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February 2018

Winter Olympics 2018 Recap: Bobsled Butts, Meaty Thighs & More

There will be only two blog posts today, but this last one is a doozy, filled with shirtless Olympic hunks and a grand recap of all that came during this year’s Olympic Games. Get ready for a link-a-licious explosion of the wonder of these Winter Games, and feast your eyes on all the athletes who brought such heat to the frozen season.

We begin with the biggest star of these Olympic Games, who earned a Team Bronze Medal in Figure Skating: Adam Rippon. He strode into PyeongChang with deliberate, defiant and deserved confidence, taking the world by storm with his entertaining quips and quick-witted sound-bites. He took down the evil Mike Pence with a few well-chosen words and Tweets, yet remained focus on what he was there for. In the end he became the face of the future: a world of athletes unbound by sexual labels or limitations.

Tantamount to Rippon was another openly-gay athlete, Gus Kenworthy, whose nude ESPN spread was a highlight of this website (and it was the gift that kept on giving). After his try for Olympic gold, he kissed his boyfriend on live television and we all melted a little. (His cheeky Instagram posts didn’t hurt either.)

Chris Mazdzer added a major thirst factor to these Olympics, with his penchant for showing off a hairy chest in previous social media moments (and these GIFs from a gratuitous Cosmopolitan story).

In the end, it was the spirit and sentiment of the Olympic Games that prevailed, with or without the hunks. Here’s looking ahead to the Summer Olympics in Tokyo 2020…

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Olympic Spotlight: Axel Jungk

On this final night of the Winter Olympics 2018, one more hottie takes the spotlight: Axel Jungk. The German skeleton racer has great hair, and takes a great pic – with or without a shirt. See below. 

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Social Media Naked Synergy

It appears I’ve reached the limit of how much time and effort I intend to invest in my social media platforms. On the request of friends, I opened a SnapChat account recently, but quickly lost interest after posting just one or two ‘chats’. I’m better at the Big Three: FaceBook, Twitter and Instagram. They are more than enough to waste time and (ideally) direct traffic to this website. For the uninitiated (and I happen to know a few), here are a few brief bullet-points of what I like and, more importantly, don’t like about each.

Likes: Your FaceBook page is like a mini-website, with outlets for words, pictures, videos, events, and allowing for a more complete representation of an online persona. For better or worse.

Dislikes: A crazy double-standard when it comes to censoring male nudity, and an impossible-to-reach help system if someone steals your photos and pretends to be you.

Likes: Fast and efficient, even if it goes beyond 140 characters now, it’s the easiest way to see what’s trending in more or less real time.

Dislikes: Trolls and Russian bots. (The use of certain hashtags, #TrumpRussia or #ImpeachTrump for example, is only partially effective in getting them to back off.) It’s best to never engage.

Likes: A picture is worth a thousand words. Especially if you’re buck naked.

Dislikes: You can’t put any links in the captions. (But when in doubt, go to ALANILAGAN.com.)

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The Day My Brother Was Born

As far from my August 24 birthdate as one could get on a calendar, my brother was born on this day 41 years ago. That means that, with the exception of my parents, I’m the person he has known longest in his life. As such, there is a bond between us that cannot be broken under any circumstances. We may fight or squabble, and it can get down and dirty sometimes, but brotherhood is more powerful than any of that nonsense, and the love between two brothers is something we have come to embrace after four decades of learning to be friends with each other.

We’ll head over to Amsterdam this afternoon for a family dinner in his honor – with the kids and all the trimmings. Hang onto your birthday hats.

Happy birthday, baby bro!

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The Risk & Danger of a New Project, Mitigated

In the past, I may have been too invested in some of my creative endeavors, living out each theme in was that weren’t always healthy or helpful. Hell, my first two projects were ‘Sex’ and ‘Depression’ and God knows I’ve delved deeply into those wells. But that was all long ago, 1993 to be exact, and in the ensuing years I’ve learned a more sensible way of creatively fulfilling my passions without necessarily thrashing my emotional state in the process. It’s the choice many artists have to make at some point, and while I can’t speak for anyone else, I find a bit of separation from the work is the best way for me to exist.

I’m at my happiest when I’m working on a new project, whether that’s in writing or photography or the simple design of a garden. When my interest veers into darker territory (as this new one does), there’s the potential for emotional spillover if I’m not being careful, or if I were unable to disconnect the work from my own state of mind. That has been a key to a happier existence, and a creative fulfillment that comes from the various outlets I’ve culled over the years. It also helps that I have an understanding and patient husband like Andy, who keeps the home, and our lives, in fine form while I undertake any creative endeavors. That’s the real secret of how I’ve been able to integrate the wild fire of artistic passion into a life that doesn’t involve jailtime.

This new project is in its infancy, so the earliest it’s going to come out will be fall 2018 or winter 2019. Until such time, I offer a look back at some of my more recent works. See if you can tell which fun ones drove me (and possibly others) to the brink of insanity before I figured out how to do it right.

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Night Stock

Things look different in the night.

Shadows play tricks.

Colors shift shade. 

This bouquet of stock is quite purple in the day, when the light is bright and tinged with whatever blue we get from the sky. At night, however, and in the warm amber glow of a lamp, it changes to a more rosy hue, as if shot through with an extra dose of blood from within. 

The beauty of these blooms, apart from the exquisite way they change color depending on the light and the time of day, is their perfume. Sweet and soft and the merest whisper of spring and summer – it is the breath of hope, expelled in the coldest of winter nights. 

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The Bunny Trail

Unlike the summer, when the rabbits would brazenly munch on our garden in the light of day, winter seems to make them more naturally nocturnal. We do not catch them during the day, but we find their tracks and their droppings. Maybe they hide in the day because the backdrop of snow makes them too easy to be spied by hawks or owls. The pool may be covered, but danger still lurks in the backyard, especially if you’re little and furry. 

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Taking Stock in the Snow

Andy was just realizing that his Dad has only been gone about 8 months. It seemed so long ago, and so far away. The summer was reaching its zenith. The world looked vastly different. Strange, the way these things come back to us. It felt a little sadder hearing him talk about it, now that it was winter, now that there was no pool or sun or lawn to distract. All I could do was put a bouquet of stock on the counter in the hopes of cheering him a bit. 

Winter is tricky that way. When the fall of snow levels everything, and the vista goes blank, there is nothing to do but face your own thoughts and memories. Andy seems to be doing all right, but I know he misses his father. It comes in waves, like bands of snow in the winter. Sometimes it’s thick and heavy, sometimes slight but sharp. Always, a chill and a pang of heartache. 

The happy part, though, is that we still recall the little things he did to make us laugh. In that way, he’s still around. In spring or summer, we’ll take a trip to the Saratoga Auto Museum and make a little homage to the place where he and Andy always had some father and son time. The trees will have leafed out by then, and the flowers will be in bloom. Until then, these stock blooms will have to keep the cheer. 

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Olympic Spotlight: Madison Chock & Evan Bates

The American ice dancing team of Madison Chock and Evan Bates were poised for medal contention after their beautiful short program, but suffered a shocking fall in their free program. Their heartbreak was apparent at the end of it, they both appeared overcome with angst, and with perfectly understandable reason. 

There are some people who watch and wait for the falls in figure skating, then there are the people who have half a heart and some decency. I don’t like seeing anyone fall or fail, but it’s always interesting to see what people will do after it happens. Will they pick themselves up again and keep trying? Will it stall them momentarily, requiring a recovery period? Or will it fell them forever, robbing them of any future? 

Chock and Bates looked a bit shocked when it happened, but they picked themselves up and completed the program. At the end there were some tears, but they had the audience, and the world, suddenly behind them. Messages of support and encouragement flooded their social media accounts. They ended up sending out words of thanks for all that they had received. It was a lesson in life.

That’s the measure of a true Olympian. 

That’s the grace of an amazing human being. 

Every Olympic games has a moment that stays with me and resonates for some reason. This may be that moment for me, and it’s an inspiration. 

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Albany at the Break of Dawn

My love/hate affair with Albany has been on the lovey-dovey side of late and that continues with this ode to the beauty of a Capital Region morning. As we enter the final stages of winter, the light begins to get brilliant. One of the only benefits of the dark season is that with the bare branches of stripped trees, nothing blocks the sun, when the clouds are away, from shining in all its splendor. Rooms and nooks that are otherwise shaded by leafy canopy are brighter than they are at the height of summer. It’s a small recompense.

Here, we witness the striking rise of the sun, and the amber glow of a city awaking to a bright and sunny day. Ordinary buildings turn extraordinary in the golden first light. It happens quickly, and soon the warmer palate is hardened into something bright and unforgiving. But for this first instant of the day, we have beauty. Delicate, fiery and fleeting beauty.

If we’re lucky, the day will end in the same way.

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Olympic Spotlight: Thomas Ulsrud

As the skip of the Norwegian curling team, Thomas Ulsrud is known for his funky pants, but fans and visitors of this website are probably looking for something that showcases Mr. Ulsrud out of those crazy pants. To that end, I give you this post. The Winter Olympics are featuring Ladies Figure Skating right now; consider this your alternative programming. (Shout-out to Trish for the request!)

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Olympic Spotlight: Zach Donohue

The Shib Sibs may get all the online glory, but they are neck-and-neck (and neck-and-neck) with the other American team in Ice Dancing, one half of which is made up of Zach Donohue who gets this hunky spotlight moment on the night they are all competing for the gold. 

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Bobsleigh Butts & Another Mid-Olympic Recap

Programming Note: this blog usually goes dark on Tuesday and Wednesday, but given the Olympics, there may be some additional hunky posts on those days this week. Stay tuned… until then, the traditional Monday night recap delves into the previous few days. 

It turn out, that Wednesday dark day was also suspended last week with this Valentine’s Day post. Love is all around. 

Adam Rippon remains the stand-out star of these Winter Olympics. 

Finding the way Thru. Or vice versa. 

Blue sky.

Stirrings in the night of winter

A winter dinner party planned, and executed perfectly

A tale of two scarves

Albany Egg.

At long last, Tom Ford’s underwear. (It’s growing on me.)

The sound of Cigarettes After Sex.

Olympic Spotlights shone on Javier FernándezJorik Hendrickx and Scott Moir.

Hunks of the Day included some of the Olympic variety, with a few notable exceptions: Morgan CiprèsJoey McIntyre, Michael Lucas and Brad Hall.

Finally, a newsworthy bearer of heat: Hunk of the Day Paul Caiano

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The Dinner Party Denouement

The promise of a dinner party fills some with dread, and others with exhilaration. I’m in the latter camp, so when I suggested (read: mandated) that my brother have one to christen his new house, I was very excited that he agreed. His girlfriend Landrie helped him pull off a lovely evening in the midst of an oncoming winter snowfall, and it was as cozy and comfy as one could have wished. 

The menu was all comfort food, and the cocktail was the Blushing Betty. The company was relaxed and fun. The music was Ella. It was a wonderful way to pass a winter night. 

 

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Olympic Spotlight: Scott Moir

As one half of the Canadian figure skating team competing for a medal in Ice Dancing, this is Scott Moir, who will do his best to twizzle to the gold tonight. For me, the best part of the ice dancing is the selection of outfits. Figure skating is, as a general rule, the place for flash and pizzazz, and ice dancers embrace that more than any other genre. As for Mr. Moir, he and his partner Tessa Virtue were the Olympic champions in 2010, and the silver medalists in 2014. That’s flashy enough in itself. 

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