Author Archives: Alan Ilagan

Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

What exactly do we mean by the term ‘tempting fate’? 

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Cristiano’s Underwear Basket

Cristiano Ronaldo models the latest from his CR7 underwear line. If you can’t fill out your own underwear, well, I don’t even know where that was going. Cristiano has been here many times, mostly in his skivvies. Haven’t heard any complaints yet. (About him, at least, with the possible exception of his full-frontal shot.)

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When Fears Prove to be Well-Founded

I warned you.

No one wanted to believe.

Now it’s too late.

{Shout-out to Carl for the heads-up on this one.}

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Spring in My Step

What wonder might be found in a pair of shoes?

All the wonders of the world if it’s the right pair.

I don’t know if these encapsulate every single wonder there is, but they come close, and when it comes to shoes, close is enough. I enjoy a fun pair, but they aren’t my everything. I’m a strange bird who prefers a fancy new robe over a fancy new pair of shoes any day. Same for coats and bags. Shoes are actually down on my list when it comes to obsessions. Still, there are some that tickle my uterus. (I’ve started to drop nonsensical euphemisms as my age advances, which should make for fun future readings of this blog)

These floral puppies beg the existential question of whether the clothes make the man. In my case, they often do, in a roundabout way. Wearing something fun like this inspires me – it alters my mood slightly, elevating and injecting it with a whimsy that might otherwise remain buried. It adds a lift to my step, both for the silliness of such footwear and for the floral prettiness of them. With a cheerier countenance, my attitude about things improves. I’m less irritable, less likely to make a scene if there are fifty shop workers asking if I need help and only one person working a register with ten people in line. Do such shoes make me a better person? Not at all. Do they make me a better-behaving person? Quite possibly. And a bit happier too, if I’m being honest. It’s not because I’m a material girl; I simply love color. And flowers. And beauty. And… spring.

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Shell-Shocked: Gratuitous Pietro Boselli Shots

Who knew a math teacher would offer so many scintillating poses for this website? Pietro Boselli has been turning heads as many times as he has been solving equations, thanks in large part to pictures like this. He’s been seen in his underwear, in a Santa hat, and in nothing at all. One day I’ll do a comprehensive collection of all his links. For now, you’ll have to do some finger work and search the archives yourself. (Yes, there are archives – scroll to the bottom of the page and type anything into the search section and see what comes up.)

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Do you think there is a ‘She Said “No” I’ out there somewhere?

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A Fort in Downtown Albany

You can call me a sinner, or you can call me a saint…”~ Madonna

When a candle shares your name (or misbegotten nickname) you kind of have to buy it. Such was the case when I came upon the ‘St. Al’ candle at the Fort Orange General Store in downtown Albany. I’ve been stalking their Facebook page for months, and as soon as the weather made walking at lunch a thing again I traveled the couple of blocks from my office and popped in. The first thing I saw was this candle. While the name is sweet, the scent is even sweeter – a combination of sandalwood, clay, clove flower, oud and ylang-ylang – which meant that it hit all my favored fragrance notes.

This one has just a hint of smokiness to it, which means it will transition well from spring and summer into fall. Someone had told me about how good these candles were (marketed under the ‘Boy Smells’ label) and the others on display smelled equally as wonderful. (Sadly, there was no discount for guys named Al, but I had to ask.)

 

The rest of the Fort Orange General Store is just as charming, with a delicious selection of soaps and washes and such, along with room sprays, body lotions, face masks, jewelry, hand towels, sage smudges, and a number of Albany-themed items like cards and penants and t-shirts. Staff is super-friendly and helpful, so if you’re looking for a local place to support, while finding things you just can’t get at Marshall’s or Target or TJ Maxx, head to downtown Albany. There’s magic here too.

{The Fort Orange General Store is located at 412 Broadway, right in downtown Albany.}

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It’s Gonna Be May (We Know)

This dumb-ass meme has been making the rounds for the last fucking week. Second perhaps only to the ‘May the Fourth be with you’ bullshit thatâ’s right around the fucking corner as far as annoyance and ubiquity goes, it stands as testament to ‘NSync and a young Justin Timberlake before he grew into naked hunkdom. I’m just over the whole meme thing, but any reason to post a link to a nude Justin Timberlake can’t be all bad.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

I wish I could get as excited as the rest of you regarding pockets in dresses.

I just can’t.

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Real Magnolias

These glorious magnolia blooms come from a species I’ve long admired. The neighbors down the street had an immense magnolia tree in their shaded backyard. If you followed the woods behind our house far enough, you would come to a bank which led up to the back of their yard. In the spring, through curtains of chartreuse foliage on yews and similar landscaping shrubs, one could spy the glorious, if brief, flowering of the magnolia. It took center stage for just a few days. The warmer it was, the sooner the show would be over. Some years I missed it completely.

Their sweet scent carried on the wind, though I cannot say that is what drew me to the yard. Mostly I happened there by chance, and out of the corner of my eye I caught their show. Keeping careful watch on the windows of the house, I’d steal across the year, quickly pick up one or two fallen blooms, and scoot away holding the delicious blossom up to my nose while inhaling the delicate perfume.

Their one major drawback is their messiness ~ the blooms drop and quickly decay, leaving a mushy mess that must be dealt with, usually right after the initial clean-up of a yard takes place. Their thick leaves are also the kind that don’t degrade with any efficiency. Better to admire these from a distance, and I do.

There are varieties that bloom in shades of yellow during the summer ~ the tulip magnolia is one I believe~ and I’ve thought of finding a place for one of these. They seem more exotic, the blooms coming so far after the initial flush of blossoms. One of these grows in Boston, and I seek out its flowers in the high heat of summer, pretending I’m a Southern lady gasping for a mint julep or a charged adult glass of sweet tea.

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A Sweet Southern Recap

We’ve been back from Savannah for a few weeks now, but the recollections of that fabulous trip were just posted, so this post rides on those Southern coattails until some of that sun works its way back north. On with the recap…

It began with politics. My apologies. 

Boston bloomed, and will again. 

Approaching April showers.

Our Easter family dinner

Our Savannah chronicles in one recap. 

These Tiny Threads

The shirtless men in black & white.

Hunks of the Day included Janjep Carlos, Anthony JoshuaPete Buttigieg, Nick Viall, Tommy Hatto

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

My spring coat is almost ready for viewing. 

I hand-beaded it myself. 

It’s fancy.

It’s fabulous.

It’s fantastical.

{Photo is for cheeky purposes only; not actual coat.}

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Shirtless Men in Black & White

Everything’s arty when it’s completely desaturated of color. So goes the non-artistic view of things. Here’s is a decent collection of gentlemen who have been here before in all their shirtless glory, now seen in equal shirtless form, but in motion. The main featured GIF belongs to Ryan Reynolds, who manages to be hilarious and charming and endearing and hot all in one spectacular gift package. See him in full-color shirtlessness here as Hunk of the Day, or here with his bare butt

Legendary in name and much more, John Legend has been a Hunk of the Day as well, thanks as much to his fineness as his talent. Both are pretty damn big. 

Adam Levine has left a big mark on this website over the years. Start with this shirtless recap post, and proceed to find all of his naked bits

Male model Godfrey Gao simply glowed in his Hunk of the Day crowning, and brings similar sultriness to this post. 

Kellan Lutz was a frontman for Calvin Klein underwear once upon a time. See this naked Kellan Lutz post for visual reasons. 

All it takes is a towel for Colton Haynes to make a statement. Exposing his nipples is another way, as seen here. And see some bonus shirtless motion here

Closing out this post with some magic, this is Matthew Lewis, who’s come a long way from his Neville Longbottom days. Check out the original underwear post to see how long

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The Savannah Chronicles: End & Recap

“Savannah was invariably gracious to strangers, but it was immune to their charms. It wanted nothing so much as to be left alone.” ~ John Berendt

It ended in the same way it began ~ at the airport, with a piano player doing what piano players do in a sunny atrium somewhere outside of Savannah. Picking up a last-minute praline for Mom, I immediately went to daydreaming about another visit, perhaps with the parents in tow. Savannah has enough magic for everyone, and with its walkable squares and plentiful historical excursions, along with such excellent food and drink, enough appeal for the most finicky of family members. I made a mental note to plan something in the future.

Part of its charm was no doubt due to the fact that I was vacation with Andy ~ a state in which we rarely find ourselves these days. It’s a happy circumstance that brings a certain peace, especially when separated from the usual burdens and chores of a house and work and political news briefings. We removed ourselves from that stressful world and sunk deep into siestas and slow walks among the pretty squares of the historic district, reviving ourselves with Southern bourbon cocktails and low country food-stuffs. Just as we were easing into an easy-going frame of mind, when the sweet slowness of the Southern pace was finally part of our schedule, it was time to go. That’s ok ~ we will take a bit of it back with us, I thought as I perused a book of Southern recipes and vaguely worked out a brunch or afternoon gathering for a sunny late spring day. Until then, here’s a linky look back at our Savannah Adventures:

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The Savannah Chronicles: Part 6

“Once upon a time the world was sweeter than we knew. Everything was ours; how happy we were then, but then once upon a time never comes again.” ~ Johnny Mercer

I’ve always found cemeteries to be more than just peaceful places of repose. They are perfect for meditation, for returning to a frame of mind that is both grounded and relieved by mundane concerns. When it comes down to life and death, we are all equal. We each get one. What we do with the former is largely up to us; the latter is confoundingly out of our control, for the most part. Andy and I were dropped off at the entrance to the cemetery, and after a lost pair of sunglasses (I gave them up to Savannah’s ghosts) we began our self-guided walk along trees hung with Spanish moss and blooming camellias around every gravestone.

Little Gracie Watson’s marker ~ a pale sculpture of astounding life-like sadness ~ was surrounded and protected by an iron fence. It had proved too popular to be left open to careless tourists. We passed the cemetery for Conrad Aiken as well ~ I had no idea that he was buried there. Our real quest was for Johnny Mercer, and near the end of our journey we found him and his family. Beside a few palm trees, and marble etched with some of his many lyrics, Mr. Mercer’s site was in the peaceful shade of a few trees, near enough the water to feel its breeze. Nearby, a wayward wisteria wound its way around an iron gate, while camellias bloomed amid the green and gray.

“To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead…”

We paused there for a moment. We lucked out and were the only ones around for a while. Amid the beauty, there was peace. A few birds chirped above us as we made our way out of the cemetery. Our time in Savannah was coming to a close, and much too quickly…

“That old black magic has me in its spell,

That old black magic that you weave so well

Icy fingers up and down my spine

The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine…”

~ Johnny Mercer

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