Ignoring social media has largely been a lovely act of self-preservation and self-improvement, but even with my increased absence on Instagram, Threads, Twitter and FaceBook, some things manage to rise through it all, such as the wardrobe malfunction in a recent soccer game, thus resulting in the first crowning of Dazzler of the Day in a while, bestowed upon Deven Robertson. Putting the Brisbane Lions on the world stage of thirst, Roberston had his shirt ripped from his body, and no one bothered to complain.
