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My Eyes Said STFU

All I wanted to do was pick up a Father’s Day card and get home out of the rain, so I zipped into the Rite Aid parking lot and searched the card stock. While there, I got sidetracked by the nail polish, but thought better of it. As I was checking out, the tapping of my credit card wasn’t good enough, so I slid it into the reader, but that wasn’t working either. The teenybopper cashier peered over the counter. 

CASHIER: Oh, flip it.

ME: And reverse it?

CASHIER: Hey! That’s one of my Mom’s favorite songs!

MY INNER VOICE: Shut the fuck up.

MY OUTER VOICE: And that’s how old I am!

CASHIER: Oh I like all the old jams.

MY EYES: Seriously, shut the fuck up.

It’s getting more and more difficult not to choose violence these days. 

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