Author Archives: Alan Ilagan

Here We Are

Didn’t Gloria Estefan have a song that started like that? I think she did. Ask Suzie Ko – we had a Gloria Estefan moment in a Sears store a long time ago. So much has gone since then, including Sears. Anyway, it’s the Tuesday after a long holiday weekend, and nothing is worse than that, especially when it’s scheduled to rain, so this post will be slight and small and just the littlest bit whiny. Hey, it’s what you came for. Go somewhere else for all-we-need-is-positivity. (I heard the Spice Girls concert opened with huge sound problems. You’d think they would check that shit beforehand. I digress…)

Coming up, when I get around to it, will be a review of ‘The Cher Show’ and a few fun photos of my niece and nephew from our Memorial Day dinner. Both are better than they sound on virtual paper. In the meantime, I implore you to type whatever you want into the ‘Search’ box located somewhere below this post. It’s fun. I don’t like being reminded of the nonsense I may have written in the past, but others do. Check it out. Let’s get this unofficial summer season going. 

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A Recap of Remembrance

Behind-the-scenes preparation for the summer season left my blog on auto-pilot, but hopefully you didn’t snooze through the whole week because there were some notable posts. See if you can find the gems among the wreckage before we head into the final week of May. It went by too quickly ~ the bane of spring and summer…

Let’s begin by tying up all these tiny threads.

That naked Channing Tatum shower photo

Looking forward to this return to the Abbey

Some super sexy Zac Efron GIFs.

A taste of your poison paradise.

Vibrant saturation

Late for Lent.

My version of the Mom selfie, according to Suzie. 

My take on Broadway’s ‘To Kill A Mockingbird.’

There were but two Hunks of the Day: Austin Wolf and Swae Lee

The shock of a very nude Aaron Schock

Happy Memorial Day, everybody. And hello summer…

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A Memorial Moment

One of the more somber holidays, which most of us seem to forget as we celebrate the unofficial start to the summer season, Memorial Day usually finds us departing Ogunquit after a nice long weekend by the sea. For the first time in almost 20 years, we skipped our pilgrimage there, and while we both missed it, we got to be home for the weekend, preparing the house for summer guests, and seeing the daily changes in the garden. In years past we always missed the first flush of peony blooms when we were away (of course this is the year they wait to open).

There are other things coming into their own at this time, such as the Chinese dogwood and Korean lilac. The ostrich ferns, almost fully unfurled, are also at the height of their glory – all freshness and chartreuse saturation. In myriad ways, this is the most beautiful the garden will get – when there are still glimpses of ground to set off the light green, and most of the plants still hold their flower buds tightly within, waiting for a longer stretch of heat and sunshine. It is the moment of hope for all that is to come.

Our pool is open, a breeze gently rustles the curtains of the patio, and in the beauty and the light of an American backyard, I offer gratitude and thanks to living in such a space of freedom. Let’s hope we can hang onto it.

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A Naked Schock of Shocks

Aaron Schock got shirtless for some fitness magazine a few years ago, but that’s nothing compared to what Kenneth in the [212] unearthed with just the slightest of digging. Check out Aaron Schock nude here, and then visit a more innocent post of him merely shirtless here. Sadly, the guy’s a total closeted prick who remains a Republican in the face of all sense. Still, a naked Aaron Schock is better than a suited (and congressionally-seated) one any day. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

People throw the term ‘foolproof’ around way too casually, fools being fools.

#TinyThreads

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Theater Review: ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ ~ Shubert Theatre – May 10, 2019

How do you faithfully transfer a classic and much-beloved novel to the stage and convey the precise charm and power of the original? You don’t. It simply isn’t possible, especially with the writing and weighty school-taught history of Harper Lee’s practically-perfect work. Rather than attempt a straight-forward translation, Aaron Sorkin wisely reinterprets, to a minor extent, the story of ‘To Kill A Mockingbird,’ bringing it into the modern-day lexicon and leaning on the powerful parallels with today’s volatile social climate. Yet far from removing the grace and tenderness of the original, it translates its overriding themes into our cynical and, some might rightly say, evil times while keeping the story very much of its own era. It’s both telling and tragic to see how some things haven’t changed very much.

A noble yet deceptively-subtle star-turn by Jeff Daniels as Atticus Finch provides the bedrock foundation around which his children and the story at hand tread delicate, damning steps. When that foundation reveals cracks and fissures, and the steadfast archetype of Atticus gets shaken more than he did in the original book, it reveals the shifting tectonics of all the time that has gone by since its first publication, as well as a more complex reading of a character we all thought we knew so well. The doubly-nuanced layers of this lend the production its pristine sparkle and compelling relevance.

Daniels gets the star status here, but rather than going the easy route with showy theatrics or affably robust stalwartness, he underplays with almost infuriatingly-restrained nuances, occasionally mumbling what I’m hoping were throwaway lines (since I missed a few of them). It’s a genius move on his part, turning much of the audience into the children he so easily vexes with his unflappable and imperturbable conscience ~ like his daughter Scout.

Inhabiting a child’s body that manages to exhibit energy, awkwardness, and grace all at once, Celia Keenan-Bolger is the earnest heart of the piece, one that has to break a little to grow. As she comes of age during the summer at hand, she loses a bit of her innocence, not unlike the country depicted at the time. We all lose a little bit of innocence when faced with ugly realities.

In the world then, as in the world now, violence is ever-ready to descend, even in the unlikeliest of places. The heaviness of it all is not always blatant, but it’s somehow more vicious because of its hidden nature. Seen and sensed in a demolished camellia, a rumpled ham costume, and a broken arm, it seeps into everything, and when it finally explodes with visceral ferocity (as in the moment when Atticus spars with Bob Ewell) the audience finds itself in conflicted, exultant relief. Yet even in the most chilling and tense portion of both the play and the book, as a gang of hooded townsfolk come to deliver their own violent justice to the accused, the idea of violence ~ and the possibility of its eruption ~ is more menacing than any actual act itself. Like the book, this Mockingbird sings of tension and strife that thrives just beneath the surface, constantly threatening to bubble up at any moment. Atticus seems built to steer clear of such churnings, but when it finally reaches his own children, he has his own quiet reckoning.

As Scout, Keenan-Bolger is an admirable foil for Daniels ~ all exuberance and hope and reverence for her father. In his portrayal of Scout’s brother Jem ~ Will Pullen channels fervent, righteous impatience that sometimes boils over into anger. He wants to please his father as much as he questions his steadfast beliefs and methods of doling out justice. Rounding out the kids is a visiting quirky neighbor, Dil, who is impressively fleshed out by Gideon Glick, even given the character’s backseat status.

Much has been made of Calpurnia’s more pointed deviation from her role in the book, and though LaTanya Richardson Jackson ends up heavy-handed in some spots, overall she is the update that this ‘Mockingbird’ needs to make it soar, and such tweaking doesn’t spoil or destroy the intent. Who knows, maybe a privileged audience in today’s world needs such a reckoning?

The play begs for modern-day comparisons, a tribute both to its source material and Sorkin’s masterful update. Is Atticus the precursor or prototype of someone like Robert Mueller? Steadfastly holding true to the methods and laws and beliefs of a system that proves broken in the face of moral complexities and less-than-moral personalities? I’ll leave that for you to decide. This version of Mockingbird is ripe for many readings, and based on ticket sales and audience response (a rabid round of applause was heard whenever someone pushed against prejudice or patriarchy) this version may be the antidote to our troubled times.

The spell of the stage adaptation lies in large part to a stellar cast. It lures you in with its seductive southern drawl, it unarms with a little wit and laughter, and then it pounces with deadly accuracy, aiming right for the heart. It tears down what small bit of hope we might still have in humanity, while building it back up with the smallest of gestures. It’s there in the unsaid and unspeakable support Atticus delivers with a kiss to Dil’s head. The supposed innocence of a child recognizing the voice of a classmate’s father behind a hood of hate. The conflicted and ultimately resigned acceptance of what we can’t change, and the indefatigable audacity of what we might change simply by trying.

In the end, when Atticus is forced to bend his rigid by-the-book beliefs, it is heartbreaking yet affirming. We have to sit with our decisions for the rest of our lives. In the same way we sit beside our past, and sometimes it’s uncomfortable, and sometimes it’s wrong, and when there are no right answers, you do the best with the lessons you’ve been given, the life only you have known, and once in a while you can move your own moral compass, shifting it just the slightest bit, and that has to be enough.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

It’s high time I got back into watches. I’ve been woefully neglectful of this opportunity to accessorize.

Thread-within-a-thread: Do we even wear watches anymore?

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Too Late For Lent

The Lenten rose is one of the first plants to bloom every year, and this one proved no exception. That didn’t mean it was early. Our whole spring got off to a late start, and it still doesn’t really feel here other than in fast fits and false-starts. The lingering cool and wet weather has lengthened the duration of the spring flower show. For the most part, these blooms come and go awfully quickly, burned by a suddenly-scorching sun or torn asunder by violent storms. That we have had them stick around for so long is the silver-lining to the relentless march of clouds and rain we’ve had.

I’ve extolled the merits of the Lenten rose a number of times here, so I won’t repeat any of that. It does bear mentioning that this is one of the very first perennials I planted when we moved into our home way back in 2002, and it still comes up faithfully every year. That makes this particular specimen seventeen years old. Like the magazine.

Our baby is almost grown up now.

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The Mom Selfie

There are several things going on in these photos that some people seem largely unaware that I do. First off, driving. Yes, I drive. Quite a bit, in fact. I think I have more mileage on my car than Andy, thanks mostly to frequent trips to Boston. And of course I wear a seatbelt. It’s the law. And common sense for those of us who grew up in the 80’s and afterward. (Andy remembers the lawless days of riding around without having to wear one.)

Second, running errands. Like a soccer mom. Maybe that’s why Suzie said this was a classic mom selfie. To be honest, I don’t know what a classic mom selfie is. If I were said mom, I’d probably be on the wine. Isn’t that a mom thing to do? On the morning these photos were taken, I was on a fern run. Found a couple of elephant ears too. The plant version. How ghastly to think of anything else.

Third, silliness. I am ridiculously silly when you catch me at the right moment. More-so than I probably convey on this website. I’m a goddamn hoot and a half.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Still with the crocs and the cargo pants.

Stop.

We are better than this. 

#TinyThreads

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The Vibrant Azalea

At the height of daylight, an azalea stands brightly in the splendor of it all.

The vibrant pink is set off in striking fashion by the new chartreuse foliage of the season.

Spring should not be subtle.

It should scream and shout and announce its arrival and presence with all the brazen brilliance it can muster. It goes by too quickly to be quiet about it.

I’ve noticed that the azaleas have made a glorious showing this year. I don’t grow any at my home, but it’s nice to see when somebody else does. Personal preference only – when done correctly they make a handsome presence, especially at this time of the year.

So let us have spring, vibrant and electric and alive! Let it sing to us at full volume, let it shock us with its brassy, brazen boldness! It is but the prelude to summer

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Avoiding Toxicity

This online world, of which my blog has been a part for the last sixteen years, has been rapidly devolving into toxicity. A recent sample of FaceBook and Twitter trends had me shutting it all off, as supposed fans tore apart the ‘Game of Thrones’ finale and Madonna’s Eurovision performance, indicative of a general trend of hating on anything and everything that comes across the online timeline.

Why is there so much hate? Why is there such a readiness to attack and destroy? I don’t know exactly, but I have my theories, none of which I’ll bother posting or positing as they would only contribute to the unhealthy atmosphere of negativity so prevalent today. I’ll do what I usually do when it comes to comments and anonymous critiques: ignore and avoid. Let them breed their chaos and toxicity, let them wallow in their self-dissatisfaction. We’ve got happiness and truth on our side. They only have deceit.

Moving on…

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