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September 2012

Happy Birthday to the Naked Prince

Birthday greetings go out to Prince Harry, apparently the most fun Royal that England has going for it today (with the possible exception of Kate, pending publication of her topless pics). I think we’re all still coming off the high of seeing his memorable Las Vegas naked photos (censored and uncensored).

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Hard At Work

It’s a glorious, albeit cool, sunny Saturday morning, but instead of being outside or at some apple orchard or selecting the perfect pair of mums for the front porch, I am inside in front of a lap top and trying valiantly to update the Archives of this site. Not that I’m complaining – it’s a labor of love, and I need to learn how to honor and respect the past instead of pretending none of it ever happened (with the possible exception of an outfit or goatee). This is all in service of next year’s gala anniversary celebration for a decade of www.ALANILAGAN.com (and by ‘next year’, that means in a few short months).

That’s a lot of exclamation points, and I HATE explanation points, so you know this is no joke. Check it out!!!

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Jake Gyllenhaal Naked From Behind

When Anderson Cooper sent me an e-mail saying that Jake Gyllenhaal would be on his talk show next week, I was elated. (Okay, maybe he didn’t personally send me that e-mail, and maybe it didn’t go solely to me, but if this is what it takes to brighten up a Saturday morning, just go with the flow of delusion.) The idea of Jake and Anderson meeting must create a new gay galaxy somewhere in the universe. In honor of that occasion it seems the perfect time to revisit Jake Gyllenhaal’s naked ass (as I believe the posts that did so prior did not get reposted yet. There’s also a full-frontal shot of Mr. Gyllenhaal rumored to be floating around this site somewhere… and with the new archives slowly shuffling into place, it may be easier to find…) In the meantime, here is his backside.

Despite my love for all things Anne Hathaway, and my appreciation of Jake and the  junk in his trunk (and elsewhere) I have not seen the movie these shots are from, ‘Love & Other Drugs’. Why sit through a whole movie when the shots you want will be up on the internet anyway? That’s what blogging whores like me are for.

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Ben Cohen: Beefcake Calendar

This is purportedly the cover for the new Ben Cohen calendar for 2013. That is all.

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Come Into My Shower

As promised, it will be a day of shower shots, as a reward (or punishment, depending on your point of view) for all those who have stuck with us during the revamping of the site. Work continues, but we’re getting there.

More to come, more to come…

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Take Your Shirt Off

For tomorrow you’re going to get to shower with me… right here.

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To Bee Or Not To Bee

That is the question… Honey.

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A Filipino Feast for My Father

The low-key celebration for my Dad’s birthday consisted of a traditional Filipino dinner, cooked by yours truly – and given the bursting blossoms of the baby bok choy, it arrived just in the nick of time. The main event was a new recipe I was giving a whirl – a sort of bitter beef stew officially christened ‘Sinigang na carne’. The recipe seemed simple enough (though I did need to seek out the Asian Supermarket to get the Tamarind-based seasoning packet for the Sinigang.)

Here’s the recipe if you want to try it out – as I mentioned, there is a bitter element to the dish, which I found refreshing, but may not be for everyone:

1 Tbsp. olive oil

1 tomato, diced

½ onion, diced

3 garlic cloves, minced

½ lb beef brisket, cut into chunks

½ lb pork chunks

¾ teaspoon salt (or to taste)

Pepper to taste

6 oz. bok choy and/or Chinese broccoli cut into large chunks 1-2 inches (2-3 cups)

2 white radishes, thickly sliced

10 oz. string beans

Packet of Sinigang tamarind base stew seasoning

1 teaspoon lemon juice (or kalamansi if avail.)

 

Saute onion, garlic, and tomatoes in hot oil until onion browns.

Add beef, pork, and enough water (or rice wash) to cover meat entirely (about 7-8 cups water). Bring to boil, lower heat, and simmer until meat is tender (about 2 hours).

Add salt and seasoning packet, bring to boil for ten minutes.

Simmer, and add bok choy/Chinese broccoli and radishes.

Add more water if necessary, and the string beans. Simmer until tender.

Before serving, add lemon juice. Serve with white rice.

Please note, I upped the portions for this as it was for a larger number of people, particularly on the meat side, so don’t be afraid to play around with it. I also chose fresh beans over frozen (as they are still in wonderful season) and used only Chinese broccoli, which provided the perfect note of bitterness. Adhere strictly to the times, as anything less may result in less tender meat, and that’s one of the best parts of this dish.

The baby bok choy was given the simple side treatment (here it is just before full wilting). It begins with a heady mix of ginger and garlic sauteed in a bit of olive oil and sesame oil – that alone will make anyone’s kitchen smell like it knows what it’s doing. Add to that some soy sauce and crushed red pepper flakes for heat, and you have an easy, if potent, side dish. I got that recipe from the New York Times, where it was originally printed next to the one I’m currently using for the chicken adobo. What the latter lacks in photogenic properties, it more than makes up for in taste. The key is the rice vinegar and coconut milk marinade, but the trick is the addition of three bay leaves. It seems like such a little, unimportant part, but it makes all the difference.

Rounding out the meal was a large pot of pancit, cooked in the manner my Mom taught me ~ two large bunches of rice noodles, soaked until soft, chopped chicken and pork (I boiled these for tenderness), green onions and carrots for color and flavor, Chinese sausage, a cup or so of chicken stock, salt & pepper to taste, and then a liberal dousing of soy sauce. This is a recipe that demands a few attempts before you find the best way to do it to your liking. This time around it helped keeping it refrigerated overnight, as the noodles upon first assembly were a little too firm. If leaving it in the fridge, I find it helpful to err on the watery side of things to insure that the noodles stay moist.

All of the above were served with that Filipino staple – a heaping bowl of steaming jasmine rice – and a bit of Pan de Sol. It made more than enough for six people, with leftovers all around – and is the perfect Fall dinner for when the nights start going cool.

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In ‘The Havana Room’

It was a strangely sympathetic thing for him to say, and we stood there in a sudden, not uncomfortable silence. Men sometimes make friends this way, I think. They decide quickly… There was something vulnerable and temporary about the moment, and I was attentive to it, for a man, let us agree, is a kind of shelled animal. There is the hardened surface he presents to the world, the face and the words and the behavior, but very often these do not correlate very well with the being inside the shell. By hardened I mean coherent, deflective of attack, and capable of being recognized by others; I don’t mean unchangeable – quite the opposite, in fact. But the shell is always there, growing outward from within, flaking and breaking away, and the quivering wet stuff inside remains largely hidden. Appearances are not deceiving so much as incomplete. What you see is what you get, but what you don’t see is also what you get.

~ Colin Harrison

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Charlie’s

A venerable Boston institution, Charlie’s is a restaurant located literally around the corner from our place, yet we only seem to get there for special treats (the day of a Madonna concert, for example). It is a classic, old-school-style diner, where patrons sit at the counter (my preference) or with other patrons at the small smattering of tables set up. There is something comforting about a diner – with its griddle smoking and spattering just a few feet away, the easy casual camaraderie that overcomes all who enter, and the promise of good old-fashioned greasy grub.

This has not gone unnoticed by many in Boston, including a number of celebrities and politicians, whose photos line the walls, and who keep coming back for the (pretty) low prices that have remained remarkably consistent over the years. There’s also the tight-knit group that runs the place – friendly and amiable to all, if no-nonsense when it comes to serving up food and turning over tables. Personally I like that approach in a diner. This is not the place for fancy frills and excess – and God knows I create enough of that in the rest of my life.

Comfort and consistency don’t get all the credit they deserve. Luckily there are a few places still holding onto the tried and true.
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Ben Cohen’s Underwear Video

Because he’s even better in motion. One day soon I’ll do a serious Ben Cohen write-up, on all the amazing work he and his StandUp Foundation do to combat bullying. Today, however, I’m too tired to do anything but watch him get dirty, work up a sweat, and take off his clothes for a calendar shoot.

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A Political Party in my Pants

The only thing I’m endorsing in this photo is Hugo Boss underwear. Purple plaid will always get my vote.
PS – If you don’t vote, you’re going to get a spanky. [Cut.]

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