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September 2012

The Uncensored Prince Harry Naked Photo

Up until now, all I’ve seen are those star-censored pics that only serve to obscure Prince Harry’s ass – now here it is in all its royal glory (albeit with the TMZ watermark). I’m still undecided about this whole affair –  on the one hand, I would never get naked when there are cel phones around (only cameras and flattering lighting). However, I’ve also never been drunk in a million-dollar Las Vegas suite, and I’m sure if I was the last thing I would be thinking of is a cel phone. Hell, I’d do more than strip naked if I were in that position, and I’ve got my own photos to prove it. So I guess I feel bad for the guy. He’s young, he’s rich, he’s in Las Vegas… where is the blame? Rock out with your cock out, Mr. Prince. No shame in that game.

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Tom Daley Selling His Stuff in a Speedo

While this probably wouldn’t be my first choice of attire in selling my first autobiography, I suppose you work your strongest assets when you’re hawking a book. In this case, Tom Daley is working that Speedo like a bitch in heat. (This gratuitous post is a reminder of our Summer Olympics – the posts of which I’ll try to repopulate if ever I find a spare minute.)

 

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The Briefs, Bulge & VPL of Ben Cohen

Not only is Ben Cohen beautiful and confident in the underwear department, he also has a tremendous heart, as evidenced by his StandUp Foundation. Check it out HERE, and pick up some of his underwear if you are so inclined.

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Proud to Be a Bitcham

That is what some of the fans of Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham call themselves – bitchams – and I’m adding my name to the list.

Far more than Tom Daley, Mr. Mitcham really makes me miss the Olympics… and the Summer of the Speedo. He’s cuter, his accent is hotter, and he plays for my team. Team Bitcham all the way.

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Ben Cohen’s Enormous Hose

Ben Cohen in various states of underwear will be featured in the next day of posts, so stick around, or come back often.

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That Naked Adam Levine Photo

In honor of the rather startling (to me anyway) news that Adam Levine will be in this season of ‘American Horror Story: Asylum’, I give you this naked photo of him again – because when it’s that good, you want to do it over and over and over again. Personally, I was not sure about checking into the Asylum – there is no way they could possibly hope to top Season One as far as genuine surprises go, but I’m giving them a chance. I just hope they don’t veer into shock and gore to up the ante. That said, if they want to put Mr. Levine into Dylan McDermott’s first-season lack of clothing, I’m all for it.

 

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A Salacious & Sleazy Weekend, For Your Viewing Pleasure

While I’m busy re-populating parts of the past (have you checked out the archives lately? Scroll down, there’s a nifty Widget at the bottom of the page, along with a new ‘Search’ feature), this weekend’s posts will be a simple collection of shirtless and/or naked male celebrities for your viewing pleasure. I’ll even get my ass out for the lone soul clamoring to see it (I’m a giver that way).
You may have noticed that construction on the site continues, but thanks to Webmaster Skip, the ship is slowly being righted, and she already looks shiny and new. For now, we’re offering a glimpse of ‘The Projects’ – they will show up in their entirety further down the road – and focusing on getting ‘The Photos’ and ‘The Writing’ up. I’ve whittled down the extravagant numbers of both to a more streamlined collection of work. There’s no sense in making you wade through filler and dribble, and even less wisdom in making me read through some piece of crap I wrote as a delusionally-self-righteous twenty-two year old.

 

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Parting Glances at Provincetown

Like all great times, my birthday weekend finale in Provincetown had to come to a close. It’s been too long since I’ve been to this town at the very tip of the Cape, and after rekindling all the magic it offers I don’t think I’ll be staying away for so long in the future.
 
 
The light here is like none I’ve found anywhere else. For that alone, it is worth the visit. We also missed out on the beach, taking our sip of the sea and the sun from the whale watch.
 
 
While the whales were my favorite part, the seafood on hand was a very close second, with the cocktails taking a not-so-distant third.
 
 
The sweet Autumn clematis was coming into full bloom – the surest sign of the close of summer. There are a few weeks left, but we’ve taken the final turn.
 
 
The gate is being shut on another season, and though it’s sad to see it go, I do feel it’s almost time.
 
 
Fall arrives with its own set of enchantments, and I can’t wait to come under its spell.
 
 
Yet for now, summer is open a bit longer…
 
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