If Baby New Year can run around all naked and cherubic, then so the hell can I. Here’s to your own nude romps in the New Year. May your home be warm, and may your bits and bobs be forever swaddled. (Be wary of scratchy bows covered in glitter. They may not be your friend.) On with the first recap of the year, and me naked but for some glasses and tinsel and a big scratchy bow!
We cannot begin without first finishing up last year’s business, and what a bad bunch of business it was. If you think you can handle it again, here is the 2019 Year in Review: Part One, Part Two and Part Three. (I just thank sweet baby New Year and little baby Jesus that there was no Part Four.)
The only good thing about the way 2019 ended may have been this super-collection of Hunks.
2020 begins in black and white, and hazy shades of gray.
The Waiting was over as the Madonna Timeline returned with this entry from the ‘Erotica’ era.
Snoopy and Woodstock greet winter.
My winter fragrance: Birch and Black Pepper by Jo Malone.
Ben Cohen bangs in the New Year in his underwear.
Who wants to have fun with filters? Hint: not me.
A Jello Renaissance: the craziest dessert I’ve ever made.
Even in plaid flannel, I will sparkle and shine.
New hunks of the day included Benjamin Melzer, Matt Rogers, Mohamed Saleh, Omar Sharif Jr., and Lee Sun-Kyun.
