can be used too if you’re looking for something on the savory side. The possibilities are endless.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

One of the only good things about winter is that our garage can now double as a refrigerator. 

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Odds & Hunky Ends

While winter has us in her wicked grasp, let’s pause and look back at some of the hotness that has populated this site in days before. Normally I despise looking back this much, but when the sights are this pretty an exception deserves to be made. 

We shall begin with this fine quintet of Speedo-clad divers, because some gentlemen should only be seen in a Speedo. And Olympic-caliber divers certainly qualify for that distinction. In the feature photo, you’ll see the fine physiques and handsome faces of Daniel Goodfellow, Matthew Lee, Yona Knight-Wisdom, Chris Mears and Jack Laugher, most of whom have been featured here before. Special emphasis has been placed on Jack Laugher and Dan Goodfellow, since they’ve partnered up for diving events before. We value and celebrate such kinship here, particularly when wet. Chris Mears was previously seen without any Speedo on at all, and that may be even better. A naked Olympic athlete? Who are we to say no?

This previous shirtless post on the man who plays Thor, Chris Hemsworth, was one of several the actor earned over his years on the big-screen. Muscle-bound and magnificent, he doffed his clothing in this epic GIF, showcasing his ample assets to the delight of many.

Colin Kaepernick has made powerful statements on the football field in the past, and because of such courage he won his Hunk of the Day feature in this post

Illuminating how hard work does a body good, Idris Elba has been getting in even sharper shape of late, as evidenced in this shirtless post and the photo seen here. Who wants to go for a ride?

A double-GIF for your viewing pleasure, feast your eyes upon Henry Cavill and Pietro Boselli in magnificent motion. A nude Henry Cavill has been featured here before, as has his hairy-chested figure, while a naked Pietro Boselli showed off his goods in this post. And his VPL in this post. And other stuff in this one. And his Santa’s hat in this one. And the top of his coin slot in this one. And, well, you get the point in this one

(Bonus Henry Cavill post here because you will want to see it. And one more of Boselli’s naked butt.)

Finally, in a fun nod to the ‘How Hard Has Aging Hit You’ challenge that’s been raging through FaceBook lately, here are Mark Paul and Mario Lopez in their before and after shots. They are far too clothed for anyone’s liking, so check out these posts with Mr. Lopez in his underwear and Mr. G without any underwear at all. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Me, still hangry after a salad for lunch: “I’m just going to have a few delicious almonds for the afternoon.”

Co-worker: “What person would you turn into with a Snickers?”

Me: [Unamused glaring]

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Whaling in Oklahoma, By Way of Boston

{This little review is from my TripAdvisor profile.}

Taking its name from an unnecessarily-outlawed practice in a very-land-locked state, ‘Whaling in Oklahoma’ occupies the former stead of Tremont 647, and though I was initially devastated to hear of the latter’s closure, I’m happy to report that what follows in its tracks is a restaurant of equal, if not greater, inspiration and excitement.

On a recent frigid night, the kitchen-side tables offered cozy respite from the biting outside air, and as we sat looking over the menu, we overheard the explanation of the namesake from a server. To the relief of the denizens at the next table, ‘Whaling in Oklahoma’ is more about an attitude of gleeful defiance and out-of-the-box thinking than any actual mammals on the menu. (That menu changes slightly based on what is in season and what moves the chefs, so what you see on the website is subject to variation.) On the night we visited, pork was what called to us the most, so we ordered three dishes featuring the flavorful meat. (Most of the dishes on hand are designed to be shared in smaller, tapas style, and will come out as soon as they’re ready, adding to the adventurous aspect that one should embrace here. Our server advised about two to three dishes per person, and it worked out well.)

Heavily influenced by Japanese flavors and traditions, the parade of plates we tried just kept getting better. It began with a simple Hamachi with blood orange, sansho pepper and nori. Cut into smaller bites, it was better able to absorb the surrounding flavors. An auspicious beginning to the meal, it was followed immediately by the miso glazed eggplant. The subtle flavor was enhanced by an ample and integral helping of sliced green onions. These two dishes were but a lead-in to the main event – a one-two-three pork punch that started with one of their specialties: the pork cutlet sandwich, with all its typical Japanese accompaniments. This one is cut neatly, crusts off, but in keeping with their motto of waste-less sustainability, they give you a second dish of the crusts and any additional items that may have been shaved off, then drizzle more of the sauce on it, and it’s simply wonderful (because after you finish the main sandwich, you will still want more – it’s that good). The steamed buns continued the porky fun, their spongy soft vehicle carrying some delicious twice-cooked pork belly and greens. The finale and culmination of the pork parade was found in the Okonomiyaki v. 1.2, which was more pork belly, some crispy kimchi and a coating of cheese that sends it into a different culinary atmosphere altogether. One of the pricier dishes at $17, this could easily be a meal unto itself, but then you’d miss out on all the other opportunities.

A decadent list of Japanese-inspired cocktails looked especially tempting, but for my dry January I opted for one of their booze-free options – the Shiso Peach. The mint-like shiso added the depth and freshness necessary to erase any alcohol-free regret. We’ll return in later weeks to sample some of their more potent offerings, including an intriguing trio of high balls.

This part was new to me: there is a 3% kitchen appreciation fee tacked onto the bill, which is noted on the menu. As explained, this is designed to help the kitchen staff share in the success of the restaurant, and purportedly to make a better experience for the guest. If that’s the secret to the culinary magic on hand, I won’t complain.

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A Very Snowy Recap

Winter, oh harsh and unforgiving winter! We hear you! We see you! We know that you are here! 

If you’ve been able to dig yourself out of the white stuff (I watched the snow plows and my hero/husband Andy do the heavy work from a safe and warm vantage point: our conversation couch) then I congratulate you and welcome you to enjoy a brief respite in the form of our Monday recap. Sit for a spell, grab a cup of coffee or tea, and warm yourself by the fiery posts encapsulated in this quick rundown. Winter is not for wimps.

For some light-hearted whimsical frivolity (after all, why else are you here?) follow the #TinyThreads back to their beginning. It’s a fun ride. 

This is gonna leave a mark.

A Valentine’s Day gift wish.

Their ears were watching us

The passing of a great poet.

My Mom’s birthday.

Bringing the Madge-ic back

The Madonna Timeline returned with ‘Secret Garden’ from the ‘Erotica’ era.

My egg is so much better than Twitter’s egg.

Zac Efron got all sweaty and shirtless for your viewing pleasure. 

A forest of dead Christmas trees.

My very first cleanse, of sorts.

Keeping things nice and toasty for this wintry week were the Hunks of the Day: Mike Parrow, Evan Betts,  Lin-Manuel Miranda, Jeff Leatham, Colton Underwood, Billy Porter, Harry Shum Jr., and Dan Levy.

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A Dry January: My First Cleanse

New Year’s Resolutions and cleanses and all that nonsense have always held absolutely no allure for me. They don’t last, and the people who seem to espouse them the most are the ones who deny ever saying such tripe by the time February ends. This year, however, I’m trying my hand at a bit of a cleanse, and a booze-free January. In truth, I started before last year ended, so technically it’s not a New Year’s resolution. Maybe that’s why is hasn’t been that difficult to do.

Despite most outward appearances, I’m a pretty disciplined person. This blog hasn’t received daily updates from a slacker for the past fifteen years. When I set my mind to something, it gets done. For the past few weeks, that’s been about getting in better shape and making it a dry January. Each feeds into the other, so it’s been working out well, and perhaps I’ll carry it forward into February as well. (I’m not going to lie: I really just want to fit into my former pants because I have too many to afford going up another waist size.) But I do also want to get a little healthier. The body doesn’t bounce back like it did in my 20’s. Or even 30’s.

Luckily, a healthier lifestyle will also inform a new project, which is in its earliest embryonic state. A complete turnaround from the PVRTD project of last year, it’s going to be a doozy of a different feather. But that’s far, far in the future. The task at hand is a combination of better eating habits, more exercise, and some meditation both mindful and mindless. That’s enough for now.

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Dead Trees in a Forest Chamber

It was the tinsel that caught my eye. Amid the dirty snow and dull gray tones of winter, January offered little in the way of visual splendor. When my brother and I were playing outside shortly after the holiday season one year, we happened upon a neighbor’s tree that still had much of its sparkling tinsel tangled in its boughs. It fluttered and reflected the sunlight, an incongruous bit of glamour in a landscape of the downtrodden. We were so entranced, we carted it to our backyard, dragging it through the snow all the way to the area behind the pool pump house, away from disapproving parental eyes.

We dug (as best as we could) a little hole in the snowy ground and managed to prop it up. It transformed the space in such spectacular fashion, and we were so tickled at the novelty of extending Christmas in this secret stretch of forest, that we promptly hit the neighborhood to find another. By the time the afternoon ended, we’d assembled four or five former Christmas trees in the space behind the pump house, on the edge of a forest that was mostly just populated by bare deciduous trees. We’d created our own little evergreen grove, and in my fantastical imagination I envisioned them taking root and prospering here, affording more hiding spaces, and providing a holiday nook that would retain its beauty year-round. (I didn’t know much about gardening way back then; what little I did know indicated that my fantasies were rather far-fetched and too good to be true.)

The trees looked fine for a few days, and when covered with freshly-fallen snow they made a happy scene indeed. It was our very own winter wonderland, conjured from discarded Christmas trees and discarded dreams of sparkling tinsel. Winter would not have it for long, however. Rather, winter would be the only one to have it, as soon the evergreen needles dried and fell off. The branches went bare from the bottom up, their stems turning dry and prickly, the bright tan shade of death that betrayed desiccation. Our little evergreen forest was dying off as instantly as it had been created. We were mostly bored by it at that point anyway. It was more fun to roll the trees down the bank and see how far they would go into the wooded stretch.

I’d wanted the magic of Christmas to last just a little longer, and it had… but never quite long enough.

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Zac Efron: Shirtlessly Gratuitous

It’s been a while since we last featured some shirtless Zac Efron shots here, and what time better than this snowy present to gift his fans with a few more? Looking back through the archives, Mr. Efron really does deserve his own category (a la David Beckham, Tom Ford, Madonna, Tom Daley, Ben Cohen and the equally-scintillating like – such as ‘Gratuitous Nudity‘). That may happen if he ever does a proper non-comedic nude scene. Until then, you’ll have to subsist on him getting naked here and very much here and almost here and here in the name of a laugh. Granted, a sexy laugh, but a laugh nonetheless. (Apparently, he only gets into a Speedo and grabs cocks in the name of comedy too.) Anyway, here are a few more, including a last promo shot for his Amazon suggestion store, wherein he tells the world what he likes to use to get such a fine body. Zac Efron is actively fueling my Amazon addiction. Great. Like the world isn’t difficult enough. 

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The Egg: Before & After

There is some photograph of an egg that just broke Twitter records for most liked or most tweeted or most ejaculated on image in history. Blah and blech. These photos are much more interesting to me. Notice the cherry blossom bowl! Notice the dimple in the egg white! Notice the passage of time from one pic to the next! This is action. This is life. This is the beginning and the end in two metaphoric images. 

Now go follow me on Twitter to see all my stupid tweets. 

Or better yet, make it Instagram. I’m cheekier there

 

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The Madonna Timeline: Song #147 – ‘Secret Garden’ ~ Late fall 1992

{Note: The Madonna Timeline is an ongoing feature, where I put the iPod on shuffle and write a little anecdote on whatever was going on in my life when that Madonna song was released and/or came to prominence in my mind.}

Impenetrable fortress of leaves and flowers.

Walls of vines grown rigid and gnarled.

A cloud of bees readying their swords.

Bordered by trees and shrubs, a sun-lit section of secret garden opened up to the boy who didn’t belong there. Like Peter Rabbit, he’d gained his entrance without invitation, stumbling upon it while on a hide-and-seek mission with the neighborhood kids. It was so entrancing, so seductive with its leafy curtains begging further exploration, that he promptly forgot about anyone waiting for him to return. Already the garden cast its dangerous spell, and with the boy securely in its trance closed its gates around him.

A line of marigolds held golden goblets of fire in the air; a rough brush of their foliage and flowers released a less-than-desirable fragrance. (Being pretty and blessed with such fiery shades would have to be enough.) A patch of ferny-leaved cosmos winked and blushed, bobbing their pink faces in the breeze.

A bed of vegetables was neatly tended. Bare teepees of bamboo rods hosted climbing pole beans. Large umbrels of bright green shaded the protuberance of new zucchini fruit, the swollen phallic forms practically throbbing within their ribbed skin. A stand of blood red tomatoes looked a little worse for wear. The mutilated, disemboweled and partly-devoured carcasses of several fruits sat in a sad pile beneath those who had not yet fallen. The boy was not the only marauder who had trespassed here. Such is the inherent problem with excessive prettiness: everyone wants to look. And if you taste good enough on top of that, some will want to eat.

IN MY SECRET GARDEN, I’M LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT FLOWER
WAITING FOR MY FINEST HOUR
IN MY SECRET GARDEN, I STILL BELIEVE AFTER ALL
I STILL BELIEVE AND I FALL
YOU PLANT THE SEED AND I’LL WATCH IT GROW
I WONDER WHEN I’LL START TO SHOW
I WONDER IF I’LL EVER KNOW
WHERE MY PLACE IS
WHERE MY FACE IS
I KNOW IT’S IN HERE SOMEWHERE
I JUST WISH I KNEW THE COLOR OF MY HAIR
I KNOW THE ANSWER’S HIDING SOMEWHERE
IN MY SECRET GARDEN…

A garden where sex and death were as much a part of life as air and water. Sin and salvation intertwined like a pair of vines, and you could not gain a seed without the death of a flower. The act of copulation was at its inception an act of violence: an act of breaking and entering – a holy act of destruction. The garden was cruel in those ways and others. It bestowed beauty and charm while insidiously offering poisoned fruits and thorny barbs. It was the exquisite opening scene of ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ before everything went all bloody and murderous. A garden is not a thing with which to trifle, and a secret garden carries even more defenses.

THERE’S A PETAL THAT ISN’T TORN
A HEART THAT WILL NOT HARDEN
A PLACE THAT I CAN BE BORN, IN MY SECRET GARDEN
A ROSE WITHOUT A THORN, A LOVER WITHOUT SCORN

Psychedelic and trippy, this song closed the gorgeously-prickly ‘Erotica’ album with an artful flourish, and it remains one of Madonna’s most seductive and challenging works. A colorful prism of self-reflection and perpetual seeking, it finds Madonna both reflective and hopeful. The song doesn’t want to end – the piano is tickled incessantly like some giddy post-coital lover and the ‘Erotica’ album doesn’t so much end as fade eternally into a searing, sexy sunset.

We are nearing the final section of songs for the Madonna Timeline (I’d say this is the last quarter, the winter of our several-years-long journey), and while it has by no means been a comprehensive and complete examination of her immense catalog, it hits the majority of efforts from her main albums.  I’m glad this song waited until the end to appear, as it is a nifty (not neat, never neat – anybody who says the show is neat has to go) close-out of the ‘Erotica’ period. It was a fertile portion of her infamous career, perhaps her most provocative, and with it came some of her best music. The title track to the album is an ode to a largely-vanished New York sex scene (God how I miss the Gaiety), while singles ‘Deeper and Deeper’, ‘Bad Girl‘, and ‘Rain‘ round out the proceedings with wildly-disparate themes and videos. The deep cuts were just as brilliant, with ‘Words‘ and ‘Thief of Hearts‘ easily vying for single-status. Things got sultry with ‘Fever‘ and ‘Waiting’ and ‘Where Life Begins’, then subdued and somber with ‘Why’s It So Hard’ and ‘In This Life’ before kissing someone cheekily off in ‘Bye Bye Baby’. For the CD (this was back when we still had cassette tapes too, kids) the bonus track ‘Did You Do It?’ was a ridiculous waste of time and space but every album needs a dud; I suppose we should be grateful she made it the bonus track instead of the final song. That final song is here, and it encapsulates the heady time of her life that was ‘Erotica’ and ‘Sex’ and the firestorm of controversy that accompanied both.

IF I WAIT FOR THE RAIN TO KISS ME AND UNDRESS ME
WILL I LOOK LIKE A FOOL, WET AND A MESS?
WILL I STILL BE THIRSTY? WILL I PASS THE TEST?
AND IF I LOOK FOR THE RAINBOW, WILL I SEE IT?
OR WILL IT PASS RIGHT BY?
CAUSE I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE, CAUSE THE BLIND ARE NEVER FREE
EVEN IN MY SECRET GARDEN
THERE’S A CHANCE THAT I COULD HARDEN
THAT’S WHY I’LL KEEP LOOKING FOR…

As for me, ‘Secret Garden’ was the gloriously trippy soundtrack to the rollercoaster of my sex life that was about to begin. Straddling the innocent and the profane, it brought a font of forbidden knowledge, the kind that gushed so guiltily in the garden of Adam and Eve. Tempted by such sweet fruit and called by the beauty dangling in front of me, I happily fell. I didn’t know then how sticky it could be, how wildly the heart could run when led by the cock. The scorn of lovers was not usually a character trait in the others; I would bring it out in them. And they in me. No great rose ever came without a few thorns.

A PETAL THAT ISN’T TORN
A HEART THAT WILL NOT HARDEN
A PLACE THAT I CAN BE BORN, IN MY SECRET GARDEN
A ROSE WITHOUT A THORN, A LOVER WITHOUT SCORN
I STILL BELIEVE, I STILL BELIEVE
CAUSE AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, I’M STILL ALIVE
THE BOOTS HAVE COME AND TRAMPLED ON ME AND I’M STILL ALIVE
CAUSE THE SUN HAS KISSED ME AND CARESSED ME
AND I’M STRONG
AND THERE’S A CHANCE THAT I WILL GROW, THIS I KNOW
SO I’M STILL LOOKING FOR…

The long-ago summer of the boy’s visit to the secret garden passed. It would be one of the last games of hide-and-seek, one of the last times he would look upon a hidden garden and feel magic and delight. He was growing up, and fall was taking him back to the noisy and riotous world of people, to a world less dangerous in some ways and much more wicked in others. In the garden that was just going to sleep, a few lethargic bees buzzed, more out of habit than any pollen-gathering work-ethic. There were still days when the sun warmed the earth and the land gave up the scent of life, even if life meant decay and rot and impending winter slumber. If you looked beneath the oak leaves, you might find a pile of green put forth by a few stalwart fighters, hanging onto their freshness to the very end. They too would be gone soon enough, buried beneath the snow and brutalized by a cold that sunk into and below their roots. The secrets of the garden would not be fully revealed before it went into hiding for the winter.

A PETAL THAT ISN’T TORN
A HEART THAT WILL NOT HARDEN
A PLACE THAT I CAN BE BORN, IN MY SECRET GARDEN
A ROSE WITHOUT A THORN, A LOVER WITHOUT SCORN

SOMEWHERE IN FONTAINEBLEAU LIES MY SECRET GARDEN…
SONG #147: – ‘Secret Garden’ ~ Late fall 1992
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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Torn about bubble tea? Me too. I tried it for the first time last weekend. Can’t quite decide if I love it or loathe it. Leaning toward the latter…

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The Not-So-Secret Return of the Madonna Timeline

It’s been a long while since our last Madonna Timeline, so perhaps a brief Mad-cap recap of the last few entries is in order before tomorrow’s big reveal (it’s from the ‘Erotica’ era, so you know it will be hot hot hot!) As you may know, the selections for the timeline are procured from setting my Madonna collection on shuffle, and seeing what pops up next. Such randomness is on full display in the last seven songs that have been featured, as it features some of her best work with some of her more lackluster efforts.

For even more Madonna madness, check out the first hundred timelines here and here. We are closing in on the last quarter of entries, which may be why I’m stalling a little. I don’t want it to end. Luckily, a new album is on the 2019 horizon, so we have a way to go. The magic continues…

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